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Bah. We've been doing that for years with our Yamaha DX7s.


Bah. We've been doing that for years with our Yamaha DX7s.

Sovereign Court

No need to say it twice, we heard you the first time.


They're taking full advantage of the DX7's stereo outputs, that's all.

Sovereign Court

*Appears from out of nowhere (via through the front door).*

*Steals the entire Yamaha DX7 equipment.*

*Promptly leaves (again, via the front door).*


That's OK. We were upgrading to Roland Juno 106s anyway.

Sovereign Court

*Steals them too.*

No music instrument is safe from the deft hands of the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!


If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
That's the way the teddy bears have their picnic

Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them back home to bed
'Cause they're tired little teddy bears

If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic


Rahr*

*Such a lovely song.

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*Goes into the woods, armed with shotguns, machetes and nets.*

*Starts singing an alternate (and unpleasant) version of Teddy Bears Picnic.*


:Fffffoooph:


Ahaha! Now that bumptious wazzock has gone off to THE WOODS, I can steal back all the keyboards and return them to Pulg's monkey fairies!!!


And not only that, he has added MIDI compatibility! Our hero!


Dreamy Dangler, more like! *Swoon*

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THE WOODS!

The woods?

THE Woods!!!


Not THE WOODS?!

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*Comes back from being in the woods, blood stained and exhausted, yet happy.*

We have returned from our hunting trip, and present our great bounty!

*Drops to the ground, large sacks containing dead teddies and pelts.*

Fur coats, bearskin rugs and taxidermy for all!

Huzzah, Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!

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Lady Blackmoor wrote:
Dreamy Dangler, more like! *Swoon*

Silly girl, you make the man swoon. Before you eat him...

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*Continues to aimlessly roam across the land.*

*Occasionally stops to cause horrific devastation.*


The wee military band uniform it's wearing makes the destruction seem less horrific, somehow.

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Clearing the way for new strip malls.

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Not just any strip malls, GoatToucher brand strip malls!


Each store with a different line of products.

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*Is at site of where the future strip malls will be.*

Maleficent: Alright everyone, now that the land has been cleared and flattened out, we will begin working on the new strip malls immediately! To determine the number of buildings, we'll need someone to find out the full amount of GoatToucher brand products. *Points to a nearby minion.* Well, what are you waiting for? Get to it!

Jafar: I took the liberty of ordering the building supplies, they should be here soon.

Cruella de Vil: We should probably work on the access paths and roads too.

Horned King: Looking at the work that needs to be done, we may require more aid.

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*Gets summoned by the Disney Villain Council.*

*Assists with the construction of the strip malls.*

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*Appears nearby, so far, just standing around.*

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*Is drawn to the highest amount of negative emotion of someone on the thread.*

*Then, moves on, causing a fair bit of destruction.*

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*Appears soon after, begins assisting the Heartless.*


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Have you been eating my dreams? Is that why you're being violently sick?

Sovereign Court

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Dream eater, dream eater.
Eat this dream from meeee.

Dream eater, dream eater.
I drank too much tea.

Dream eater, dream eater.
With my hand, I squashed a fleeee!

Dream eater, dream eater.
I hide from you in a place you cannot see.

The End.

Sovereign Court

I'm assuming that, yes, the spirit Dream Eaters (good ones) have.

Whereas the nightmare Dream Eaters (bad ones) are helping the Heartless.


*squeaks*

Sovereign Court

Still on my shoulder I see, you certainly have an interesting presence about you.

*Begins to wonder the damage caused to the brain of John the Rat.*

Anything that happened to you in the past, pales in comparison to all the debauchery, depravity and overall GoatToucher style atmosphere that could be experienced at the Malodor household (which was already a den of horrific delights) during the grand festival of depravity. Only time will tell if you remain an "ordinary" rat, or if you turn into something morbid.


Still waiting for my breakfast.

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*Opens a tin of GoatToucher brand cat food, puts it into a bowl.*

Here you go, enjoy!


:ominous Fffoooomph:


Why is there catfood in the bells of Our trombones, and why is it moving?

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*Is teleported to a gladiatorial pit.*

*Gets compelled to fight GT's Abominable Sousaphone Band.*

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*Eats 10 tins of GoatToucher brand cat food.*

This stuff is really good, Kat's Eye will enjoy it!


It may taste good, but it is the side effects I'm leery of.
That is why I try to avoid it.


Goats in white satin...
Never touching the end...

Ohhh maaaaan, that stuff hits hard.

Sovereign Court

To be fair, there are still a few "after effects" going on since the Grand Festival of Depravity, adding to it of course was the fact that it took place at the Malodor household and that GoatToucher was present. So things are going to be a little "trippy" around here for a while (about 2-3 weeks should do it). Just got to take it easy.


You don't say...
*Squeak*


Take it easy? Oh, that won't be a problem. I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load as we speak.


ALPHONSE!

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*Happens upon Comte de Malodor as he runs down the road.*

*Screams in sheer terror and promptly attacks him out of fear.*


Hands Reiner's Vampyre Court a frying pan and a rug beater.

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Thank you... sister? Just what are you to the master?

*Uses the frying pan rug beater on Comte de Malodor (to great effect).*

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The Dirty Dangler wrote:
Ahaha! Now that bumptious wazzock has gone off to THE WOODS, I can steal back all the keyboards and return them to Pulg's monkey fairies!!!

Somebody mention my name? If so, what'd ya want?!


*squeaks*.

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