| GelBob CubePants |
Who lives in a dank tunnel under the keep?
GelBob CubePants!
Acidic, transparent and mobile is he!
GelBob CubePants!
If digested bodies is something you wish
GelBob CubePants!
The drop them on him and run like a gish!
GelBob CubePants!
Ready?
GelBob CubePants!
GelBob CubePants!
GelBob CubePants!
GelBob .... CubePants!
Aberzombie
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Poor Charlie - the wife had to pick him up early from daycare because of a puffy, red eye with goup. Got him into the doctors a little while ago. He's got a stuffy nose (since Wednesday), the puffy eye thing, and a double ear infection.
So, more antibiotics and eye drops.
And this just adds to an otherwise craptastic last 48 hours.
| Lemmiwinks |
A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward's Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead
A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man's ass
The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might
Cardinal Biggles
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COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
[JARRING CHORD]
[The cardinals enter]
Biggles: Er.... Nobody...um....
Ximinez: Expects...
Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are...
Biggles: Our chief weapons are...um...er...
Ximinez: Surprise...
Biggles: Surprise and --
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ... our chief weapons are surprise...blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. 'My old man said follow the--'
Biggles: That's enough.
[To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead?
Clevelnd: We're innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!