
Bottington, Alpha |

Grezzag tries to blend the Robot Apprentice!
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+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 = 181d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 10 + 6 = 19
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Off-hand, Doubleslice) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 17 - 3 - 2 = 211d8 + 10 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 + 6 + 2 = 25
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Iterative) vs Robot: 1d20 + 15 - 3 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 15 - 3 - 2 = 241d8 + 10 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 6 + 2 = 19

Riot Suppressor Bot |

Riot Suppressor Bot attempts to pummel an enemy.
warhammer: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
warhammer damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
warhammer: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23
warhammer damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

Zimdoz |
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Zimdoz, almost out of ammo, cheers on his friends, "good luck, everyone!"
SO LOW ON AMMO. Next time I'll make more, sorry guys, and sorry for the delay.

Daniel Penfold 351 |

One fothe apprentices tries to attack the riot supressor. The other tries to cast a spell at Zimdoz
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 32
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 33
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Glitterdust on Zimdoz- DC 7
Back to you guys

Bottington, Alpha |

"Spellcastin' Robots?! HEEEEEEEELL NAW!" Grezzag trumpets before continuing his onslaught.
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+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 341d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 6 = 22
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 241d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 6 = 22
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Off-hand, Doubleslice, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 1 = 201d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 10 + 6 = 20
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Iterative, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 15 - 3 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 15 - 3 - 2 + 1 = 261d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 10 + 6 = 19

Poshment Pamplemousse |

"Don't hate me Grezzag!" Poshment pleads as he tries to heal the battered Riot Suppressor.
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Spont CMW: 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (7, 2) + 8 = 17 x1.5 for 25pts back!
Convert a Delay Poison into CMW!

Riot Suppressor Bot |

Riot Suppressor Bot attempts to pummel an enemy, moving over to the next one.
warhammer: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25
warhammer damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
Riot Supressor Bot is at full again, I think?

Alldur Folmes |

Oops, sorry, went out of town for the long weekend and forgot to say something.
Alldur gestures at the spellcasting robot and attempts to corrupt it's programming.
Malfunction on the spellcasting robot. Fortitude DC 19 or it is affected as if by confusion

Daniel Penfold 351 |

Fort save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
The robot apprentice manages to resist the effects of the spell and attacks the riot suppressor
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (20) + 18 = 38
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
slam: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (17) + 18 = 35
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
critical confirm: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
And back to you guys

Poshment Pamplemousse |

"Uh, how attached are we to our pile of suppressive metal?" Poshment asks the others with uncertainty. "We thinking 'blaze of glory' or 'live to fight another day'?"
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Happy to heal or just cast guidance, depending. Best case for Poshment would be waiting until after the fight to heal since he can reprep some slots for it.

Riot Suppressor Bot |

Actually, Riot Suppressor Bot has hardness 10, which I forgot about, I think he's fine-ish. I'll go through everything and double check.
Bot says, "Please, disarm and sit in the corner."
warhammer: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (6) + 18 = 24
warhammer damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
warhammer: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29
warhammer damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Edit: Yes, he's only taken 4 from the crit because of hardness 10, the statline is updated (assuming the enemies' weapons aren't adamantine - please let me know if they are Daniel).

Bottington, Alpha |

I think the apprentice ought to get a turn, but I'll roll Grezzag just in case!
Grezzag spins his axe and laughs as it churns through metal.
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+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 171d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 6 = 18
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 2 + 1 = 211d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 6 = 17
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Off-hand, Doubleslice, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 17 - 3 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 17 - 3 - 2 + 1 = 311d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 6 = 18
+1 Orc Double Axe (Beacon of Hope, PA, TWF, Iterative, Haste) vs Robot: 1d20 + 15 - 3 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 15 - 3 - 2 + 1 = 161d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 6 = 18
Yeesh, those rolls!

Daniel Penfold 351 |

Grezzag's blow strikes the apprentice and it falls apart into a heap of scrap metal.
Loot:
Laboratory components worth 1500gp
journals worth 4000gp
120 silverdisks
10 batteries
four rolls of ion tape
two zipsticks
a timeworn chemalyzer
two nanite canisters
a timeworn fire extinguisher
three scrolls of gaseous form
a scroll of recharge
a horn of fog
a bottle of air
a short rod made of horacalcum which looks like it will open the closed door you found several doors below.

Poshment Pamplemousse |

Poshment leaps onto the scrap heap with index and pinky fingers raised. "METAAAAAL!" he screams.
"Alright, let's show that basement-dwelling wizard what-fore!"
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To the bottom!

Zimdoz |

Zimdoz nods, "yep, that sounds good." He twitches a little, and guides Riot Suppressor Bot towards downstairs.
I forgot haste for Riot Suppressor Bot, sorry chaps.

