Mr. Grinch wrote:
Nice work, kiddo, good technique you got there.
*Eats some rotten fruit, thinks for a moment.*
Am I eating because I'm bored?
*While Schism is cleaning the mallet, I hear the carol singing that has echoed all the way from the town.*
*Starts to sing jingle bells, but quickly stops in horror and then grabs a pillow to cover my ears.*
Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.
*Proceeds to create an awful din by pouring scrap metal into old blenders, honking old car horns and other such loud noises.*
Must drown them out!
*Has Schism bring in a giant, windup, toy monkey.*
*Winds the monkey up so it starts banging its cymbals.*
Play monkey! Play, play, play, play, play!
*Tries to add to the noise by riding on a jackhammer, only to fall off and get hurt.*
OWIE!
*Then decides to stick his head in between the monkey's cymbals.*
Preset 257 on the Casiotone CS-451, fellow Simians.
What the man wants to hear is 'Mistletoe and Wine', with a synthesised euphonium solo.