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GAH!

*flees*

Red dot? RED MOTHERF&@%ING DOT?! SMASH KILL DESTROY!!!

CELLOPHANE!!!!!

*de-nips*

It’s our culture!

*locks eyes; slowly and deliberately knocks Erwin Schrödinger off shelf*

*locks eyes with Mark Zuckerberg; slowly crashes Facebook for no apparent reason*

*eats half of rats; leaves other halves strategically located for maximal midnight impact*

*puffs up to twice normal size; slowly circles uttering guttural profanities; sprints in random direction when nearby squirrel coughs*

*drags half-eaten thread into house and leaves it on most expensive item that will also absorb blood*

*knocks salt shaker off table for no apparent reason*

*unearths thread; eats half of it; vomits it back up onto person's head at 3:00 AM, for reasons*

*volunteers to take third shift watch; horks in everyone's empty boots for no discernible reason*

*locks eyes with rest of tavern; slowly knocks mug of ale off table for no discernible reason*