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I'll take up smoking and then give that up!
I once walked into my apartment to an unholy smell and walked into the kitchen where a friend (who had picked the lock to come do his laundry for free - which is a whole other story) was boiling instant Ramen noodles in beer on my stove. I made him eat every damned bit of that and drink the sauce, too, for funking up my house so badly. Cooking ramen beer on someone else's stove? You better believe that's a paddlin.
Gamifying training? That's a paddlin.
First thing tomorrow, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head!
That’s a paddlin.
"Boooo!" "Are they booing me?""No, they're saying Booo-urns! Boooo-urns!"
Worst. Thread. Ever.
Massachusetts woman unleashed swarm of bees on deputies serving eviction notice, police say At least it wasn't dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you...
I for one welcome our new Bot Overlords and would like to point out to them that, as a trusted forum alter-ego, I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground data mines…
I sure could go for a million tacos right about now...
What are you going to do, sic dogs on me? Or bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!
It's so tragic the way they hopped on Pop...
Meh. Quit complagging. :p
"The Chinese use the same word for complaining and bragging."
Helllooo? I'm cold and there are wolves after me! *mournful howl*
Tibor did it!
Finally almost done with training. yay. Just remember: If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?
Sometimes you just need an old time revival."Gimme That (Great) Old Time Religion" And I for one, welcome our new Great Old One overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground madness caves.
Hey-dee ho, Viddly-Diddly. I represent the estate of Ned Flanders and I’m here to put an end to this unauthorized impersonation.
If I had the cash I'd pay to have those lyrics actually recorded.This can be done, and it won't cost you a penny. Whatcha got, Marge, insurance scam?
Quiet, you!
So this is what it feels like when doves cry...
“Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.”
...I will maintain to my dying breath that salt does not belong on watermelon... Salting watermelon? That's a paddlin.
“Certainly the game is rigged, but so what? If you don’t bet, you can’t win.” —;Lazarus Long "Meh."
That's probably a fairly common occurrence in his world. Just an average Saturday night. "Just once I want to be called 'Sir' without it being followed by 'you're making a scene!'"
Hey hey! I'm watching you...
Licorice whip!
Probably miss your old glasses...
Whereas "steamed hams" is an Albany expression.
DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!
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Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter...
Oh. Sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head!
I’m a Referotron. What you’re thinking of is a Quote Generator. That is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, bleh--Ah, but not at you, O Holiest of Gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the "Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me.”
I, for one, welcome our new extinct megaswine clone overlords and point out that as a regular forum poster, I can be useful in rounding up others to serve in their honey glaze mines...
"Helllooo? I'm cold and there are wolves after me!"
And how much IS this free copy...?
D'oh!
"What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
“Booo!”
Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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Booo-urns! Booo-urns!
Really gets under my skin when people use there religion to justify stupid behavior. This is how life works I guess. Usin' religion to justify stupid behavior? That's a paladin...
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