Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

Hmm. If furry underpants are coming back into fashion, I have good reason to be worried.

[Schism Hag]

The way your hair grows back, you could supply the whole industry for months until the fad goes away.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

If you're the referring to the tigermen, they're catfolk with striped fur.

Spoiler:

Hold on, how come I'm alive again, when GT's Sousaphone Monster still lives itself?!

[Pulg]

I was referring to He-Man's reeky breekies.

[The Disney Villain Council]

*Half of the worlds have been constructed, with some Gummi Ships lost in the process.*

*As the remaining half is being made, magic is used to "activate" the completed ones.*

[The when]

Wait a second. When did furry briefs go out of style?

[John the Rat]

Poofs in with a cloud of smoke
*squeaks*

[Pulg]

The when wrote:

Wait a second. When did furry briefs go out of style?

Never, so long as Manowar keep touring.

[Skeletor,Master of the Universe]

Pulg wrote:

I was referring to He-Man's reeky breekies.

Yes, why he has that particular attire when he transforms is most perplexing.

If he can alter his appearance, then he should really try some new threads like I do!

[The when]

There was a remake where He-Man wore long pants. In the nineties, I think.

[Pulg]

THE MOST POWERFUL PANTS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

[Skeletor,Master of the Universe]

The when wrote:

There was a remake where He-Man wore long pants. In the nineties, I think.

Twas indeed the nineties, as I was able to finally wear my "Discs of Doom" outfit.

Although I do wonder if the red contact lenses were too much.

[Fish-Malkovich]

John the Rat wrote:

Poofs in with a cloud of smoke

*squeaks*

*Pokes John the Rat, firmly yet gently,to see if it's really him.*

What are you doing here?

[Pulg]

Skeletor,Master of the Universe wrote:

The when wrote:

There was a remake where He-Man wore long pants. In the nineties, I think.

Twas indeed the nineties, as I was able to finally wear my "Discs of Doom" outfit.

Although I do wonder if the red contact lenses were too much.

Why do you need contact lenses? You don't have any eyes!

[Skeletor,Master of the Universe]

Pulg wrote:

Skeletor,Master of the Universe wrote:

The when wrote:

There was a remake where He-Man wore long pants. In the nineties, I think.

Twas indeed the nineties, as I was able to finally wear my "Discs of Doom" outfit.

Although I do wonder if the red contact lenses were too much.

Why do you need contact lenses? You don't have any eyes!

I did in the nineties! >:-D

[John the Rat]

Fish-Malkovich wrote:

John the Rat wrote:

Poofs in with a cloud of smoke

*squeaks*

*Pokes John the Rat, firmly yet gently,to see if it's really him.*

What are you doing here?

*squeaks*

Tries to flail about while starting to float in the air, and poofs away in another cloud of smoke

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Puts down the the GoatToucher brand hookah I was smoking from.*

I think that I'll just go lay down for a bit!

[The when]

The sound of Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” wafts in on the hifi.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Finishes preparing the castle ready for Skeletor's arrival.*

Daughter, have you finished with the buffet yet?

*Meanwhile, someone goes near the dragon fruit tree, much to their error.*

[Comte de Malodor]

OK. Those look very much like fruit to me. Roughly spherical, pendulous, and covered with fine hairs - couldn't be anything else!

[Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree]

*As Comte de Malodor goes to touch one of the "fruits", its eyes open and it tries to bite him! With a screeching roar, the other heads wake up and begin hissing menacingly as smoke starts appearing from their mouths.*

*Immediately, Comte de Malodor performs a tactical withdrawal post haste, but the "tree" slowly uproots itself and begins lumbering after him attempting bite him and set him alight with its firey breath.*

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Falls asleep on a nearby lounge chair, and starts snoring loudly.*

*Someone then steals - and uses - his GoatToucher brand hookah.*

[Dr Pirate]

Arh, not quite the enema pipe I was hoping for, but it'll have to do.

[Charles Scholz]

Yes father.

For appetizers I have:
Pig’s Blood Cakes
Blodplättar

For Soup, I have:
Pig’s Blood Curd Soup
Tiết Canh
Papas De Sarrabulho

For the entrée I have:
Blood Sausages
Jadoh Snam
Arroz de Cabidela
Coq au Vin
Sangre Encebollada
Dinuguan

To Drink, I have:
Blood Milk
Snake’s blood wine

For dessert I have:
Black Pudding
Pig Blood Ice Cream
Sanguinaccio Dolce

[Vampire Schism]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Daughter, have you finished with the buffet yet?

Blast! Wrong alias

Yes father.

For appetizers I have:
Pig’s Blood Cakes
Blodplättar

For Soup, I have:
Pig’s Blood Curd Soup
Tiết Canh
Papas De Sarrabulho

For the entrée I have:
Blood Sausages
Jadoh Snam
Arroz de Cabidela
Coq au Vin
Sangre Encebollada
Dinuguan

To Drink, I have:
Blood Milk
Snake’s blood wine

For dessert I have:
Black Pudding
Pig Blood Ice Cream
Sanguinaccio Dolce

[The when]

And spam.

[The Art of Warthogs]

I find all this most offensive.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Vampire Schism wrote:

Blast! Wrong alias

Don't worry, happens to all of us.

Vampire Schism wrote:

Yes father.

For appetizers I have:
Pig’s Blood Cakes
Blodplättar

For Soup, I have:
Pig’s Blood Curd Soup
Tiết Canh
Papas De Sarrabulho

For the entrée I have:
Blood Sausages
Jadoh Snam
Arroz de Cabidela
Coq au Vin
Sangre Encebollada
Dinuguan

To Drink, I have:
Blood Milk
Snake’s blood wine

For dessert I have:
Black Pudding
Pig Blood Ice Cream
Sanguinaccio Dolce

A fine selection indeed! You have done well!

[Fish-Malkovich]

The Art of Warthogs wrote:

I find all this most offensive.

No offence, but you find everything offensive!

[Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree]

*Continues to chase after Comte de Malodor*

*Becomes more reliant on fire breathing.*

[Comte de Malodor]

Help, help, I'm being chased by a fire-breathing tree!

[Dowager Comtesse de Malodor]

For the last time, Alphonse, keep OUT of Grandpa's box of pills.

[The when]

*Tastes some of Reiner’s dragon head fruit.*

“Mmm. Spicy.”

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:

For the last time, Alphonse, keep OUT of Grandpa's box of pills.

I'm afraid that the tree is all too real...

Still, Comte de Malodor had to be out of his mind to go near it!

And now we know why.

[Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree]

The when wrote:

*Tastes some of Reiner’s dragon head fruit.*

“Mmm. Spicy.”

*Yelps in pain at having one of its heads biten off.*

*Angrily snaps at The when, as head grows back.*

[Bumptious Wazzock]

*While all those shenanigans are going on, is still in GoatToucher's workroom waiting in fearful trepidation.*

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

*Periodically, appears in the background.*

*Singing songs and playing musical instruments.*

[Comte de Malodor]

Phew. That's better. I knew bicarbonate of soda would sort me out eventually.

Now, you there with the keytar and ocarina. How do you fancy a job as a high-explosive 552mm artillery round?

[Fairy Musicians' Union Official]

Double time if you want to fire one of our members out of a cannon.

[Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree]

*Catches up to Comte de Malodor and sets his trousers on fire.*

*Smugly lumbers off, back to the greenhouse.*

[GoatToucher]

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

*While all those shenanigans are going on, is still in GoatToucher's workroom waiting in fearful trepidation.*

:Jambi pulls in a 32' tube television on a cart, plugs it in, and plays a VHS tape of Neil Gaiman's Masterclass on storytelling:

:you are unsure of how this recent production is on VHS:

:Jambi shows you a note on monogrammed paper:

Develop. A. Theme.

GT

[Comte de Malodor]

Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree wrote:

*Catches up to Comte de Malodor and sets his trousers on fire.*

*Smugly lumbers off, back to the greenhouse.*

Sergeant, let's not waste this opportunity. Stuff the Duke of Huzzah-rd into the howitzer, light the slow-match from the seat of my britches, then we'll see if we can't put him right in the middle of that platoon of pit fiends over there.

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

*Goes by sining "Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side" with Pulg and Schism in the lead roles.*

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Dukes of HUZZAH-RD! wrote:

*Goes by singing "Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side" with Pulg and Schism in the lead roles.*

I am really grateful there's more than one way to edit posts.

GoatToucher wrote:

:Jambi pulls in a 32' tube television on a cart, plugs it in, and plays a VHS tape of Neil Gaiman's Masterclass on storytelling:

:you are unsure of how this recent production is on VHS:

:Jambi shows you a note on monogrammed paper:

Develop. A. Theme.

GT

*While making a pitiful attempt to develop a theme, the suffering gland that was eaten finally takes effect, a terrible and excruciating pain erupts from Bumptious Wazzock splitting his lower body in half.*

[GoatToucher]

:jingling of bells:

Hear that, Jambi? Every time a bell rings a non-biological extraplanar entity goes through an agonizing process to develop an anus!

[Pulg]

It a go bun (give me the music, make me jump and prance)
It a go dung, ya know? (Give me the music, make me rockin' at the dance)

[Pulg's Wives]

If that's what you're going to do, Pulg, make sure it lands in the bucket this time.

[Skeletor,Master of the Universe]

*Arrives at a magnificent and horrifying castle, bumbling henchmen in tow.*

Here we are, Castle Heydrich, at long last! Come on, you brainless buffoons!

*Strides towards the gates, proud and confident, reaches the gates and looks up (in respectful awe) at how far the castle stretches upwards into the sky. As the henchmen collapse on the ground near by, Skeletor raises his Havoc Staff and calls out to Count Reiner Heydrich (unafraid of the vampire lord or his host of horrific minions).*

I am here, Count Reiner Heydrich, open the gates to allow my entry!

*The gates open up and Skeletor walks through, with the henchmen entering at a slower pace.*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Ah, Skeletor, welcome to my humble abode! Please make yourself comfortable.

*Snaps fingers, summoning the staff, seats and tables are immediately set.*

You must be tired after your journey, we can discuss business later.

*Calls out to Vampire Schism.*

Daughter, grab some refreshments, if you please!

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Sorry to interrupt, but can anyone tell me how I came back to life?!