Master Pugwampi wrote:
 Spiteful Mite wrote:
 I could scrounge up some maggots...
WITH POISON! 
Alas poisoned maggots, while amusing, were not what we had in mind for snacks. 
{1d4 ⇒ 4 hippie larva squirm around in patchouli-scented composting bowl of lentils} Hey man, maggots are people too, man.