
Schism Spice |
If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
That's the way the teddy bears have their picnic
Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday
See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them back home to bed
'Cause they're tired little teddy bears
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

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*Comes back from being in the woods, blood stained and exhausted, yet happy.*
We have returned from our hunting trip, and present our great bounty!
*Drops to the ground, large sacks containing dead teddies and pelts.*
Fur coats, bearskin rugs and taxidermy for all!
Huzzah, Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!

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*Is at site of where the future strip malls will be.*
Maleficent: Alright everyone, now that the land has been cleared and flattened out, we will begin working on the new strip malls immediately! To determine the number of buildings, we'll need someone to find out the full amount of GoatToucher brand products. *Points to a nearby minion.* Well, what are you waiting for? Get to it!
Jafar: I took the liberty of ordering the building supplies, they should be here soon.
Cruella de Vil: We should probably work on the access paths and roads too.
Horned King: Looking at the work that needs to be done, we may require more aid.

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Still on my shoulder I see, you certainly have an interesting presence about you.
*Begins to wonder the damage caused to the brain of John the Rat.*
Anything that happened to you in the past, pales in comparison to all the debauchery, depravity and overall GoatToucher style atmosphere that could be experienced at the Malodor household (which was already a den of horrific delights) during the grand festival of depravity. Only time will tell if you remain an "ordinary" rat, or if you turn into something morbid.

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To be fair, there are still a few "after effects" going on since the Grand Festival of Depravity, adding to it of course was the fact that it took place at the Malodor household and that GoatToucher was present. So things are going to be a little "trippy" around here for a while (about 2-3 weeks should do it). Just got to take it easy.