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KEEP ALLA THAT RACKET DOWN!!!
We're getting old. Speak for yourself, geezer!!
Ur just auld
Nah, I skipped straight to buying a coffin.10-year anniversary of my first post, to the minute.Here's your cane, your black socks, sandals, and a complimentary bottle of Vitalis after shave. Cutting out the middleman. Good thinking!
10-year anniversary of my first post, to the minute. Here's your cane, your black socks, sandals, and a complimentary bottle of Vitalis after shave.
BACK IN MY DAY, ALL WE HAD WERE ASSASSINS! AND WE LIKED IT! NONE OF THIS NEWFANGLED PRESTIGE CLASS FOLDEROL! DARN IT A MAGIC USER IS A MAGIC USER, NOT A WIZARD!
Leave that young feller alone, you evil hag!you mean their naughty bits touched? And you are describing the process? Sounds like you're a little perverted to me.I thought Friday would never come.me too. Apparently I have to do that thing with my tongue Friday likes or it's nothing doing. Alla you old coots stop yer yellin'! I'm tryna watch Judge Judy!
Back in my day, when we wanted to blitz we got out our box of 15 mm Messerschmitt and Spitfire planes.
ALL YOU GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!
Watch out for them whippersnappers stealing your cane! I lose a lot of canes that way.
*shakes head* In my day, young folks had respect!
Fergit the dopplegangers, an' bring on the dopplebock!
Who's buyin the first round?
Aye, back in the dales we call that a 'Burnin' Haggis' Och, the pain in me tradesman's entrance!
You should really use a dwarf alias when you post things like that. Nae dwarf? What are ye, a daft sporran-chewin sack o' jobbie?
Why in my day, we'd burn the boards down with our posting frenzy! None of this robust server stuff! We lived on the edge, and LIKED it! You kids have it so easy these days. Why, I'll bet you're gonna try 100K next! shakes fist OFFA MY LAWN!
GET OFFA MAH LAWN!
I thought the only thing Bush, Palin and Obama agreed on was that kobolds are smelly and are lousy miners. Oh, and that they get their assses handed to them by gophers on a daily basis.
Keep talking; it may be sooner than you think!OHMYGOD, my new favorite alias. When you die, will it to me.So whadja do it for then? Oh,.....nevermind.....it's you. Damn you do look like Rickles you hockey puck!
ALL YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS GET OFFA MAH LAWN!
KEEP THAT RACKET DOWN! Durn kids
Well you ain't a-gonna have no pic-a-nic with that brood on my lawn! NAOW GIT!
Don't make me uncork this jug of whoopass on yeh kingy. This here is my lawn! shakes cane in king's general direction
I told you! GIT OFFA MAH LAWN! Durn royalty
I don't care if you're the King of Siam, GET OFFA MAH LAWN! And take that mangy mutt with you!
Someone shut that dawg up! Durn kids
FEH! Don't flatter yourself
Dang it Cranky, I just came by to ask you if you want to go to the park and play checkers! Miserable old coot
GIT OFFA MAH
Aww shut yer trap yeh old fool. No one wants to hear your stories. These checkers are gettin' dusty!
You tell'im Cranky!
Did she bring the laufhter to the job?Yeah, but she sloughed off too much (You have got to love English spelling mechanics). Yeah, gotta love a tongue that started off Celtic, got Romanized, then Germanified, then Danishified, then re-Romanized, then threw up its hands and said 'OK! Let's just take any word people throw at us and incorporate it, it's simpler that way' ...
I'm gonna miss my checker games with Cranky Shuffles off to the food court
Thanks Harry. Say, you ever seen what we did with the Parcheesi board? I can't find the dang thing nowhere. Harry pulls it out You left it here last time we played, you forgetful old cuss. Here, pull up a seat and we'll have a quick match. Ethel's making some rhubarb pie if you're in mind for a sliver.
Hands Cranky some Sanka There you go you old coot ..
*Dances around in the rain, celebrating life and the beauty of nature* Opens a window Get out of the rain yeh durn hippy! Slams window
Suit yerself yeh durn fool, everyone's shut for the storm anyway, but don't listen to me, what do I know? Slams door
Durn fool! Ye'll catch the grippe hobblin' about in the rain! Get inside an' Martha'll make us some cocoa!
You been saying that since Vecna had two eyes. Your move.
Let 'em be you durn fool! You ain't catchin' them nohow an' ye'll give yerself an aneurysm you keep chasin' them about. Now sit down and play some chess! I even gave you White today, so you go first.
*Hobbles through the thread, brandishing his cane like a sword, and chasing some young whippersnappers* An old man yells to the hobbling curmudgeon Cranky! Stop chasin' them whippersnappers and sit down over here! I got the chess board all set up! Times a-wastin' an' you ain't got much left to squander! The old man cackles at his own joke
STOP PUKIN' ON MAH LAWN YOU HIPPEH! |
