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RAWR!!EH. Whats up Doc?
Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting fawaccies
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We pick up a little and we can hit Jude's birthday on the 4th. I'm sure there will a blitz as people try to get the Internet points for posting the 100K post. I know I will
Be vewwy vewwy qwiet I'm hunting fallacies! AHAHAHAHAAHA!
Oberoni Fallacy! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
If a horse dies, and a paladin beats it, is that evil?
Wats! Little bastawd got away again. Next time it's the snare wire for you wodent! Slow choking death! Shakes fist
*blink* Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting gophers . AHAHAHAHA!
Some awe puns on people and things .... AHAHAHAHAHA!
MOORLUCK Season!!!Duck Season!!Rabbit Season!!!!! DWAGON SEASON!
Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Stormwind fawwacies .. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAH! If you look at Pg. 254 you will see that fear effects stack AND multiply, so that my Commoner/Ranger/Housepainter/Dread Chronomancer gets a +45 on all effects! IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!
Dunno, wanna kick around OGL vs. GSL for a bit? Always good for a laugh ..
Zaphod beeblebroxIf there's something more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot now. fixed for you :P
A small nerdy man pops up from behind a tent, blunderbuss at the ready. OOO .. I gots that wascally lepwechan now! Aims gun at Spanky and fires.
Dancing around as the helmeted cats attack him in force, Logic-Elmer screeches wildly I don't have my wule book! I don't know what to woll! Desperately trying to avoid the greataxes, he tries one desperate gambit. He pulls forth an ancient D20 marked with two 1-10 sequences with the numbers crayoned in with two colors BY THE POWER OF GREYHAWK! The skys darken and a flash of lightning strikes down, electrocuting the hapless nerd. medic ..
Cries as the small plane flies away with his tome. AH HA HA AH! "There, now where were we? Oi, you 'ave an I.D.? doont mek me ruff y'up." Sniffles miserably, then begins to rustle in his coat pockets, coming up with oddly-shaped dice, a pocket edition of Bartlett's 1337 Speek Insult Quotations, and an autographed picture of the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. I know I have my Official Supewsmart Gameologist ID cawd somewhewe ..He mutters he turns his back...and his fluffy leprechaun tail shows between the coattails of the bobby suit. L_E's face turns an intersting shade of purple. He clutches his blunderbuss until his knobbly knuckles are white with rage. HEY! You'we that wascally lepwechan! You twicked me! OOOOOO.... Aims his gun at Spanky I'm gonna delete you fwom my wevised Monster Manual! He chortles
Hugs the large tome to his chicken chest NOOOO! Officer you've got the wong gamist! This is my wevised and thouwoughly tested Tome of Wules to Cover Evewything. It's not some viking b***h's book fwom a Wibwawy! You can't do ANYTHING without a wule for it! I'll be full of fail! Starts sobbing uncontrollably
It's Lepwechan season, and you my fwiend are a full-of-fail lepwechan! Consults a large tome Now my bullet does 2d6 damage, but ONLY if the line of fire is unobstructed, OTHERWISE the wules say thewe is a 20% chance of doing only 1d6. Thanks to my Looney Tunes cwank twollarrific homewule kit I can also adjutate an additional AoO if the tawget has a fey template ... Becomes engrossed in the thick tome
A nerdy man with a hunters cap and a gun pops out from behind a table Be vewwy vewwy quiet .... I'm hunting Leprecawwns .. AHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!
I declarwe this thwead full of fail! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAA!
You %$^*& yellow &*%*$^&* go eat some @#$^* with ^%$#@ and @#%^$ yourself! You are the embodiment of faiwl. Weally, do you evewr have anything intewwegent to bwing to the discussion or did someone sew youwr ass cheeks together so that you have to fawt out of youwr mouth?
You sir are fuwl. of. fail
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As wong as you awl tweat this wike a big game we wiwl never get anything done. This is sewious stuff people! If we can't stop having fun and get to bawancing the cwasses we are destined for ..... UBERFAIL!!! Thewe, I said it ... Uberfail. Do you want to be wesponsible for uberfail? I didn't think so. STOP FOOWING AWOUND! You bunch of mouth-bweathing basement-dwewwing non-wogical fncktawds AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I no wonger hunt wabbits. It is iwwogical. I now hunt Obewoni Fawwacies. They are much mowe intewesting game.
My cat is much mowe wogical.
I must say you awl wook wediciclous stawing at nothing.
I can just smell the fail coming off this thwead. You are awl so infested with Stowmwind, Obewoni and Jackanape Fawwacies that you are awl beyond hope. I came to this thwead to help you puwge youwsewf of awl this iwwewevant wole pwaying and get the game back to its math basics so we can actuawwy pway a game with goawls and rowls not tawk and waugh with each other, but NOOOO.... you awl want to sit awound and make silly jokes. You all FAIL! FAIL FAIL FAIL! You just can't take it sewiously enough! This is IMPOWTANT stuff!
Is this a wogical kind of pwace?
Oh, and everybody,...."Logic Elmer" is really "Logic f&#~puppet." They're the same exact person. I'm almost certain of it. Aww Sweetcheeks I don't need to be hiding who I am. I am onwy here to hewp you awl make the best chess game ever. You all just don't want to wisten, and wouwd wather tawk about how evewything is fine and we shouwd just overwook the knight and wook issues in high-wevel chess pway. Who wouwd use a wook once you get to that wevel? FAIL. Just because you don't have a probwem doesn't mean thewe isn't one. Thats the Obewoni Fawwacy right there! AHAHAHAHAHA!
I have wead all of the posts on this thwead and I have to say you awe all fail buckets of utter stinky fail. If you hadn't have wun Fwank Chessman off these boards and just wistened to his mythic godwike insight Chessfinder would be pewfect. I also think you all are kissing Kasparov's hiney shamewesswey. Just because he has been pubwished in the fiewd doesn't make him any better than you Thanksgiving fail turkeys stuffed with Obewoni Fawwacies. And Fischer? Pft. FAIL FAIL FAIL. You bunch of mamby pamby Victowian fail f!%+ers. If you weawwy want wogical discussion of why Chessfinder sucks and how through wogic we can totawwy fix it go to The Chess Den
Fixed that for you. HEY! Don't forget me! I'm the smartest cultist in the room! you %$$-munching &%*-licking &^&-sniffing jerk. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't forget the logic folks! We need logic or our game will be full of fail! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Be vewwy vewwy quiet .... I'm hunting Obewoni Fawwacies .. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |