Kat's Eye's page

Regret to announce the death of my daughter, Dusty, of old age at 18 years and 10 months.
She got the cuteness gene from her mother instead of the longevity gene from me.

It may taste good, but it is the side effects I'm leery of.
That is why I try to avoid it.

Still waiting for my breakfast.

If she doesn't show up, I can take you home with ne.

Keep deluding yourself.
But ask yourself who is a mass of scar tissue, and who has a beautiful pristine body?

Ah the mangy Cluny.
Still haven't gotten that eye I ate replace yet, I see.
But you don't.
HA HA HA.

Breakfast has arrived!

Did someone ask for kitteneses?

Mighty Mouse

You bet your sweet [REDACTED] I am.
Ever since [REDACTED]

The next poster is blue.

Fleas have owls?

Owls?

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Batman mistook IHIYK for the Joker and hauled him off to Arkham Asylum.

???

Starts chewing on Fish-Malkovich's leg

I love Fish Sticks.

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
Phillip Gastone was being lectured by Batman about etiquette.

I like catnip that tastes like wintergreen.

Mice: 1d39 ⇒ 7

YawarFiesta always sleeps on the job.

Eyes Collected: 1d20 ⇒ 13

Get what?

The next poster will provide me with a fresh fish every day for the next year.

Inverse ratio to the number of mice available vs how hungry I am. : 1d100 ⇒ 21

What makes you think it's alive?

One of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

*Comes out of the giant ant nest.
I think you misinterpreted what you saw. I lured your puppy into the the nest by pretending to be afraid of it.
Although if I must be honest, the ants in there were a little bigger than I thought they would be.

Nothing for cats? I see how it is.

Brings sign out of nowhere (ala Looney Tunes)

Trader Slick hates cats.

I am starting a protest and asking everyone to boycott this establishment.

Nothing much, just Schism, Vampire Schism, Schism Hag and Schism Spice having a conversation earlier.

Oh, and me winning.

Nothing funny about Vid's beard.

IHIYC is banned for rooting for the trolls from the sidelines, instead of helping them.

KahnyaGnorc was last seen at the house of a certain political contributor having his [censor]Redacted[/censor].

By patience, he means waiting a couple of hours at the hair-dresser while they wash it.

Poog is banned for wearing clothes covered in hairballs.

*gags on hairball*

Wasn't mine. I deposit all of mine in Poog's laundry basket.

It was only on during my nap time, so I never saw it.

You don't look much like a cat to me.

Eye am!

Panther Flauclaws never uses a litterbox.

Mice to play with.: 1d100 ⇒ 26

Cat's Aye - High seas adventure with Captain Kit.

Isn't that a film starring a koala in a tuxedo?

Isn't that the one where Kwicky Koala was trying blend in with the penguins while stranded in Antarctica?

*Yawn*
What a nice cat nap.
Oh, how did I get in the back of the line?

I am a direct descendant of the great Puss-In-Boots.

The next poster wants to be reincarnated as a parrot.

What, you never once ate a mouseburger with cheese?

Lunch Time!

Pounces on The Game Hamster.

Filled with my finest hairball hacks, thank you very much.

Lunch is served. And some reading material to boot.

I went as a mouse trap.

The next poster likes a weird food.

Pulg waxes his scalp.

The inspiration for all the creepy clowns across America.

Mr. Too much lighter fluid.