Rabbits hate change. My fiancé and I recently relocated, and Aslan is making his displeasure known by savaging hoodies and leaping upon his unsuspecting parents' faces at inopportune moments. These sudden rages, combined with his shameless pursuit of his expansionist interests, lead me to believe he is a chaotic neutral barbarian bunny.
Does this ever happen to you? Do you wonder if Spot made Intelligence his dump stat, but forgive him because of his excellent Charisma bonus? Do you suspect that Fluffy is evil-aligned, but find yourself helpless in the face of her gaze attack and fuzzy ears?
Wonder no longer! We will select one of your pets to be transformed into full-fledged Pathfinder monster, to be posted here on the blog for all to enjoy. Just email firstname.lastname@example.org with a link to a picture of your pet and your pet's name, alignment, and a fun fact about them.
No pets will be harmed in the making of this blog post. I look forward to meeting your fluffy, scaly, and feathered companions!