|Emperor Poodlemilian I|
|Erik O' Mona|
|Ethel the Succubus|
|Ethelbert the Octopus|
Who lives in a dank tunnel under the keep?
Acidic, transparent and mobile is he!
If digested bodies is something you wish
The drop them on him and run like a gish!
GelBob .... CubePants!
|Gnaeus Cornelius Papyrus|
|H. P. Hatesmash|
|Harry 'Blacksocks' MacGrognard|
|Herr Doktor Schadenfreude|
|Hungry Hungry Hippo|
Poor Charlie - the wife had to pick him up early from daycare because of a puffy, red eye with goup. Got him into the doctors a little while ago. He's got a stuffy nose (since Wednesday), the puffy eye thing, and a double ear infection.
So, more antibiotics and eye drops.
And this just adds to an otherwise craptastic last 48 hours.
|Kytania the Cenobyte|
A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward's Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead
A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man's ass
The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might
|M. Knight Shamalamadingdong|
|Princess of Puke|
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
[The cardinals enter]
Biggles: Er.... Nobody...um....
Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are...
Biggles: Our chief weapons are...um...er...
Biggles: Surprise and --
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ... our chief weapons are surprise...blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. 'My old man said follow the--'
Biggles: That's enough.
[To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead?
Clevelnd: We're innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!