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NobodysHome wrote:
I'll even tolerate the hideous local opossums.

Opossums are pretty cowardly around pets (unlike raccoons), they're almost immune to rabies, and they'll eat every tick they can catch.

Raccoons, on the other hand, are concentrated evil with an amazing marketing department.


DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Bored. Bored bored bored. I am so BOHRED.

Push the button


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Could be worse. Instead of a GIF site, it could be TV Tropes


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Phillip Gastone wrote:
Ok, we've had some mod invasions here and took some lumps, but we can get through this if we stick together and watch each other's backs. I've made some calls and if the mods try anything like this again, I will unleash the turkeys

"As God as my witness..."


captain yesterday wrote:

I'm seeding the inside of my car, not intentionally mind you, but it is a hazard of the profession.

The hard part is forgetting to roll your window up every night so it gets plenty of moisture to grow.

Fortunately, I have years of experience.

You're living in a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia commercial now?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.”

The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!”

I knew that sounded familiar...


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lisamarlene wrote:
Overall feedback was good, everyone likes their new characters (I've got WW playing a multiclass sorcerer/fighter and he is DISCOVERING THE JOY OF BEING A FIGHTER IN PATHFINDER AND LOVING IT.) His character is a Selkie, but instead of a sleek, normal seal that transforms into a lovely human, his Selkie is an elephant seal that transforms into a burly male dwarf.

Is his character using the selkie mechanics, a custom selkie heritage built off the skinwalker mechanics, or something else?

Freehold DM wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Hermione's sea elf ranger finally got her Dire Lobster companion/mount.

No, we're not taking it too seriously.

rideable rations!

Huh. I was instead expecting this.


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Torpor Gigio would be a fine alias.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Because she knows me well, Mrs. Sunrise got me a 5-pound bag of gummy bears last weekend. It has fused into a single 5-pound gummy mass.

If it's got sugar, I wish you happy gnawing on your 5 lb. gummi meteorite.

If it's a sugarfree gummi meteorite, I wish that your intestinal tract has the fortitude to survive it (disturbingly descriptive product reviews), or at least that it mercifully kills you fairly quickly.


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Ragadolf wrote:

They told me that College was where you went to decide what you want to be when you grow up.

I am now 53, and am still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up.

Of course, I am still waiting to grow up too, so no rush I guess.
;)

Some comedian years ago used to have a joke that adults always ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, because they (the adults) were looking for ideas.


Richmond's Farael's-out-of-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-ro om-why-is-he-out-of-his-room?!


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Uhnnng. Five more minutes. {smacks snooze button}


Dizzydoo42 wrote:

Does anyone remember a Saturday morning TV series during the early 70's they used the hot rods from "Damnation Alley?" The apocalyptic Winnebagos from hell that were driven by Jan Micheal Vincent and George Peppard. Series was filmed near Manson"ville" {Spahn Ranch} out in the Calfornia desert.

What was it called?

Could you be thinking of Ark II (title/intro on Youtube)? The main vehicle, the Ark II, is frequently misremembered for the Landmaster from Damnation Alley. The show Ark II also featured a jet pack, the smaller Ark Roamer (which stored in the rear of the Ark II), and Robbie the Robot.


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quibblemuch wrote:
My first thought this morning, while slowly coming to consciousness, was: "Somewhere out there is a first-year college student named Imoen."

QUIBBLEMUCH used Aging Attack. It's super effective!


It's beneath the layer of E.T. Atari 2600 cartridges but above the layer with Jimmy Hoffa's body.


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Whoa. Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K Golden Corral.


Set wrote:
162. This potion is unhappy with it's current container, and if placed next to a (in it's opinion) attractive or expensive flask, philtre or phial, and not being actively watched, it will seep forth and enter the other flask, displacing the fluid already in it (causing it to be lost or wasted, muscling it out of the way and possibly drenching any other contents of whatever container it shares with the other flask) and leaving it's own flask empty. This process may continue if it 'changes it's mind' about whether or not another flask or vial nearby is more expensive (or looks classier, or whatever). As a result, until used, this potion is best stored alone, to keep it from wasting other potions nearby, or accidentally causing a disaster if it decides that it likes the look of a flask of alchemist's fire and displaces that liquid...

This potion is Maru?

Freehold DM wrote:
Set wrote:

163. This potion contains a tiny elemental spirit, barely sentient, let alone sapient, as part of it's magical matrix. When consumed, the potion shouts in one of the elemental languages on the way down the drinker's throat, loudly announcing it's presence and making it not usable surreptitiously.

MOUNTAIN DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

And this potion is Leroy mmm Jenkins.


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Triantohername wrote:
Hey ain't nothing like a tri party because a tri party don't stop. plus I'm pretty sure it has 3 sides.
UNTIL YOU ADD ONE.

FAWTL HAS 4 CORNER. SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY. TOZ CUBE.


Well, this is news, but I'm not sure where else to put it:

James Gunn Fired as Director of 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3'
The move comes after controversial tweets from the filmmaker were resurfaced.

Edit: It is looking like there was strong political motivation on the part of the person unearthing this, so Mods, please delete this post if it steps over the line.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Also, why the everloving duck is there not a gif readily available of Julie Andrews saying "I'll sleep with you for a meatball" from the opening scene of Victor Victoria?

This and this? I still need to watch that one of these days soon.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The person who coined the phrase "Don't bring a knife to a gunfight" likely witnessed something terrible.

"Huh, I see you've played knifey-spoony before."

gran rey de los mono wrote:
If the infinite universe theory is true, then we have all had sex with each other both individually and as one massive orgy.

Huh, I see you've watched Sense8 before.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The day Chuck Norris dies will be a real fuster-cluck for the internet.

