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I was just thinking I should rewatch Babylon 5.

And Battlestar Galactica...

And Farscape...

Maybe some of the Expanse until Amazon Prime puts season 3 up...

What am I doing here!? I've got work to do!


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'Ere now, wot's all this then?


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The Fun Constable wrote:
'Ere now, wot's all this then?

Dude! Use your spoiler tags, for f%&%'s sake!

Smashes out tail light.


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My tail light! Now how I am supposed to save the day doing my BMX tricks?


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Oh, there's a way...


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Do you know what happens to a bush when it gets hit by a baby?

The same thing that happens to everything else.


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It gets thrown up on, pee in the eye, and some sort of slurry like mixture of baby food, slobber and mucus jammed in your ear and nose.


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Cap Yesterday, Mister Mom Dude wrote:
It gets thrown up on, pee in the eye, and some sort of slurry like mixture of baby food, slobber and mucus jammed in your ear and nose.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


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I'll be back in a minute. I'm going... outside. To... stalk... Lenny and Carl.


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Vorlon Brando wrote:
MageHunter wrote:
Well it's the spookiest month of the year. You know what that means...
Spookiness is a three-edged sword.

Nonono. Four-edged sword. On account of my youngest just turned four.

(Also, my infant baby nieces became adults this year. DANG it!)


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MageHunter wrote:

I was just thinking I should rewatch Babylon 5.

And Battlestar Galactica...

And Farscape...

Maybe some of the Expanse until Amazon Prime puts season 3 up...

What am I doing here!? I've got work to do!

Hey! You jerk! You stole my dream job!


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There's only so much space opera to go around!


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*shakes fist*


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*shakes*


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Shake 'dat...


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♫ Yeah, shake your kitty
Shake your kitty (meow)
then eat it yum cat is so yummy. ♫


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can't hug ev'ry cat...


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*knocks salt shaker off table for no apparent reason*


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The salt shaker knows what it did.


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Clearly, it was in league with the knife!


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I wish I had a knife. I have to do everything by hand.


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Can't you just karate chop everything.


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It's a thought, I suppose... but I'd rather shake uselessly, if it's all the same to you.


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Ah, Halloween. When you can't get to sleep until 2AM because everybody outside is completely disregarding any semblance of quietude.

Sometimes I wish the hard part of university was the courses.


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Feh! Kids today, with your music and your pants...


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You will not die today, thread! I swear it on my honor!


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'ere now, wot's all this then?


Necromancy. Just straight-up necromancy.


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Like we said earlier, healing is necromancy now.

The only way to avoid necromancy is to let it die and never touch it again.


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As it always should have been!


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Pshaw. Everyone knows healing is an evocation. Why else does it burn so badly?


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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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You know, in a game I'm running, there's an NPC character who was an adept/mage wright (like an adpet, but for arcane stuff)/mystic theurge became a lich, decided to be a really cool dude, got kidnapped and killed by less cool dudes, and is now, somehow, a living half-elf (previously he was also a half-elf, but the other half was half-orc and half-human).

He's slightly confused.

Finds it nifty to be alive, actually, though, but he's unfortunately hurt by negative energy ('cause living) as well as positive energy ('cause undead). So... that's a thing. Probably will end great for him, I'm sure.


Tacticslion wrote:

You know, in a game I'm running, there's an NPC character who was an adept/mage wright (like an adpet, but for arcane stuff)/mystic theurge became a lich, decided to be a really cool dude, got kidnapped and killed by less cool dudes, and is now, somehow, a living half-elf (previously he was also a half-elf, but the other half was half-orc and half-human).

He's slightly confused.

Finds it nifty to be alive, actually, though, but he's unfortunately hurt by negative energy ('cause living) as well as positive energy ('cause undead). So... that's a thing. Probably will end great for him, I'm sure.

Urgent update!

He's now on a boat.

That is all.


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Bongo Pipeweed wrote:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Cheetah pulls it out by the roots every morning, which is why Tarzan goes "AAAeeeAAAeeeAAAeeeAAAeeeAAA" all the time.


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I thought that was rope burn from the vines. Dude's inner thighs must've been RAW.


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Scientific Scrutiny wrote:
I thought that was rope burn from the vines. Dude's inner thighs must've been RAW.

I don't see a page number, so I'm suspicious. I think you might be suggesting RAI, instead. That's just dirty pool.


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If Tarzan's in the pool, you better believe it's dirty. Dude never showers and lives with apes! Badumptish!


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♫♪ "They say his relatives were chimps and apes
But if you take my advice for what it's worth
You could be happy there on Earth
Or would you like to swing on a star..."
♫♪


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I think we're starting to get a little off topic.


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Speaking of Hot Topic, how bout those Joy Division t-shirts the kids are all wearing, amiright?


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It's always nice to see aliases that still have work.

I feel bad for those that get just a couple posts and are forever trapped.

Cap


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*falls into swamp*


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Yup, I'm a wall.


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MageHunter wrote:

It's always nice to see aliases that still have work.

I feel bad for those that get just a couple posts and are forever trapped.

Cap

You'll have to be more specific, I did a search and there's currently 1,099 Paizo People that have their name start with Cap .


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Scientific Scrutiny wrote:
I thought that was rope burn from the vines. Dude's inner thighs must've been RAW.

It's simple, really. When faced with repeated exposure to rough surfaces human skin has been known to create thick calluses.


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Captain Literal wrote:
MageHunter wrote:

It's always nice to see aliases that still have work.

I feel bad for those that get just a couple posts and are forever trapped.

Cap

You'll have to be more specific, I did a search and there's currently 1,099 Paizo People that have their name start with Cap .

Your aliases page has 109 hits for Cap.

This means that you are 9.92 percent of them.

Interesting.


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Are you sure you wanted me to know that...


When you stare into the Abyss...

...you realize it's just filled with an infinity of unrealized Captain Yesterday aliases.


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WE'RE ON THE MARCH.

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