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But I worked really hard on that soundtrack...

*Melancholy synthesised proot*

Well, helloooo, Dolly, yes, helloooo, Dolly, it's so nice to have you back where you belong!

Using the Comte's organs for anything more or less guarantees failure. You try playing the 'Toccata and Fugue in Dm' on some wretched aristo's rotten liver.

If so, perhaps we can 'plug' into 'Pulg' instead of the 10w Encore brand practice amp we've had to use for the past 25 years.

A nut, and some bacteria, from Winston Churchill's favourite hat

And not only that, he has added MIDI compatibility! Our hero!

That's OK. We were upgrading to Roland Juno 106s anyway.

Bah. We've been doing that for years with our Yamaha DX7s.

Bah. We've been doing that for years with our Yamaha DX7s.

Come, come join us on vocals. We can be www.paizo.com's answer to Erasure, or perhaps Yazoo.

GoatToucher’s gonna be so sad to learn: You can get those exact notes with a Casiotone.

Can confirm.

doot

Sir, may we take a moment to say how very much we admire your organ?

*peturbed synthesised woodwind obbligato"

quibblemuch wrote:

jocundthejolly wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

A dog is essentially a wolf that lives in perpetual puppyhood. Its why their ears are all floppy, they're not nearly as aggressive, their faces are rounded and most of the males are neutered.

Imagine an alien showing up with a pet human who's body language is completely off, no hair, purple and pink blotches on their skin, and the head of a toddler and no well..... You'd be a little bit worried about what kind of weirdo had invaded and what they were goint to do to you next.

Similar phenomenon in modern humans though we kind of domesticated/neotenized ourselves.

That's the theme of Aldous Huxley's After Many A Summer.

** spoiler omitted **

Not sure if it was intentional or not, but since some of the other apes are better behaved than we are, I think whatever that formulae did was in those people all along.

Chimps on the other hand....

Just give them each an ARP Jupiter and behold! Sentience and civilisation!

Worked for us.

*Instead of speaking, plays a medley of 'Whiter Shade of Pale', Bach's 'Toccata and Fugue' and 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon' on a gigantic Wurlitzer*

Organs are for EXPERTS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice work, kiddo, good technique you got there.

*Eats some rotten fruit, thinks for a moment.*

Am I eating because I'm bored?

*While Schism is cleaning the mallet, I hear the carol singing that has echoed all the way from the town.*

*Starts to sing jingle bells, but quickly stops in horror and then grabs a pillow to cover my ears.*

Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.

*Proceeds to create an awful din by pouring scrap metal into old blenders, honking old car horns and other such loud noises.*

Must drown them out!

*Has Schism bring in a giant, windup, toy monkey.*

*Winds the monkey up so it starts banging its cymbals.*

Play monkey! Play, play, play, play, play!

*Tries to add to the noise by riding on a jackhammer, only to fall off and get hurt.*

OWIE!

*Then decides to stick his head in between the monkey's cymbals.*

Preset 257 on the Casiotone CS-451, fellow Simians.

What the man wants to hear is 'Mistletoe and Wine', with a synthesised euphonium solo.

Doot doot doot.

I don't think so.

*'Lost Boys' style swoopy synth pads, with the occasional Simmonds drum boom thrown in for good measure*

Monkey Santa wrote:

Oh, it's on...

{slaps pipe in hand, glares menacingly at non-monkeys and non-Monkees}

{sinister synth pads; occasional chromatic tweezles and stabs}

Sing me a song mister piano man.

Can a government,

DRAMATIC CHORRRRDDD!!!!!

*Plays a sprightly rendition of 'Monkey On the Loose' on Mellotron, Nord Lead 3 and spinet*

Everything, you say? Including the Classic Keys expansion card for the 1992-93 Yamaha DX-7?!

Doot doot doot!

{dootdoot doot doot doot papapapa pa paaaa, Freehold: PM theeeeme}

DOOT DOOTDOOOT!

PRAPHAPAH!

gnuuuuUUUUUUU!

GoatToucher is Casper, WY. Or maybe the opposite is true.

*Accompanies song of pain on Wurlitzer organ, Moog modular synthesiser and Fisher-Price My First Semi-Automatic Keytar.*

Trra tra tra traaaaa, OOO OOO!