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DungeonmasterCal wrote:

What are we Yanks doing this holiday weekend? I....will be doing nothing and loving it, though I'm getting closer to the debut of my new campaign and I will most likely keep tinkering with its finishing touches.

How about everyone else? Big plans? Big games? Fireworks and random finger removal?

Happy Independence Day and all that patriotic stuff!

Well, I'm borrowing a trawler and heading over to Boston harbour to try and get all that tea back out.

Wot’s all this then?

I say! That IS fun.

Carry on.

Just got back from Ghana. UK BORDER FORCE didn't confiscate the sticks I brought back, which was nice.

Wot's all this then? Sticks?

I'm driving with a pound of frozen haggis in a bag on my passenger seat.

"Sorry, ma'am, but that will not qualify you for the commuter lane."

Wot's all this then?

Hwæt’s all this then?

‘ere now, wot’s all this then?

'ere now! Wot's all this then?

'ere now! Move it along. This thread's being closed and the constabulary taking the proceeds due the winners.

Verily, the saddest of parts is this: The thread had but three days till retirement.

Wot's all this then?

'ere now, wot's all this then?

'Ere now, wot's all this then?

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?

Real armor made for war causes very little restriction of movement. Especially breastplates.

Soft leather armor was very rarely used, if at all.

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?

Lady-J wrote:

one of my gms was in a campaign were one of the party members rolled a 47 for diplomacy to get into a town that has closed its gates and don't normally let people in and the character just yelled "47 diplomacy" at the guards and they let them in

Doesn't sound like a game I would want to partake in.

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?

'ere now! Wot's all this then?

We need to talk about your flair.

'Ere now, wot's all this then?

Faelyn wrote:

I can get behind the abstraction of HP for a fantasy model, but getting shot over and over and over and over again before you finally drop is just beyond my ability for suspension of disbelief.

Huh. I have no more trouble with it than I do a character being hit by an eight-pound length of sharpened steel over and over.

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?

*sputters in comical fashion*

Here now! What's all this then? Move it along!

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?

Freehold DM wrote:

I really like the code .

Have no problem with paladins of brigh.

Then again the only people less welcome at my table than paladin fanboy/rules lawyers are ninja/samurai fanboy/rules lawyers, so there is that.

But then you might have to allow CG, LG, LE and CE Clerics of Brigh, maybe Nethys and Pharasma as well.

'Ere now! Wot's all this then?