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3,015 posts. Alias of Limeylongears.


Full Name

Pulg

Race

Korvosa All Ages Donkey Sack Slalom

Classes/Levels

GCSE metalwork, Home Economics and Sports Science

Gender

I suppose so

Size

Economy

Age

Woollen

Special Abilities

Able to form simple sentences and wash bottom at the same time

Alignment

South South West

Deity

Bratwurst, toilet paper and prunes, four times a day with a glass of eggnog

Location

Wherever God shines his light

Languages

Foul

Occupation

Hearthrug

Strength 2
Dexterity 2
Constitution 2
Intelligence 2
Wisdom 2
Charisma 2

About Pulg

Born in a bungalow in Tennessee and prime mover in the Tennessee Bungalow Incident that turned 14 US Marshals into singing figs and made sticky outy bellybuttons illegal over 9 counties, Pulg is what happens when a three week old hairball is struck by lightning. His nose is wet, his pelt is silky, his bowels are empty and he makes a noise like HMS Ark Royal firing four brass bands out of its torpedo tubes whenever you prod him with a Barbie Doll. He is married to a brick. He is married to two bricks. Normally, brick bigamy is illegal, but these are London Company No. 7s, and he has a note from his Mum and the Archbishop of Canterbury (not the same person. I think) excusing him from sports so we'll let him off. His hobbies include exploding, moistening cabbage fields from a great height, underage military goose knitting and crown green bowls. He is strongly opposed to the fur trade.