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Pathfinder: The Musical - Overture

What does it take to find the path?
Does it take dice or skill or math?
Imagination? Wizardly tricks? Barbarian wrath?
Why won't someone tell me
Why can I not see?
Why can't I just take 20
on this quest?

Where is the path?
How can it be found?
I've been scorched and scarred
grappled and grasped
mauled and marred
and buried a year beneath the ground!

I've rolled and I've cursed
And prayed that the worst
won't happen, but it always does!
And every time I say "I've reached it"
I'm only where it was!

What does it take to find the path?
Does it take dice or skill or math?
Imagination? Wizardly tricks? Barbarian wrath?
I cry out to the gods above
and they whisper back
"The path... is love!"

Starfinder: The Musical - Starfinder Things

Starships and androids
and ratfolk with lasers,
zero g gunfights
(but not trademarked phasers),
deep space horror beasties
on gossamer wings,
these are a few of the Starfinder things...

When the engines fail,
when the radar pings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember these Starfinder things
and then I don't feel so bad!

Alien foreheads
all furrowed and ragey,
xenodrug smugglers
so shifty and cagey,
theremin orchestras
lacking all strings,
these are a few of the Starfinder things...

When the vacuum sucks,
when the mi-go stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember these Starfinder things
and then I don't feel so bad!