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COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. [JARRING CHORD] [The cardinals enter] Biggles: Er.... Nobody...um....
[To Cardinal Biggles] I can't say it - you'll have to say it. Biggles: What?Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...' Biggles: [rather horrified]: I couldn't do that... [Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again] Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. [JARRING CHORD] [The cardinals enter] Biggles: Er.... Nobody...um....
Reg: All right, but apart from the skill system, simplified armour class, streamlined classes, greater balance, cool game worlds, more variety, more races, the creating a community and gave us a good time, what has the previous edition ever done for us? Attendee: Brought Fun and Joy? Reg: Oh, Fun and Joy - shut up! Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the previous edition once and for all. Dissenter: Uh, well, one. Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Can we expect the Spanish Inquisition?As with all things Monty Python in gamer circles... yes. We can not only expect them, but we can assume they'll show up several times. Ximinez : NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!: ...Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
(Longish pause. He turns to Biggles.) I - I can't say it - you'll have to say it. Biggles : What? Ximinez : You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...' Biggles : (rather horrified) I couldn't do that... Reg : I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. (JARRING CHORD - The cardinals enter. Biggles is now in front, looking lost.) Biggles : Er.... Nobody...um.... Ximinez : (under breath) Expects... Biggles : Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um... Ximinez : Inquisition. Biggles : I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Yes the PSI-CORPS approves of this thread * "The Corps is mother, the Corps is father." (Poster at Psi-Corps HQ)
Yes but where was the comfy chair in the equipment section? [JARRING CHORD] [Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions] Biggles: Here they are, lord.
[Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture] Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!
[JARRING CHORD] [Zoom into Fang's horrified face] |
