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You know what? No. I’m all out of pity for fools. So tired...

So... exhausted... from pitying... I hate April 1st...

I pity the fool who doesn't mar—

—no! You know what? I'm tired of pitying fools. Fools done used up all of Mister T's pity. Good job, fools. I hope you're all happy.

I like pendants.

The more the better.

I pity the fool who doesn't like pendants.

Omnius wrote:

Now that's just silly.

I can see him saying "I pity the fool that doesn't respect nature!" while riding a dark black wagon [van] with a red streak down it, and punching people out with gold encrusted fists!

I pity the fool who ninjas my Mister T alias!

I pity the fool who makes assumptions! When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption!

I pity the fool who dabbles in thread necromancy.

I pity the fool who only wears one necklace!