I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.

[Madam Flaybuttocks]

Drow Fleshwarper wrote:

Paddles!

Clear!

Not today...

Clear paddles? As you wish.

Brace yourself!

[Vlaeros]

Drow Fleshwarper wrote:

Paddles!

Clear!

Not today...

Wait. Wait, wait.

What... what kind... what kind of "paddles" are we... talking about?

I'm, uh... I'm asking... for a friend.

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

... dang it, Limey, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

I literally had this window open, just waiting to make this one joke... >.<

[Limeylongears]

I'm special!

[Tableflip McRagequit]

AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

... dang it, Limey, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

I literally had this window open, just waiting to make this one joke... >.<

There is literally only one viable response here.

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）
‎(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
(/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)

... have I... *breath thingy* made you *breath thingy* proud, master?

*breath thingy*

[Tableflip McRagequit]

Whoa.

*bows repeatedly*

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

[Sissyl]

The demon flips tables better than you, Tableflip.

[Tableflip McRagequit]

Sissyl wrote:

The demon flips tables better than you, Tableflip.

I know! And my ONE idiom is useless in response!

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

There is literally only one viable response here.

[Lord President Beans]

Beans!

[Tableflip McRagequit]

AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

There is literally only one viable response here.

Ah! So the tables have... wait for it... wait for it...

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

BLARGLEARGLEARGL~!

* translation: the suspense is killin' me, Smalls.

[Vlaeros]

Lord President Beans wrote:

Beans!

I made it better!

[Tableflip McRagequit]

AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

BLARGLEARGLEARGL~!

* translation: the suspense is killin' me, Smalls.

...wait for it... wait for it...

[Tableflip McRagequit]

...wait... for... it...

[Sissyl]

*has a bunch of guys clear the area of tables*

There, those were just cluttering everything up.

Now, what are we waiting for?

[Tableflip McRagequit]

Waiting for Gueridon. It's my absurdist masterpiece.

[Mister T]

I pity the fool who dabbles in thread necromancy.

[Mister T, Lich]

I learned it from you, fool!

[The Sideromancer]

*doing assignment problems* "Don't assume the points are symmetric around x=0"

*gets points 0, +- 1/sqrt(3)*
next line of solution:

I assume the points are symmetric about x=0.

[Mister T]

I pity the fool who makes assumptions! When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption!

[Tammy the Lich]

Tammy made something out of Umption, but it wasn't an ass.

Beats a large object under a tarp until it stops moving.

[The Quibble Inquisition]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE QUIBBLE INQUISITION!

Our chief weapon is pedantry. Pedantry and hair-splitting. Our two chief weapons are pedantry and hair-splitting. And a ruthless parsing of linguistic minutiae. Among our weapons...

[Steve McCroskey]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snorting mellified mummy.

[Razmir, the Living God]

I was never here

[Pharasma, Lady of Graves]

He's faking it.

[Razmir, the Living God]

Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

He's faking it.

Look, God to God, can we agree to respect each other? I'll match a donation you make!*

It's just you know, you're against undead threads and necromancy is (possibly) one of my opposition schools. We're on the same side.

*To self palace infrastructure

[Blancmange Scout from Skyron]

{sighs} Look, this thread is only fooling itself; it will be stone dead in a moment. Someone help me put it on the cart.

[Bedevere]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

[Sissyl]

*makes a bridge out of Bedevere*

[Third Bridge]

*burns down, falls over, sinks into swamp*

[Tiny Fist of Impotent Fury]

*shakes*

[Lord of Clockwork]

May my lady and mistress Pharasma damn you all!

[The Sideromancer]

Lord of Clockwork wrote:

May my lady and mistress Pharasma damn you all!

Have you considered working for Brigh instead? Or maybe a start-up deity? what about a local?

Can't decide, consider all at once.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

My feet are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

[MageHunter]

Oh hey. It's December. You know, the only month of the year this thread should have posts.

[MageHunter]

Did I just... Kill the thread?

[Quibblethulhu]

That which is not living, can never truly die,
something something something, man, I want some fries.

[Catpupu]

Behold! The power of dyslexia!! All bow shall me before!!!

[ConanTheGrammarian]

*eye twitch*

[Betteridge's Analytic Modron]

MageHunter wrote:

Did I just... Kill the thread?

CALCULATING... CALCULATING... Conclusion: No

[01010001]

01001110 00101110 01000101 00101110 01010010 00101110 01000100 00101110 00100000 00101101 00100000 01001110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01000101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01010010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01000100 01101001 01100101 01110011

[MageHunter]

Catpupu wrote:

Behold! The power of dyslexia!! All bow shall me before!!!

You hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

Punchline:

He lies up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

[Overly Literal Bard]

Nothing dies, as long as there is song! Sing with me friends!

She has a bindle, to carry her stuff
her gloves don't have fingers, palms are enough,
she rides the rails and sleeps in the rough,
that's why the lady is a tramp...

[The Anagrammaton]

Aw, we blow new hooey keg.

[Egil, priest of Triune]

Man, you find some weird stuff in the Drift.

[Future Roach]

*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*

[MageHunter]

.

[Sterling Archie Andrews]

MageHunter wrote:

Future Roach wrote:

*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*

.

{chugs large boilermaker of paint thinner with Illudium Q-36 shot} Do you want formians? Because that's how you get formians.