Emperor Poodlemilian I's page

Oh these wretched Chihuahuas!

Mexico is my doggybed!

Mexico is mine and my heirs' FOREVER!

*cocks head*

What's that crowd noise?

Scheiße!!!!

tener una gran boda!

Did someone mention humping?

Okay, help me with either advice or paranoia warnings. No one has ever responded to Mona and Cosmo's Mama. Cosmo posted nearby in the same thread, but without interaction. I so want to by my usual funny self, but maybe that's a sign that it's not funny to Cosmo. Thoughts?

And am I sick of proctoring? Yes, yes I am.

Don't feel bad. Not every avatar is a winner ..

YAP!

I am the Emperor of Poodles! And Ice Cream!

*tweet*

We don' need no steenkin' bailouts!

And I already rule The Empire of Poodico to the south so nyah!

AND

Emperor Poodlemilian I wrote:

Feh you have your ... how you say? Historical epochs wrong m'seiu Court Fool.

And you have your nationalities wrong. You are Austro-Mexican.

No, my master the Emperor is Austro-Mexican, it's true. But I am Franco-Mexican! I am not an Austrian poodle!

PSSSSFFFBBB!!!!!!

Don't you have a drug war to quell?

Feh you have your ... how you say? Historical epochs wrong m'seiu Court Fool. Ze problem I have iz propping up ze legitimacy of my master's rule of zis nation. Zat and oppressing ze natives ... huh huh HUH!

Sorry Boss, I can't help it. You know how I feel about those thrice damned frenchies.....

I am not Franch anyee more you stupid pigdog! I am Franco-Mexican, sinze I am ze poodle of Emperor Maximilian I of the Mexican Empire! So zere!

PSSSFFFBBB!

*Pees on the so-called "Emperor"*

Take that frenchie.

AIE! Nom d'un Nom!

Zis is an insult!

Bares a mouth full of stinky rotten teeth

Have at you!

Ze French shall roust you Mexican wannabes! Why I was ze lap dog of Napoleon! Huh huh HUH!