Poshment Pamplemousse |

"AAAAAYE AAAAYE AAAAAAAAAAYE, welcome to our tower!" Poshment says, shaking everyone's hand. "Please don't touch anything, a lot of it is... delicate."
"Anyways... are any of you a robot?" He shuffles between Grezzag and the other group.

Doctor Rhaym |

You see a snobbish looking man in a fine topcoat, top hat and the natty clothes of a gentleman. He carries a glossy walking stick with a fine brass head and a black bag.
"Charmed." He said, his nose just slightly wrinkling and holding the hand Posh just shook like it needed to be decontaminated now.
"And no."

Doctor Rhaym |

Taking a closer look at Poshment he said; "Hmmmmm. I see. You should have called upon me sooner."
He put his black bag down and rooted around in it.
Coming up with a hand crank drill, he nodded.
"Yes. A few small holes drilled through the skull should suffice to release the evil spirits.
"Now, there is the small matter of my fee..."

Narek |

Narek is a tall lean Kellid man, he dresses in lightweight nomad garb, his only visible weapon a coiled whip on his right hip. His eyes do not see quite right, as though there are things floating in them..
”I am Nerek, I have accompanied the Doctor, I would not allow him to drill into your skull. I seek remnants of the Skyfall.”

Zimdoz |

Zimdoz squeaks when he sees the new people, and puffs up his cheeks in alarm briefly before calming himself down. He is carrying a shabby-looking wide-barrelled pistol, though he keeps it pointed at the ground. "y.. you folks aren't going to kill us, are you?" He hides behind Riot Suppressor Bot, who stands stoically by, holding its warhammer.
Zimdoz is a slight ratfolk with black fur and long whiskers. He typically wears outfits with many pockets and wears a pair of goggles. His fur seems wet with some sort of strange material, but he's carrying a great many different bits of junk and gadgets on his person, including a bandolier full of iron flasks with strange fluids.
Zimdoz peeks out nods when Narek mentions the Skyfall, "um, yes, yes, Alldur is the theoretical philosopher - I am the applied philosopher." He blinks, "we've found many artifacts that - well, maybe they came from skyfall, in any event, they're very advanced - far beyond what's found elsewhere in Golarion. I have my own theories... but Alldur can get them to work pretty well, and I know how to break them, at least." He taps on Riot Suppressor Bot and says, "and I fixed this big fella too."

Alldur Folmes |

The bearded, robed human in the back stirs himself from deep thought at the mention of his name. 'Alldur Folmes, master of wands and the mechano-magical arts.'
The man is nearly covered in wand-loaded bandoliers and scroll cases. His shoulder length black hair is held back by a strip of silk lined with seeming circuitry that flashes as his synapses fire.
'As to requesting assistance, I don't know if I'd go that far, but we'd welcome the help, if that's what you're here to do.' He thrusts out a hand to shake if there are any takers.

Poshment Pamplemousse |

The Gnome tips his own tophat back at the Doctor. "Mr. Athena, aren't doctors supposed to heal people? If I wanted an executioner, I'd just tell Ol' Grezzag here I was a robot! Which I'm not!" Poshment clarifies. "I think I got your first headcase here, buster! This guy thinks the sky is falling!" He pokes Narek in the leg dubiously.
"Zimmy-boy is only being shy because he needs to mix up more of that boomy-stuff he shoots. Trust me, all an act! I've seen the way he messes things up real good! Alldur's the real deal too, he wiggles his fingers and the robots dance all funny!"
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Are we all taking on the goon in the basement, or is this my cue to bounce, GM? No worries either way, just need to progress RP accordingly :)

Wencit Stonereaver |

Standing up, from near the back.
Sorry for my not introducing myself earlier, I was check ensuring that it was a peaceful first contact.
I've seen to many not peaceful contacts
You see a plain dressed dwarf that stands about 4' come out from behind some boxes.
Wencit is the name

Poshment Pamplemousse |

"Well why don't we put our combined might to the test? We've got a stick that'll open the door to the basement and if we're lucky, we'll find some sort of creepy wizard to pummel, yay!" Poshment cheers, waving the horacalcum rod in the air.
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I'd like to take 15 minutes to prep Good Hope into Poshment's open slot at 3rd level before opening the door!

Wencit Stonereaver |

In that case, let us be about it.
Wencit slings his bow, and then moves over to assist in the opening of the basement.

Narek |

Narek makes a gesture and mutters an arcane phrase, a blue glowing mist seems to emanate from his hand, he presses his hand to his chest and that mist coalesces into a shimmering armor encasing him before disappearing.