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Luckily, the school orchestra is taken care of. PROOP PROOP!!!


Parps, on the other hand, be not.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.


OK.

proooOOOOOÒÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Can you tie them in a knot?


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*Minute of silence*

*Then, mournfully plays a selection of Barney The Dinosaur's Greatest Hits*


Oh, they are. How else would we each be able to play two trombones at once?


(Proog proo)


gran rey de los mono wrote:

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

My, my, my, Delilah,

ROOPY PROOPY PROOPY PROOPY PROOOOOO.


Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:

"Our bikes will blot out the sun."

"Then we will post in the shade."
crashing of innumerable cycles mingled with the dying blats of bike horns

bike horns? Ugh! We use bells like civilized folk!

Civilised, pah.

PROO PROO PROO PROOO!!!!!


Alone except for 450 fairies playing the trombone, that is.

ROO PROO PROO PROOPROOPROO PROOO,

ROO PROO PROO PROOPROOPROO PROOO,
ROO PROO PROO, PROO PROO PROO PROO,
PROO PROO PROO PROO, PROOPROOPROOPROOOO!


*Blows a fanfare*


HONK TOOT MURP LBLBROOOP


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lisamarlene wrote:

My son woke me up at 4:49 this morning because he was singing loudly in his sleep. Multiple verses.

Now I get to go make dinner for the kids and the babysitters before I go to work, because tonight we're going to see one of my three favorite old fogey horn rock bands as a belated anniversary date.

John Belushi is dead, Blood Sweat and Tears aren't touring, so it's Chicago, with the original horn section. Because who doesn't need a trombone and a flugelhorn in their classic rock?

PREACH IT SISTER.

(ROO PROO PROO PROOOO!!!!)


Fairy Brass International


Was it the stirring, melodious sound of 400 fairies playing the trombone?


Look! He's sleeping! Now would be a great time to PLAY THE TROMBONE! PROOO PROO PROOPY PROO PROOPITY PROOPROOPROOOOOOOOOO!!!!


O good! We have always wanted gem encrusted trombones, and four different seasonally themed fairy homes sounds like paradise indeed! Are they soundproofed?

By the way, this is not an invasion in any sense of the word - it's a simple pan-galactic tour by a peaceful musical ensemble, designed to promote inter-species understanding and community cohesion.


proooorooooROOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!


What you need is a melodious trombone serenade.

One, two, three!

proo proo proo prooooo proo proo proopy proopy prooooo proo proo proopy proopy proo proo proo proo proop! proop! prooooooooooooo


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We've tried and tried and tried, but it's impossible to get a tune out of one. Best off sticking with trombones, says the fairy conductor.

The next poster is a fairy resistor.


ROOP PROOPY PROOPY PROO! PROOP PROOPITY PROOPROOPROO! PRAPRAPRAPRAAA! PRAPRAPRAPRAAA! PRA PRA PRAPRAPRA PROOPROO PROO! PROO! PROO!

The next poster is sitting on their presents to try and make them hatch.


We've been playing continuously for three weeks, eating handfuls of Doritos inbetween parps. You may lick the inside of Our trombones, should you wish.

The next poster has taken on the job to repaint Hercules.


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Yes, I did!

A dainty flute motif!

The sprightly dance of the piccolos!

Blaring trumpets! The plaintive lilt of the oboe! Rasping bassoons! Trombones, of course, and

TUBULAR BELLS!

The next poster, and the rest of their barbershop quartet, have been hired to serenade GoatToucher during his 'self-care sessions'


PROO PROOPROOPROOOO! PROO PROOPROOPROOOO! PROO PROOPROOPROOOO PROOPROOPROOPROOOOO!

There you go. A 210 trombone salute of Welcome.


We remember when GoatToucher was behind us in the queue at the Trombone Clinic. We were rather surprised, as whatever that was, it wasn't a trombone; the verdigris certainly needed looking at, and the bell was curiously dented, but We suggested that he might try a vet instead. Imagine Our surprise when he performed a lovely version of 'Creole Love Call' on it, moments before the police arrived.


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Floop-Doopula is right next door to Floop-Doopula-Proopula, where Our trombones are made by a sort of peanut butter with googly eyes and claws. We wouldn't shop anywhere else!


After we have discovered into which one of our trombones GoatToucher has chased Dr. Verrukte, we superglue a plunger mute into the bell, pour boiling water down the mouthpiece, then walk away, whistling innocently.


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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Vidmaster7, the drink is your choice. Also, I only asked GoatToucher (who has not a trace of goat hair on him, you don't want to think about it) because I am curious about my chief scientist (Doktor Verruckte).

Rumour has it that he's run away from GoatToucher Island and is hiding in one of our trombones. We don't know which one, though, so we'll have to try them individually until we find out.

{parp}

Nope.


ROOPIDY PROOPY PROOPY PROOPY PROOoooOOO!


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Like PROOPY PROO PROO! PROPROPROO! PROPOPOPOP POPROO!?

GoatToucher will never accept that trombones are people, just like you and me. Well, just like me, anyway.


By trombone.

The next poster would like to tell us how to identify counterfeit meatloaf.


*Parps ethereally*


He's scared of the trombones.


PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

{Removes mute}

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!


Who would like to play 'Return To The Tromb' of Horrors?'

I have parts for cornet, flugelhorn, strudelhorn, basset horn, basset hound, euphonium and ex-Supreme Court Judge Stinky Farquarson.


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hnuk. pflmp. ooord. ffffpl.

All this action!, and can it get the hairballs out of our trombones? No, it cannot!!!


prooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!


Then trombone up.

PRAPRAAAAA!!!!!


Vidmaster7 wrote:
"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:
(Blows the trumpet next to VRMH's ear)
I approve this message.

I'll take your trumpet and raise you a flugelhorn.

PROO PROO PROO!!!!


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Brop.


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Pa papapa Pa Pa Pa Paaaaah!!!!


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They are not dead that can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons, even death may go

ROO POOPY PROOPY PROO! PROOPITY PROOPY PROO! PROOPITY PROOPY PROOPY PROOPY PROOPOOPOOPOOPOO!!!


Wab

Wab

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Waaaaab


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Donald Trumpets wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

...

"I choose Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton because I vastly appreciate his clear policy statements and his detailed agenda of exactly what he will do as president and how he will go about achieving his aims..."
You are clearly a tremendous individual who will do well under my Presidency. Keep saying nice things about me and I'll keep saying nice things about you - no matter who you are or what you do. Unless you are a Kobold. We need to build a wall to keep the Kobolds from taking our good murderhobo jobs. That's the way you make good deals. And how you stay tough. No one is tougher than me, and no one can make better deals. It's time to make Golarion great again!

PROO PROOPROO PROO PROO PROOoooOOO!

My brass instruments are bigger than your brass instruments.

Bury that in your golf course and hole it in one, Donnie.


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1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:
Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra wrote:
Not unless you can out-parp 76 (fairy) trombones, AT THE BIG PARADE.
Parp? Parp! PARP! Moum I can roun arcoss the parp. I can do it. I CAN DO IT! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!

Yes, 1d4 ⇒ 4 pickle-flavoured cupcakes, you can. Yes, you can.

PAPAPA PA-PA-PA-PAAAA!!!!


Not unless you can out-parp 76 (fairy) trombones, AT THE BIG PARADE.


parp


POOP POOPPOOPPOOP POOP POOP POOP! PROOPY PROOPY PROOP! PROOP!

PRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

PRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

PROOPY PROOP POOPPOOPPOOP PARPY POOPY PARP! PARP! POOP!


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