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Tell me, Clarice, have the gams stopped screaming?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Drejk wrote:
For the record, as far as I can tell, what is sold in US as Polish Sausage, is likely one of a few variants of "Rural Sausage", which is somewhat coarsely ground and smoked.
Whatever it's made of, I like it.

Yes... good...


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Amby's Brain wrote:
the distance between the thought "Hey, weird biped that feeds us, do you have more tasty seeds for me?" and the thought "I really want to eat you face right now" are much closer together than humans realize.

Not all humans are so... limited...


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It's like they say: "Here today, colon tomorrow."


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Scintillae wrote:

"So, how are children normally portrayed in fiction?"

"Innocent!"

"Wrong. That is incidental. The correct answer is: delicious."


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Starling, you say...

*slurp slurp slurp*


Yes... cloves... definitely cloves and not clowns...


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Thomas Seitz wrote:

I can't truly AFFORD it...but at the same time...living in a college town DOES present some interesting food options. Some times.

Indeed. So much... fresh... food. I do believe I'll have sophMORE of that...


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Whose head are you shaking, Cal? Anyone we know...


Have you tried counting screaming lambs?


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Hobbies... yes...


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I collect... you know what, it's not important. Let's just say I'm a collector and leave it at that.


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Tell me, Agent Starling... has the thread stopped screaming?


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Tell me, Clarice, have the lambs stopped quibbling?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ihiyc can have all my okra and grits, cal can have my liver.
With Fava beans and a nice Chianti! *slslslsurp*

Don't make me call an attorney...


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MageHunter wrote:
Do random sheep dream of eclectic dreams?

Tell me Roboclarice... have the electric lambs stopped screaming?


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Tell me Clarice, has the thread stopped screaming?


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Cap'n Yesterday, Vegetable King wrote:
We mustn't forget the cries of the carrots!!

Tell me Clarice, have the yams stopped screaming?


Tell me, Clarice, have the yuks stopped screaming?


Oh. My bad. Well, carry on. I'll just be eating people and occasionally wearing their faces. But I like classical music so you know I'm smart.


Tell me Clarice... has the thread stopped screaming?


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Nom, nom, Clarice...


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Fava beans... and a nice Chianti...