I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.


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Drow Fleshwarper wrote:

Paddles!

Clear!

Not today...

Clear paddles? As you wish.

Brace yourself!


Drow Fleshwarper wrote:

Paddles!

Clear!

Not today...

Wait. Wait, wait.

What... what kind... what kind of "paddles" are we... talking about?

I'm, uh... I'm asking... for a friend.


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... dang it, Limey, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

I literally had this window open, just waiting to make this one joke... >.<


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I'm special!


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AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

... dang it, Limey, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

I literally had this window open, just waiting to make this one joke... >.<

There is literally only one viable response here.


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┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \)
‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
(/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)

... have I... *breath thingy* made you *breath thingy* proud, master?

*breath thingy*


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Whoa.

*bows repeatedly*

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"


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The demon flips tables better than you, Tableflip.


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Sissyl wrote:
The demon flips tables better than you, Tableflip.

I know! And my ONE idiom is useless in response!


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There is literally only one viable response here.


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Beans!


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AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:
There is literally only one viable response here.

Ah! So the tables have... wait for it... wait for it...


BLARGLEARGLEARGL~!

* translation: the suspense is killin' me, Smalls.


Lord President Beans wrote:
Beans!

I made it better!


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AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

BLARGLEARGLEARGL~!

* translation: the suspense is killin' me, Smalls.

...wait for it... wait for it...


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...wait... for... it...


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*has a bunch of guys clear the area of tables*

There, those were just cluttering everything up.

Now, what are we waiting for?


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Waiting for Gueridon. It's my absurdist masterpiece.


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I pity the fool who dabbles in thread necromancy.


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I learned it from you, fool!


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*doing assignment problems* "Don't assume the points are symmetric around x=0"

*gets points 0, +- 1/sqrt(3)*
next line of solution:

I assume the points are symmetric about x=0.


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I pity the fool who makes assumptions! When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption!


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Tammy made something out of Umption, but it wasn't an ass.

Beats a large object under a tarp until it stops moving.


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NO ONE EXPECTS THE QUIBBLE INQUISITION!

Our chief weapon is pedantry. Pedantry and hair-splitting. Our two chief weapons are pedantry and hair-splitting. And a ruthless parsing of linguistic minutiae. Among our weapons...


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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snorting mellified mummy.


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I was never here


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He's faking it.


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Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:
He's faking it.

Look, God to God, can we agree to respect each other? I'll match a donation you make!*

It's just you know, you're against undead threads and necromancy is (possibly) one of my opposition schools. We're on the same side.

*To self palace infrastructure


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{sighs} Look, this thread is only fooling itself; it will be stone dead in a moment. Someone help me put it on the cart.


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Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


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*makes a bridge out of Bedevere*


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*burns down, falls over, sinks into swamp*


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*shakes*


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May my lady and mistress Pharasma damn you all!


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Lord of Clockwork wrote:

May my lady and mistress Pharasma damn you all!

Have you considered working for Brigh instead? Or maybe a start-up deity? what about a local?

Can't decide, consider all at once.


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My feet are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything’s coming up Milhouse!


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Oh hey. It's December. You know, the only month of the year this thread should have posts.


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Did I just... Kill the thread?


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That which is not living, can never truly die,
something something something, man, I want some fries.


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Behold! The power of dyslexia!! All bow shall me before!!!


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*eye twitch*


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MageHunter wrote:
Did I just... Kill the thread?

CALCULATING... CALCULATING... Conclusion: No


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Catpupu wrote:
Behold! The power of dyslexia!! All bow shall me before!!!

You hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

Punchline:
He lies up at night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Nothing dies, as long as there is song! Sing with me friends!

She has a bindle, to carry her stuff
her gloves don't have fingers, palms are enough,
she rides the rails and sleeps in the rough,
that's why the lady is a tramp...


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Aw, we blow new hooey keg.


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Man, you find some weird stuff in the Drift.


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*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*


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MageHunter wrote:
Future Roach wrote:
*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*
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{chugs large boilermaker of paint thinner with Illudium Q-36 shot} Do you want formians? Because that's how you get formians.

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