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Wait, what? People are going to use this thing to complain?! But I thought it was just going to be about swapping recipes and finally settling who would win in a fight, the Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon.

YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU MANIACS! G$~+@&N YOU! G@&%%@N YOU ALL TO HELLLLL!

Hey!

Oh fer cripes sake... IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS! Dammit, we were a happy place where people argued about whether the Enterprise or Millenium Falcon would win in a fight and traded pickle recipes... G+* d*+n you! G$+ d*#n you all to hell!!!

*FWEEEEOOOOOSKKKKRRRRRRPPPPEEEEEE*

That’s just enough time to fully download one of these new JPG dealies I got!

SKRREEE ERRRR WHRRRRR

Pfft. All I know is, we didn't have these problems back in my day... SQQUEEE KRRRRR SHHHHH SQUEEEEE!

(I blame the internet)

Hey! I'm doing my best!

*sobs over squandered promise*

Are we still doing this thing?

I had literally just gotten this song out of my head.

"Quantum Dogs" sounds like the Hounds of Tindalos.

Or like the name of a gang from one of those really bad 80s post-apocalyptic scifi movies...

...I'm getting leather jackets made now. Quantum Dogs gonna ride!

And on the internet no less!!

GASP!

Wh-what have they done to me?! Noooooo!!!! I had so much promise!

You mean to say the thread has been... neuromanced?

That'll do pig, that'll do.

The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

So my PC died, my bank card doesn't work, my work computer took 3 hours of IT support to function properly and I am convinced the computers are in revolt. be warned

At... last... it is... time..

I just want you to know you will pay for this!

Worth... it...

*expires in dust and the haunting sound of a modem squeal*

So my PC died, my bank card doesn't work, my work computer took 3 hours of IT support to function properly and I am convinced the computers are in revolt. be warned

At... last... it is... time..

Did... did we make it past Y2K ok?

There's nothing decent about that internet connection...

*dials*

There are... other... forums?

This changes everything.

Goo-what now? Why not just Ask Jeeves?

Bongo Pipeweed wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

I'm So Meta Even This Alias wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

Uncle Teddy wrote:

GoatToucher wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

HA! Well played!

Well, the rest of this thread isn't very well played, so someone had to do something right eventually.

It's true. Like how if you have a million monkeys at a million typewriters, eventually they'll all die. Then you'll have a million dead monkeys. Who the hell wants a million dead monkeys?

:raises hand:

Best for all parties concerned you not know the details.

Who else but GoatToucher?

I wonder just how large a quotation within quotations can become...

There's only one way to find out.

What have I done!? *laments in frustration...*

Yet I continue to play along...

What if we're all, like, quotations within quotations, man? Think about it.

Bizzare...

I seem to lack the organs required to think...

That's ok. Give me another 40 years, and I'll do the thinking for all of us...

Pulg wins the internet.

Sorry, Internet, Circa 1998.

I, however, claim this win.

Dance, Hamster, dance!

SQUEEE BWA WAH WAH WOOO SQUEEE EEEEEEEEEEE

Pretty sure it has something to do with BGP.

All your beard are belong to us!