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I remember my first March.


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I pity the fool who doesn't mar—

—no! You know what? I'm tired of pitying fools. Fools done used up all of Mister T's pity. Good job, fools. I hope you're all happy.


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So you're saying they're too pitiful to be pitied?


Makes sense to me!


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My god... it's full of fools...


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The Star Child wrote:
My god... it's full of fools...

Look, I keep telling you! I'm not even close!


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Hell, I'm a matryoshka of nitwits, loons, and goofs all by myself.


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I’m a matryoshka of squiggly organ bits, multi-colored tubes, and bones.


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I don't know what I am...


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Have some mud, sir. That ought to restore your sense of self.


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I'll have you know I wrote the book on making Mud people on your lunch break.

It's called Making Mud People, On Your Lunch Break.


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You are all weirdoes. Ugh.


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I'll have you know Doctor Weirdo and I were once lovers. If that is shocking to you, so be it.


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Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.


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Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

I'll have you know I wrote the book on making Mud people on your lunch break.

It's called Making Mud People, On Your Lunch Break.

A lunch break? May I truly have a lunch break?! Oh, thankyou, Sir!


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Bunch pafrake? BANANA!!!


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So, I guess I'm finally watching Inuyasha beyond what few episodes I stumbled across on Tsunami back in the day. It's pretty alright.


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*Unsnaps*


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*drags half-eaten thread into house and leaves it on most expensive item that will also absorb blood*


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Jeez, show some variation with the aliases.

It's all Quibblethis, or Quibblethat! Well I for one quibble your quibbling.


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Tell me about it.


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Tell me, Clarice, have the lambs stopped quibbling?


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Nah.


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NOT ON MY WATCH! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!


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This is essentially what I'm picturing.


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That which is not living
can never truly die
now let's go to Hardees
and get ourselves some fries.


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Quibblethulhu wrote:

That which is not living

can never truly die
now let's go to Hardees
and get ourselves some fries.

Only if you change my litter box first...


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*puffs up to twice normal size; slowly circles uttering guttural profanities; sprints in random direction when nearby squirrel coughs*


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looks like this thread is pretty alive and well.


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My bad.


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Are we still doing this thing?


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Yes, forever and always.


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The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:
Are we still doing this thing?

(You got me, Cos'damnit!)


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:
Are we still doing this thing?
(You got me, Cos'damnit!)

*fist pumps*

Yesss!

*does extremely awkward limb flail that could, could be dancing, if you're generous about the meaning of that word*


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*waits*


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He's really good at that.^^^^^^^


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Verily, the saddest of parts is this: The thread had but three days till retirement.


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I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*


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Well that's no way to get a head.


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*emerges from the side of the screen, holding an undead head* Are you sure?


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Yuhhhhhrrruuuhhhkkk...


Undead Strongbad wrote:
I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*
james014Aura wrote:
*emerges from the side of the screen, holding an undead head* Are you sure?
Zombie Shakespeare wrote:
Yuhhhhhrrruuuhhhkkk...

Hey, speaking of things that don't rest easily in death, I'm makin' a game to play, y'all!

(Please don't get too hype; fair warning)

It's a link to another forum (one associated with the Webcomic called "Captain SNES" - a great webcomic with slow pacing and an unfortunate amount of foul language... to the point that it becomes part of the plot! - that is worth-while), which you'd have to sign up to to pitch in for (standard "comic forum" stuff applies: basically it's like this without any store, fewer people, and even less consistent oversight; the admin is a cool dude, but there isn't enough activity for constant monitoring to be a necessary thing), but I figured there were enough people poking around over here that I might as well mention it.

Either way, happy gaming - here or wherever!

Also, out of curiosity, what do you guys think of the idea of running undead characters?

Discuss! (Or don't; I couldn't hope to keep this thread on any sort of a track, I just was kind of interested in what people thought of the premise.)

EDIT: oh, and just in case it's not clear, I'm actually planning on running the game on Discord; I'm using that forum because it's going to be on that forum's Discord channel. Hype! (But in limited doses!)


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The sleeper must awaken...


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Uhnnng. Five more minutes. {smacks snooze button}


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If it-a brings-a you the joy-a!

Me, I'm-a gonna go jump-a on-a tha turtles.


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Mario Kondo wrote:

If it-a brings-a you the joy-a!

Me, I'm-a gonna go jump-a on-a tha turtles.

In some reality, these lines are from an AO3 or Chuck Tingle novella titled "Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club", starring Mario Mario and Mitch McConnell.

DM's note: OK Slaad, your alignment had already shifted well into Neutral Evil territory. You can stop now. Please. Stahp.

Edit: Ooo, a Twilight fanfic, except with were-turtles instead of vampires.


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Okay, guys, I'm coming in and calling it quits. You have to let this die. This forum is way too long.


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FAWTL laughs at your supposed long thread.


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Amby's Brain wrote:
Mario Kondo wrote:

If it-a brings-a you the joy-a!

Me, I'm-a gonna go jump-a on-a tha turtles.

In some reality, these lines are from an AO3 or Chuck Tingle novella titled "Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club", starring Mario Mario and Mitch McConnell.

DM's note: OK Slaad, your alignment had already shifted well into Neutral Evil territory. You can stop now. Please. Stahp.

Edit: Ooo, a Twilight fanfic, except with were-turtles instead of vampires.

'Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Shape-Shifting Stalin Lookalike Spirit Of Tidying-Up And Amphibious Princess Rescuing'


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NO ONE EXPECTS THE LEOPARD INQUISITION!

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