Mother Widow's page

Dreamy Dangler, more like! *Swoon*

Silly girl, you make the man swoon. Before you eat him...

Only from a technical point of view, a bit like the rest of you.

Not only that, but I killed her several millennia ago...

And consumed her soul to deny Khorne one of his favoured worshippers...

*Has decided to turn Lady Blackmoor into a delicious beverage.*

Maybe, this will teach you to respect your elder beings...

Unhand my beloved, you octipedal trollop! No-one gets to do that to THE DIRTY DANGLER except me!

So disrespectful, has your mother not taught you about manners?

*Drops the Dirty Dangler, who lands flat on his front.*

And to think, I thought of you so highly.

*Recoils from giving Lady Blackmoor her gift*

It seems that I must find another to favour.

My beverage is also rather exquisite, too much so for my children.

*Everyone looks at what - or rather who - Mother Widow is drinking...*

Planting eggs in Schism's brain: 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 58 ⇒ (952, 938, 927, 800, 177, 16, 646, 37, 853, 919, 71, 389, 470, 254, 76, 352, 84, 159, 281, 785, 525, 852, 779, 913, 357, 859, 756, 90, 354, 925, 933, 1000, 935, 868, 864, 841, 563, 634, 160, 630, 461, 830, 375, 889, 479, 138, 980, 414, 436, 584, 712, 102, 622, 755, 963, 847, 760, 577, 832, 823, 69, 406, 513, 903, 524, 380, 80, 509, 57, 198, 132, 545, 785, 316, 692, 73, 401, 9, 955, 24, 794, 24, 472, 329, 549, 29, 928, 937, 368, 784, 883, 354, 251, 19, 696, 420, 162, 789, 653, 303) + (606, 896, 391, 395, 234, 140, 122, 872, 807, 998, 517, 866, 797, 987, 782, 387, 958, 175, 510, 900, 904, 267, 928, 263, 800, 626, 107, 812, 93, 748, 417, 515, 80, 11, 739, 425, 966, 587, 892, 163, 535, 839, 607, 199, 438, 990, 669, 539, 605, 501, 895, 341, 893, 838, 356, 265, 751, 909, 887, 729, 842, 699, 569, 230, 161, 156, 390, 909, 136, 387, 703, 485, 283, 214, 75, 797, 27, 740, 466, 643, 366, 626, 344, 238, 914, 181, 515, 341, 750, 137, 673, 664, 268, 376, 632, 676, 951, 727, 403, 469) + (85, 778, 886, 571, 593, 496, 447, 119, 456, 569, 569, 703, 629, 771, 150, 765, 923, 460, 480, 934, 695, 514, 652, 310, 800, 87, 771, 456, 484, 424, 998, 971, 608, 44, 318, 25, 259, 577, 958, 553, 600, 977, 709, 892, 870, 189, 580, 396, 645, 608, 504, 345, 95, 948, 276, 189, 705, 210, 934, 487, 349, 346, 156, 829, 861, 371, 963, 234, 846, 156, 868, 247, 463, 833, 899, 910, 12, 969, 597, 889, 787, 260, 414, 249, 298, 778, 749, 387, 779, 79, 764, 756, 478, 435, 455, 293, 761, 253, 1000, 602) + 58 = 163030

Spin webs: 100d400 + 100d300 ⇒ (87, 106, 110, 225, 194, 169, 93, 284, 159, 311, 213, 7, 256, 283, 389, 9, 351, 31, 327, 250, 49, 58, 71, 273, 295, 363, 241, 349, 307, 238, 152, 320, 71, 383, 179, 131, 297, 168, 243, 122, 162, 312, 399, 134, 182, 259, 256, 208, 207, 256, 56, 297, 146, 163, 109, 91, 131, 230, 132, 26, 195, 358, 89, 125, 375, 313, 330, 36, 261, 215, 147, 53, 168, 220, 21, 214, 82, 152, 175, 41, 97, 32, 190, 303, 298, 213, 320, 346, 386, 254, 5, 84, 12, 293, 30, 85, 124, 12, 296, 229) + (156, 131, 211, 86, 237, 247, 206, 223, 66, 202, 241, 285, 115, 114, 41, 12, 99, 48, 35, 117, 3, 239, 299, 190, 142, 290, 78, 216, 186, 3, 141, 197, 194, 159, 35, 117, 247, 170, 276, 151, 262, 136, 181, 154, 296, 194, 13, 269, 269, 170, 233, 41, 114, 119, 7, 261, 202, 268, 148, 268, 92, 133, 279, 84, 60, 292, 140, 298, 285, 111, 79, 215, 162, 115, 71, 226, 245, 43, 250, 267, 35, 243, 81, 256, 152, 68, 38, 131, 155, 119, 114, 149, 146, 58, 22, 66, 232, 59, 254, 125) = 34859

Hello my dear niece, pray forgive the mind of a Chaos God but your name escapes me...

And please excuse my children, they seek endless nourishment.

*Suddenly, the spiders start acting strangely. Like they're chanting an inaudible song.*

Hush, my children, you will all feast on the prey soon. Very soon...

*A chill runs down everyone's (excluding Schism Hag) spine.*

My webs will cover this world, and you will never grow hungry again.

*The spiders return to what they were doing beforehand (acting like normal spiders).*

Don't worry, my dear children, mother will provide.