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So now he's in another country making a living as a teamster.
That sounds suspiciously like rock and/or roll...
Or dogs. Or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.
Hey! I'm watching you...
And dogs. And dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark at you they shoot bees.
That’s a paddlin.
"Why should I pay for that? Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax."
Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin.
Ohhh... like the Ayn Rand School for Tots!
BOOOOOOOOOO Are you saying BOOOO or BOOOO-urns?
It's a perfectly cromulent name.
"Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find..."
Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
What this town needs is a monorail. ♫Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Just gonna point out that everyone perfectly understood what I meant by it. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.
"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."
Gasp! The plot thickens...Good gravy! For years doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
And now to play the waiting game... ... ... Aw, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
The two sweetest words in the English language: de fault! De! De! Fault! De! Fault!
"We all know these children HAVE no future!" *stunned cafeteria silence* "Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong."
There's nothing "mad" about it whatsoever. It's dealing with the reality of dumb parents and teen hormones. This is why we need a state-of-the-art detention hall, where the children are held in place with magnets.
Except for music. That's objectively worse.Never enough cowbell, is there? Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.
Mmmm… expired ham…
I have apparently hit on true horror for Halloween: forcing sophomore boys to watch a musical. I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew! Dooo dooo dooodee doooo dooo dooo...
I have apparently hit on true horror for Halloween: forcing sophomore boys to watch a musical. ♫I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Zno you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong
Yeah, listening to a screaming toddler every single morning starting at 6:00 am weekdays and 6:30 am weekends (he's inside before that, but I know he starts his screams at 4:30 am because I'm up then), and the fact that they take him outside every single morning to let him scream it out, NOW I understand why they had so many noise complaints against them...
Hey! I’m watching you…
“Are they booing me?”
Florida sheriff's office warns against taking selfies with 'depressed' bear... he looks hot **heads into the woods with milkshakes a bag of ice and inflatable pool.**
“Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town... for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?”
"Professor, would you say people should start panicking?"
Bilgby? Is that an original creation like Sherrie Bobbins, Rickey Rouse, and Monald Muck?
Mmm... forbidden donut...
Och! Call it the Shinning! Di ye wanna get sued?!
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