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In an alternate universe, Frank Herbert wrote copy for a local TV news station, instead of writing a research article on the Oregon Dunes for the USDA. The result did NOT win a Hugo or a Nebula.

“And now over to Gurney with traffic.”
“Kull wahad, Jim! There’s a Maker jack-knifed out on the Arakeen Turnpike and a 5 ornithopter pile-up down the Muadib exit. Even the Guild spacers couldn’t fold around this mess. Now over to Feyd with sports.”
“I WILL KILL HIM!”
“Thanks, Feyd. Let’s hear what the weather is tomorrow. Alia?”
“Never one drop of rain on Arrakis. But it sure is muggy out there, Jim!”
“Thanks, Alia. That’s all for WDUN nightly news. Good night and stay off the Golden Path.”

What about a Laura Palmer?

Meta makes machine in likeness of human mind. Humans unimpressed.

quibblemuch wrote:

Vanykrye wrote:

Theconiel wrote:

I wonder what a DEVO Christmas album would sound like.

Exactly like this.

Kull wahad.

That's awesome.

Aaand quibblemuch gets cookies again.

SPICE COOKIES!!

She always uses too much spice...

There really should be a bard/ninja archetype that wields puns like Weirding module shurikens.

I AM THE QUICKWITZ JOKEYHACK!!

We Fremen have a saying: God created laundry to train the faithful. One cannot go against the will of God.

THE SLEEPY MUST AWAKEN!

At some point, one has to stop looking out towards Avalon and waiting for Arthur to come back and fix everything for us, and start doing some things for ourselves.

ONE LAND ONE KING*!

*Patrick Stewart yells this in Excalibur. Sir Patrick also played Gurney Halleck in Dune, another great movie about messianic yelling. The more you know**.

**Not actually affiliated with NBC's The More You Know campaign.

THE SLEEPY MUST AWAKEN!

The sleeper must awaken...

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!!!