Sam, The Andoran Eagle's page

Excellent. Finally some good wholesome viewing on the internet. Not a weirdo to be seen.

Do you promise not to either put it in a little bag with a dangler on and dabble it in some tepid water, or seep it for hours in enough sugar solution to rot through concrete?

I make no such promises.

Pray that I do not make you take some of the colonies back. And not the good ones that everybody wants...

Happy American Independence Day, for those who celebrate. And for those of you who don't, I'm coming for your tea (regardless of your country of origin). Harumph and good day.

Happy News Year Eve to everyone!

Here in SW Florida, our current momma & poppa bald eagle couple laid a pair of eggs, and the first of them hatched just this morning (local streaming eagle cam).

Finally. Some wholesome and weirdo-free entertainment on the internet.

You are all weirdos. Ugh.

TR knew his TP.

"The most vital thing in times of crisis is to maintain a well-papered anus."

-Theodore Roosevelt

You are all weirdoes. Uch.

You are all weirdoes. Uch.

You are all weirdos. And degenerates. Uch.

Hrmph.

You are all weirdoes.

"Go ahead and..."

"I'm going to go ahead and..."

Please, America, stop that.

But it's such a reflection of cultural optimism!

We're going ahead! We're going to GO ahead! Not behind! Not back to the old country, with its lack of pants and endless toil! Westward the wagons ho! Manifest destiny!

♫The sun will come out tomorrow!♫

You are all weirdoes. Ugh.

*Looks around to see if an Andoren eagle is present, but sees it is not.*

You are all weirdos. Ugh!

Sorry. I got stuck in traffic. But I see you have matters well in hand. Carry on chastising these weirdos. Ugh.

You are all weirdos. Ugh.

You are all weirdos. Uch.

You are all weirdos. Uch.

You are all weirdos! Uch...

You are all... weirdos. Uch.

You are all weirdos. Uch.

You are all... weirdos. Ugh.