NOPE, Chuck Testa! "We talk T.V. 'Net memes. You talk some T.V. memes?" [/Wreck-Gar]

gran rey de los mono wrote:
If you have a tapeworm, make the best of it. Tell all your friends that you are "eating for two".

"Hey, dinner almost ready? 'Cause, I'm really starved..."


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John Napier 698 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I would love to see a land animal that inflates itself in defense like a puffer fish does.
Star Wars Rebels Puffer Pig.

Round Animals


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Limeylongears wrote:
Anyone wishing to admire the UK's transport system should probably leave it until Northern Rail's bolloxing up of the timetable change has been reversed. Bah.

>_>

<_<

Japanese train company issues official apology for 25-second early departure

Any more wounds needing salt?


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At some point, will we all start drinking a sweet carbonated soda and singing "I'm a Tacticslion. Wouldn't you like to be a Tacticslion too?"

If so, then later that night, do we all turn into Tacticswerewolves?


Marc Radle wrote:
DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
This. Was. The. Best. Star. War.
You know it’s Star Wars, not Star War, right?

I suspect DMaD is an Arrested Development fan.


The Glaive from Krull?


Jersey Burke wrote:

"Because let's be real...both of us need to unite to rise up and take out the hypothetical dog-people of the Vast that might strike from the darkness between the stars at any moment!"

Leave us kitsune out of this!

HERETICS! IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY M̷̝̱̻̩̀Į̸̖͕͓ͅͅN҉͏̛͔̹̩̙̺I̷̩̲̯͜A̵̞͎̱͢Ţ̶̖̹̺̭̭̥̥͠U̠̯̖͟R̪͟͡͝Ȩ̨͏̟̞͚ ̡͏̥̫̹͓͉̲G̩͙̗̯̗͔̞̺ͅI͉͘A̠̟͟N̵̡̛̻͚͓̱̣T̻̥ ̡̜͙̳̬̺̪͔Ş̱̼̗̙͓̘͉͡P͚̝͙̙A̹̦̦̩͇̙͈̬̮C̴̨̰̱͔̼̰Ẹ͔͈͓̠̥̼͢͝ ̼C̣̬O̩͜͞R͝͏̞̖̼̠G̨̛̥̣̖͙Į̮̣͖̻̙Ș̥


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>_>

<_<

OK, I don't see Kobold Cleaver, so I'm gonna leave this 20 sec clip of Lucas here. (link possibly NSFKC)


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{herds all the nerfs back into pen}


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quibblemuch wrote:
Has it been revealed whether or not they dream of electric sheep?

Baa RAM ewe


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JosMartigan wrote:
I read somewhere, just take a blank grid sheet and start making mountains (upside down Vs) in the middle of the sheet somewhere, then draw rivers from there heading away from the range, things can sort of fall into place from there.

Make sure you use consument Vs. Consument!


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Could be worse. Could have accidentally summoned a Kelsey Grammerian.


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Today I learned that guinea peegs really like brussel sprouts.


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We've already got 3/5s of a bear Voltron, just need two more.


Patrick Curtin wrote:

Today's the day!

Nine months of planning and preparing and telling myself, 'this is possible '

By tonight I'll be in Indianapolis!

*SQUEE!!*

I picture you as a Muppet monkey, with a Muppet badger and Muppet tengu in the car heading to Gen Con like a scene from The Muppet Movie.


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Kitten unchained rogue levels up, B&E's fine, but needs more skill ranks for Disable Device (lockpicking) to escape with puppy buddy


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A rare sighting of the illusive Scotch whisky ferret

Beware the trapdoor trappurse kitteh


Seems pretty easy to me to read PaizoCon updates on the web. Most of last year's blog updates were quite short too. I'm sure when they have something more detailed and substantial to announce, they do a long-form old-school blog post.


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Does this help?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Third. Leg. Of. Evil.

TIL why they make three-legged jeans.

1991?! F$!~ I'm old.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Crap. I went to shop buy something to eat...

The shop was closed. My first thought was "have they changed schedule?" Nope. It's a labor day I completely forgot about. I might have to pull a frozen veggies from the refrigerator and fry them on pan to eat anything...

time to burninate some peasants.

Everyone without consummate "V"s.


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Japanese porn for Freehold


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captain yesterday wrote:

My new favorite thread, is the one where they want a ring that turns people into songbirds banned for PFS. Because a few people have figured ouut how to optimize pecking faces off with it.

Pure gold!

Not as exciting as Adamantine Golems with soft dainty hands forced to slap people with gauntlets mind you, but still, good stuff!

Hmmm... something something adamantine pecker...

Edit: Which is totally incompatible with an ironwood spell


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Baa Ram Ewe!


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I've seen threads you people wouldn't believe. Attack trolls on fire off the server of Orion. I watched adhominems glitter in the dark near the Tu'quoque Gate. All those arguments will be lost in time, like strawmen... in... rain. Time to die.


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Drejk wrote:
Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:
I haven't met an 18 year old I didn't want to punch in the face since before I myself was even 13; it would take quite a few more years, NH.
Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:
I haven't met an 18 year old I didn't want to punch in the face since before I myself was even 13; it would take quite a few more years, NH.
Double punch?

Redbeard is just getting into character to play the sons of Alex and Chad in the long-awaited sequel, Double Impact II: Maximum VanDammeage, which will be filled with 18-yro yutes that are all up-to-no-good.


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+1'ing a tiefling/non-core iconic, even if it is just for this AP.

ChrisLKimball wrote:
Awesome art, also every notice 6 fingers on those hands, such a fun detail!

Is there a Gravity Falls equivalent in Andoren or Cheliax?


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Bebop, Pig in the City wrote:
Oh! Y'all got jokes do yah!

{waggles eyebrows, invokes powers of Joey Tribbiani} Hey baby, how you doing?

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