
Vanykrye |
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Today I was asked by a client to do something both creepy and also illegal in multiple countries.
It was a great day.
I have been asked again, by the same person at the same client.
The request was a report of all employees who have more than 200 unread emails in their mailbox and how much over 200.
No.
"So how am I supposed to know who is behind in their work? Open all their emails? Please advise?"
I can't tell you how to manage your employees, but I can tell you that's a useless metric for basing anything from. I can also tell you "No.". You should also STEP DOWN AS THE CEO.

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"So how am I supposed to know who is behind in their work? Open all their emails? Please advise?"
(1) Unlearn any and all stupidity someone whose brain resides in the 1970s taught you.
(2) Determine the industry standard expected production from each employee based on their role.(3) Instead of monitoring their emails, or how many bathroom breaks they take, or whether they're watching YouTube or YouPorn at their desks, monitor their production as well-defined for every job in every industry.
(4) If they're meeting their production quota and their work is of acceptable quality, leave them the f*** alone.
EDIT: I swear, such requests enrage me because they show such a fundamental lack of comprehension as to why you hired an employee in the first place. You needed a job done. You hired someone to do that job. Either they are doing that job satisfactorily or they aren't. Anything else is none of your f***ing business unless they're breaking the law.

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And why is AI years away from taking our jobs?
I attended the first day of xxx's training on xx-xxx-2025, so I am providing feedback on his course design and training delivery.
I thoroughly enjoyed your training session and found your course design to be engaging and well-structured. Your delivery was clear and concise, making it easy for me to follow along and absorb the material. Keep up the excellent work!
Notice anything? Like the fact that my tone was entirely neutral and fact-based, and AI turned it into glowing praise? I mean, WTF? And it's been doing that every time. I even tried "AI sucks" as a prompt and it turned it into a glowing review of AI.
So, if you want everyone to win a prize...

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...aaaand, regretting life decisions.
Poor Lenore. It's a perfectly beautiful, lovely name, and most people who hear it are at least vaguely reminded of Poe. But given her sheer size and aggression in pursuing food or anyone foolish enough to assault Morrigan, we now hear daily cries of, "Here comes the Bismark!"
Sorry, kitty!

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The fact that it was called 'breakfast stout' should have been a warning sign, since nobody but the most abandoned rakehell actually drinks stout for breakfast, and Heaven hides its face in shame and anguish from someone who voluntarily drinks beer that tastes of jam - jam! - at any time. Revolting, but I shall still finish it, since it cost me £4.90.

Drejk |

...aaaand, regretting life decisions.
Poor Lenore. It's a perfectly beautiful, lovely name, and most people who hear it are at least vaguely reminded of Poe. But given her sheer size and aggression in pursuing food or anyone foolish enough to assault Morrigan, we now hear daily cries of, "Here comes the Bismark!"
Sorry, kitty!
Eh, I don't know if it is a good name...
Bismarck had little actual success aside of destroying Hood. Yes, it stole the attention of the whole Royal Navy and their little dog too, was a PR stunt, and disrupted the convoy system for a moment, but it little good to Germany war effort. In fact, building and fielding Bismarck gobbled up resources that Germany could not really afford to waste...
Lenore definitely deserves a better, more successful name.

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The fact that it was called 'breakfast stout' should have been a warning sign, since nobody but the most abandoned rakehell actually drinks stout for breakfast, and Heaven hides its face in shame and anguish from someone who voluntarily drinks beer that tastes of jam - jam! - at any time. Revolting, but I shall still finish it, since it cost me £4.90.
I gather that in the days when water was a health risk people did drink beer at breakfast, so, out of morbid curiosity, what sort of beer should one drink for breakfast, if not stout? Ale? Or is "ale" synonymous with "beer" in the most generic sense?
(I have, with great reluctance, had two beers in my life: the first with some school friends because at the time I wasn't brave enough to try my luck ordering something I would actually care for, and then the second and last with my father, who had had his heart set on having one with his firstborn once I was of age for it.
The next time I had a drink with my father, I had come out, and a fantastic (and fabulous!) raspberry martini helped clarify what sort of daughter he had had all along. :) )

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The fact that it was called 'breakfast stout' should have been a warning sign, since nobody but the most abandoned rakehell actually drinks stout for breakfast, and Heaven hides its face in shame and anguish from someone who voluntarily drinks beer that tastes of jam - jam! - at any time. Revolting, but I shall still finish it, since it cost me £4.90.
You are SO British it hurts!

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TriOmegaZero wrote:Wait, is that how we got tea? Part of boiling water to make it safe?Pretty much.
Tea, the original health food drink for the fashionable set! :)
The Oracle of Wiki collects a few fun factoids from various sources in their article on “Tea in the United Kingdom,” including a paper that argues for the importance of tea to help account for falling mortality rates in the mid-18th century, although in 1731 tea was still suspiciously foreign stuff. I'm not really surprised, but I know less about the earlier bit of the century than I ought to.
And about a hundred years earlier, apparently, a traveler living down to any stereotypes the Chinese might have been pleased to hold about far western barbarians called it “only water with a kind of herb boyled in it” – which, I’d like to think I’m not a snob about tea (though in my better moments I can be honest with myself), but really! *Feels the vapours coming on.* :)

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Looking at the notes from earlier today at work and I see that a guest who stayed last night has requested a full refund because "the breakfast was late". That's it. Late breakfast. Not no breakfast. Just late. And the note from the desk clerk states the guest was down here eating the breakfast at just after 7. So, it wasn't like they had to leave quick and thus got nothing, they still ate it. They're just looking for any excuse to try and get their money back.

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As you know, we've been playing a lot of 5e, both tabletop and in Solasta. And it has a lot of shortcomings. But this morning's really hit home:
After playing a druid up to 15th level, I realized something about the Wild Shape ability: If I could use it as a debuff against enemy casters, I would.
So yes, one of the druid's defining class features was made so useless that it'd be better as a debuff.
Oops.
As an example, at 8th level you're allowed to transform into a CR 1 creature that ooh, ooh, can have a flying speed! But considering Fly is a 3rd-level spell, your wizard has been able to make people fly for multiple levels now, so what are you doing?
In short, they kept it in for flavor and roleplay ("I'm going to sneak into the castle as a weasel!"), but it's no longer a combat ability.

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Limeylongears wrote:The fact that it was called 'breakfast stout' should have been a warning sign, since nobody but the most abandoned rakehell actually drinks stout for breakfast, and Heaven hides its face in shame and anguish from someone who voluntarily drinks beer that tastes of jam - jam! - at any time. Revolting, but I shall still finish it, since it cost me £4.90.You are SO British it hurts!
Am I so British it hurts as well?

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Limeylongears wrote:The fact that it was called 'breakfast stout' should have been a warning sign, since nobody but the most abandoned rakehell actually drinks stout for breakfast, and Heaven hides its face in shame and anguish from someone who voluntarily drinks beer that tastes of jam - jam! - at any time. Revolting, but I shall still finish it, since it cost me £4.90.I gather that in the days when water was a health risk people did drink beer at breakfast, so, out of morbid curiosity, what sort of beer should one drink for breakfast, if not stout? Ale? Or is "ale" synonymous with "beer" in the most generic sense?
Traditionally, beer was brewed with hops and ale wasn't, though I don't think that's the case any more. Back in t'day, people drank small beer as a kind of soft drink, which was far weaker than modern beers (around 2%, maybe?) - you'd get a buzz out of it if you were guzzling it down by the quart all day, but it wouldn't enliven your morning as much as LM's 6% plus Leffe would if you had some first thing.