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26 posts. Alias of Charles Scholz.


No, that is Hairy Beast.

Days of Boredom: 1d7 + 28 ⇒ (6) + 28 = 34

Days of boredom: 1d7 + 21 ⇒ (7) + 21 = 28

I'm a coconut, he's a coconut.
Wouldn't you like to be a coconut too?

Knowledge History: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38

Didn't the Romans occupy Britain for almost 400 Years?


Excuse me while I warm up.

Mi Mi Mi

Days of boredom: 1d7 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 20 = 21

Good thing I have backup.

*Gets ready for... something.

Days of Boredom so far: 4d7 ⇒ (7, 7, 3, 3) = 20

Bardic Knowledge has its uses.

I'm sure you can't just find it.
You would have to go on a quest.
It doesn't really matter anyway.
What is found in Jumanji stays in Jumanji.

Sings a song of cooperation to Comte


Sorry, couldn't resist.

Such nice lyrics.
Mind if I put them into song?

Songs I will Sing: 1d100 ⇒ 47

Tip Toe

There is a song there.
Shall I sing it?

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You have to forgive IHIYC.
He is an Aussie now and sometimes Beer and Bear sound the same.

This perhaps?

Looks like it was part of a package. If you go to the right and scroll down to #9 you will see the video.

Let It Go

India Menzel

That,s funny, so do I.

This is Comte de Malodor we are talking about, who knows his depravity?
Of course knowing him, his mother may not have let him anywhere near it.

That is tomorrow, today it is the talent contest.

Let be warm up.
La La La La La

Tell me how many you really really want: 1d100 ⇒ 60

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