Catfolk

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7 posts. Alias of quibblemuch.


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*eats half of rats; leaves other halves strategically located for maximal midnight impact*


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*puffs up to twice normal size; slowly circles uttering guttural profanities; sprints in random direction when nearby squirrel coughs*


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*drags half-eaten thread into house and leaves it on most expensive item that will also absorb blood*


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*knocks salt shaker off table for no apparent reason*


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*unearths thread; eats half of it; vomits it back up onto person's head at 3:00 AM, for reasons*


*volunteers to take third shift watch; horks in everyone's empty boots for no discernible reason*


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*locks eyes with rest of tavern; slowly knocks mug of ale off table for no discernible reason*