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RRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR RRAWWRRR*
*Don't know why I agreed to this, but here is the bag of gems I was caring for.
The Count asked me to give them to you.

Leaves the clinic.


RRRRAAAAWWWRRRR*

*No pummeling the bears!


RRRAAAWWWRRR*

*He's my boyfriend.

RAAAWWRRRRR!*

*The next poster is jealous.


Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:
Are things getting dire?

RRRAAAHHHHRRRR!!*

*Yep!


RRRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHHRRRRR


RRAAAWWWHHHRRR!!!*

*Dibs on the oyster meat.


...RRRAAAAWWWHHHHRRRR! :(


1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
2d4 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2) + 2 = 5
3d4 + 3 ⇒ (3, 1, 1) + 3 = 8
4d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 2, 3, 1) + 4 = 14
5d4 + 5 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 3, 2) + 5 = 16


RRRAAAWWWWHHHRRR!


RAAAWWWHHRRR!!!*

*"George is my friend."


*Bear grows to full size. Ready to attack if the fins get too close.*

Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16 Nom: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Slash 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34 Slice: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 5) + 10 = 20
Slash 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20 N'Dice: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2) + 10 = 16


RAAAAAWWWRRR
RAAAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR
RAAAAAWWWHHHRRR*

*Stalk and kill a bear
Never going to happen
Because the nose knows.


RRAAHHRRRR!

Right Claw: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 25 Right Slash: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 6) + 10 = 20
Left Claw: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33 Left Slash: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 2) + 10 = 17
Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 3, 4, 5) + 10 = 27
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30 Nice and Chewy: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15


Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34 Slice: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 3) + 10 = 14
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18 Dice: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 6) + 10 = 19
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22 Nom Nom: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 6, 3, 3) + 10 = 27


RRAAAWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!

Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20 Hack: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 1) + 10 = 16
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35 Slash: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14
Roll to Confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31 Confirmed: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 4) + 10 = 16
Rend?: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 6, 4, 1) + 10 = 24
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31 Chomp: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11


RRRRRAAAAHHHHRRRRR!!!!*

*Don't worry about it. Safety Bear can't really do anything.


RRRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2) + 10 = 16
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Rend?: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 5, 2, 3) + 10 = 21


RRRAAAWWWRRRR???


On Lookout: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28


Bear assists: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25

*Starts drooling as she smells boiled crab and is a little distracted.*


Will Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10


RRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHRRRR!!!!*

*Banned for associating with GT.


RRRAAWWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!
Going after the goon that has Alick in the net.

Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18

Slash 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 6) + 10 = 17
Slash 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 4) + 10 = 16
Nom Nom: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 4) + 10 = 25


RRRAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR!!!!

Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29
Rip 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14

Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
Rip 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14

Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Gnaw: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 3) + 10 = 19


RRRAAAWWWHHHRRRRRR!!!

[Translation: Tagalong!]


Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:

* turns around and sticks tongue out at Alissa's Bear *

Grrawr Rawr Roar Grrr

(Translation: Hey I know what to do to get the best treats.)

*Peaks out from normal resting place.*

RRRAAWWWHHHRRR???
[Translation: Do you?]


RRRRAAAWWWWHHHRRRR!

*Translation: Suckup*


RRRRRAAAWWWHHHRRRR!


RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!


*Lets out a mighty Roar.*
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Will Save vs Intimidate DC: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (6) + 20 = 26


Next Victim: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29
Once More With Feeling: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34
Going For It: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
First Claw: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14
Second Claw: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19
Gnashy Time: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 1, 4, 3) + 10 = 22


Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 25
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16
Bite: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Shred 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15
Shred 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 5) + 10 = 17
Gnaw: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Rend: 4d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 3, 4, 4) + 10 = 26


RAAAWWWHHHHRRRR!

RRRRRRAAAWWWHHHHHRRRRRR?


RRAAWWWHHHRRR!!!

Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27
Shread 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 3) + 10 = 17

Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34
Shread 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19

Bite: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
NomNom: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

1000 lb Ball of Furry Fury: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Splat: 3d6 + 20 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) + 20 = 29


RAAWWWWRRRRR!!!

The Claw: 1d20 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 12 + 5 = 20 Rip: 2d6 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (5, 6) + 12 + 5 = 28
The Other Claw: 1d20 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 12 + 5 = 31 Shread: 2d6 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (4, 5) + 12 + 5 = 26
Bite: 1d20 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 10 + 5 = 32 Gnash: 1d6 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 5 = 21
If Both Claws Hit: 4d6 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (2, 3, 5, 2) + 12 + 5 = 29


Scent: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31


*Whack BL out of the winner's circle.*


Survival: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (15) + 25 = 40


rrraahhhrr


Burp


Reflex Save: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26


*Goes over to protect his friend.*
Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12


No damage.


Charge Attack: 1d20 + 2 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 2 + 9 = 28
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8


RRAAAAHHHWWWRRR!!

Full Attack next Horc
Bite: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Confirm Bite: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20
Claw 1: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31
Claw 2: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Tear: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Tear Crit: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Slash 1: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Slash 2: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Rend: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 3) + 10 = 15


RAAHHHRRR!

*Grabs Tbashtri by his sleeve and drags him back to AM H.*

Charges the nearest Horc - First Claw: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 12 + 2 = 27
Second Claw: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 12 + 2 = 34
Confirm Critical: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Frist Claw: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Second Claw: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 3) + 10 = 16
Rend: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 5) + 10 = 21


RAAAWWWWHHHRRRR!


RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRR!!!!!*

*GoatToucher is banned for killing a relative to make a throw rug.


RRRRAAAAHHHHRRRRRRRR.*

*I eat dogs as a midnight snack.


1 hit 8 damage

Full On Bestial: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Full On Bestial: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Full On Bestial: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

Claw: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Claw: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Bite: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

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