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Alanis Morissette wrote:
Now I want a cheerfully weird necromancer with at least a level or two in bard to play jaunty accordion songs as he kills you.

Hey, man, where's my f$$%ing sweater!


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Weird...


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Alanis Morissette wrote:
Now I want a cheerfully weird necromancer with at least a level or two in bard to play jaunty accordion songs as he kills you.

Shiny new

For the slightly older version (still shiny)


Rivers Cuomo wrote:
Alanis Morissette wrote:
Now I want a cheerfully weird necromancer with at least a level or two in bard to play jaunty accordion songs as he kills you.
Hey, man, where's my f&%%ing sweater!

That is... that is a terrifying sweater.


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The first two hundred years of accordion music were the worst. The second two hundred years were also the worst. Then it got bad.


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And now, we enter a new golden age for the accordion! Your Billie Eilish medley starts on the count of four!


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NOOOOOOOOO!


But, but, but, but, but... accordion Hamilton...


Tacticslion wrote:
But, but, but, but, but... accordion Hamilton...

Man, seeing the cast dance to it is amazing.

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Alanis Morissette wrote:
Now I want a cheerfully weird necromancer with at least a level or two in bard to play jaunty accordion songs as he kills you.

Like this?


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:V

I’ve been waiting for that since the line dropped, but I certainly wasn’t going to do it. You monster. <3

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Tacticslion wrote:

:V

I’ve been waiting for that since the line dropped, but I certainly wasn’t going to do it. You monster. <3

My life is but to serve you, my lord.


I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*


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Damn you Kevin McCallister! Damn you and your wacking booby traps!

*gets out head-staplin gun*

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Undead Strongbad wrote:
I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*

But first, the E-mails!


Scroll button and the Lappy, together at last; tell me how’d’you ever learn ta scrip’ a scroll so fast?!


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Tuesday’s gone with the wind...
This thread goes on, my friend...


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I have nothing to add to that.


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Well, we HAVE been at this for over three years now...


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quibblemuch wrote:
Well, we HAVE been at this for over three years now...

♫♪ "Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future..." ♫♪


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*slips*


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quibblemuch wrote:
Well, we HAVE been at this for over three years now...

Well, I didn’t say that I had nothing to add...


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Just nothing to add “to that.”


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I have nothing to add.

Shadow Lodge

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I've got a lot to add.

A lot.


Indeed!


Might as well spam while I’m here (as I’ve asked this question in a couple of places), but:

In *Tiger & Bunny*, I know there is reference to a “Power-type NEXT” (Cis was erroneously identified as such, and Tiger was accurately identified as such) but does anyone know of any other “types” of NEXT listed in-universe?


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Everyone said the Thread couldn’t die. Or at least, you couldn’t kill it. Except Aggro. He claimed he knew a way past the Root ICE all the way down to the Thread’s machine code. When he turned up in a Mac City morgue, burned from brain-core to the tips of his polyweave ‘hawk we knew he’d been right.


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Whenever she had too much synthol and fumes, Tally ranted we couldn't let it stand. That we had to do something. Revenge, maybe. Justice. The Thread must've been listening. One day suits from Health & Serv grabbed her on a 72 hour custody warrant. I heard she wound up in a gated burb, jack tore out of her head and cleaned up with blood-scrubbers coursing through her veins. Shame. The Thread gets what it wants. Can't kill the Thread.


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Maybe a little Prevenge?

A bit of jumpthegunstice?


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Vlaeros wrote:
Maybe a little Prevenge?

{Toast and Furiosa watch Max head toward sounds of the Bullet Farmer's gunfire}

Toast: "What do you suppose he's gonna do?"
Furiosa: "Retaliate first."


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The bulkhead slid aside. Precious molecules of air hissed into the void of space. Like bits being overwritten by a magnet, I thought. Malcolm took off his helmet. His dreads drifted in zero g.

"No need to worry," he said. "The Thread to Zion, we cut long ago. The righteous don't dance like no machine's puppet in the city of the Lord."

Far below, the Earth glowed in a cage of invisible lines.


Blarp


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Blarp still owes me 20gp and half a case of Alkenstar smoked pickles.


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I don’t know what blarping is, but I judge harshly anyone who does it.


The Worst Person Ever wrote:
I don’t know what blarping is, but I judge harshly anyone who does it.

Well, I judge you for judging others!


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Recurses!


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The Worst Person Ever wrote:
I don’t know what blarping is, but I judge harshly anyone who does it.

Burping while LARPing, or vice versa.


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Ooo! Maybe it's LARPing previous seasons of the Great British Bake-Off!

"That was MY custard, Deborah!"


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(¬_¬) seemingly dead thread


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Lord Sidelong-Glancington wrote:
(¬_¬) seemingly dead thread

Glancing to the Left


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*shuffles to right*


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¡Flores! ¡Flores para los muertos!


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Well, what do you all think? 11 days. Is it time to call it dead?

The thread didn't even hit 1,000 posts. Too soon... too soon...


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quibblemuch wrote:

Well, what do you all think? 11 days. Is it time to call it dead?

The thread didn't even hit 1,000 posts. Too soon... too soon...

It takes longer then a couple of weeks for a thread to die!


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Ping!


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The Thread Necromancer wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:

Well, what do you all think? 11 days. Is it time to call it dead?

The thread didn't even hit 1,000 posts. Too soon... too soon...

It takes longer then a couple of weeks for a thread to die!

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." - Dick Cheney


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Sumab#+@@ shot me in the face.


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Quibblethulhu wrote:
Sumab$$+@ shot me in the face.

Hey! Get back in our game, you! My wife’s character is in the middle of eating you and your whole family!

... oh, wait, you’re Quibblethulhu. My mistake.


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(Kibblethulhu is part of this complete balanced breakfast. Remember, spawnlings, send in 3 proof of purchase runes to receive your FREE! R'lyeh Sekrit Decoder Ring.)

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