Diseased Rat

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48 posts. Alias of Patrick Curtin.


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Squee!


Squee?


A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward's Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead

A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

Lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man's ass

The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might


Sebastian wrote:

Whether a hamster will exit a cardboard tube and make its way to a lit match.

** spoiler omitted **

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One squirrel looks oddly pinkish and hamstery

Squee?


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SQUEEE!!


SQUEE!


SQUEE!


SQUEEEE!


SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

The leprechaun has cold..cold hands


SQUEE!

Hops over to Margarinefrog's floaty


Sloshes to the side of the pool

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


SQUEE!


SQUEE!


A small pink rodent crawls out from under a scorched log. It has suffered several burns.

squeeee ...

The rodent collapses


SQUEE!


SQUEE!


Le French Chef! wrote:


But of course, but eet ees no longer a Vikeeng greel, eet ees a Gallic greel! Oui oui!

Squee squee!

The small pink rodent stations himself nearby the grill, eager for dropped BBQ


Looks out of his mousehole

Squee?


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Runs off the peasant's shoulder and finds a mouse hole conveniently situated near the buffet.


SUQEE!

Scurries onto peasant's shoulder


SQUEE!


Looks up at scruffy newcomer

Squee?


Scurries under the newcomer and scarfs up cookie crumbs

SQUEE SQUEE!


Squee?

Runs around moldy food on table.


Lemmiwinks looks back and forth at the funny creatures gabbing in the room.

Squee?


Nibbles up the cheese hungrily, as no one has given a feast in the hall lately

Squee squee?


A small pink nose pokes out of a small hole in the wall

squee?


SQUEE!

Lemmiwinks scurries for a hole in the throne room wall


Squee?


A small pink gerbil emerges and casts his little pink rodenty eyes about the castle feast hall

squee?


A small pink gerbil wanders into the fracas

Squee!


A very fat gerbil emerges from the roast boar and waddles to a hole in the wall. He gets momentarily stuck trying to enter it, but eventually squeezes through.

*groan* squee ..


The roast boar on the table twitches and shudders as the small pink gerbil carves his way through it.

Squee!


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The small pink gerbil runs around and around in the small cage. Finding no exit, he burrows into the soft tasty flesh of the roast boar.

SQUEE!


A small pink-white form appears balanced on the large roast boar in the center of the polygonal table

squee!

A faint sound of munching commences.


A skittering sound echoes through the throneroom

Squee!


runs into mousehole by King David's throne

squee! squee! squee! squee! squee!


Skitter skitter skitter

squee!


Lemmiwinks dives into his rathole to avoid the chihuahua swarm and the fat smiling cat. The room can hear a scrabbling in the masonry and a faint squeeing sound


pokes whiskered snout out from another hole farther from Sir Houstonderek

**Squee**


Sticks a whiskered nose out of the mousehole.

**sqeee**


Peers out of mousehole

"Man you'd cut me some slack if you knew what I'd been through ...sqeeee"


***SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!***

Runs for the mouse hole


Scurries about the floor rushes, looking for crumbs