You mean like how he can make enough ratatouille to feed everyone in Dryden? HAHAHAHAHA! It is funny because Dryden in the smallest city in Ontario, whereas you would expect if someone where making a humorous exaggeration about an 8-foot zucchini, they would pick a larger settlement. Incidentally, with a population of 7,749, Dryden is much too large to be fed by a single zucchini, even one of such noteworthy length.
I was in a car crash on the way to the hospital when my wife was delivering our twins. As a result, my idiot brother-in-law got there first and had to do the naming. "What did you name the girl?" I asked once I arrived. "Denise," he said. "That's not bad, I guess. Better than I expected. And the boy?" "Denephew."
Orthos wrote:
Why were you telling people you're Imoen before you even discovered Baldur's Gate? |