Thanks, Count. Parping will commence shortly.
Is Schism swiping left or right?
Toot toottoot toot toottoottoottooot toooooot,
Toot toottoot toot toottoottoottooot toooooot,
Toottoottoot tootely tootle toot, tootely tootle toot tooooooot,
Tootle tootle toottoot toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
I have to see which one looks best on me.
Just any old hat will not do.
Continues loading sleigh while still looking for the best hat.
Seriously Boss?
Orange at Christmas?
Seriously Boss?
Orange at Christmas?
Rightly or wrongly, that's the colour they made the DS-1 Distortion.
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Newly acquired minions, those I have gained from Skeletor, I hope you are enjoying your new living quarters. Now, we'll be taking a holiday break but don't get sloppy, focus on keeping the castle and the mansion clean and free from all vermin (my daughter, whose care I've placed you all in, will inform you what they are). Then, come the new year, we start afresh with my evil plans (whatever they may be). For now, get decorating for Christmas!
Group A - The moat around the castle needs to be more deadly, some new moat monsters should do it.
Group B - The mansion needs more cobwebs. Go capture a dozen large spiders in the Black Forest and bring them back.
Group C - Too many people have been successfully navigating the Hedge Maze unscathed, put in more traps.
Group D - You will be held in reserve.
Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:
1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.
2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia?
1 - Do you want more or less vermin?
2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.|
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Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:
1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.
2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia?
1 - Do you want more or less vermin?
2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.
1.Less vermin. But the kind that we consider "vermin".
2. We don't have Christmas Elves, not in our contract.
Group D - The left side start exterminating the bad vermin. (Shows them pictures of what to eliminate.)
The right side go to Castle Heydrich and start decorating it for Christmas.
Hold on. That picture seems to suggest that accordion players are vermin.
So you can trap tiny creatures (playing accordions) in little spheres, then make them fight? Interesting...
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Too young, come back in 100 years.
Yes.
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Why do you have a fish in a bowl?
So, a sea monster that swims around as a fish until someone takes the time to catch it, taking it out of the water.
Only then does it get angry and grows in size and attacks people.
What kind of lazy ass moat monster is that?
Just for that, you five get to dig the moat expansion.
Try not to get eaten while you are doing it.
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Too young, come back in 100 years.
Yes.
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Why do you have a fish in a bowl?
So, a sea monster that swims around as a fish until someone takes the time to catch it, taking it out of the water.
Only then does it get angry and grows in size and attacks people.
What kind of lazy ass moat monster is that?
Just for that, you five get to dig the moat expansion.
Try not to get eaten while you are doing it.
Excuse me, but I'd like my pet back please.
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Sorry about that.
I do hope you and your pet will forgive the minions for stealing her.
Good help is hard to find.
Yes you are.
So why aren't you killing the vermin like you are suppose to be doing?
Because I am presently accompanying Borvil, who is dressed up (and acting) as a flamenco dancer, and she's currently using him as a pair of castanets.
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I said the castle, not the inhabitants!
Starts knocking a few heads together.
Insulation, perhaps? We need all the help we can get, energy prices being what they are.
Not everything is photo synthetic.
I thought your healthy orange glow was thanks to a very large quantity of slightly radioactive foundation.
You really pale, you need more sun, get strong like me!
*Tries to gently tussle Vampire Schism's hair, but is a bit rough.*
I like my paleness.
Throws Orange Hulk across room for daring to touch me.
If Schism is anything like BEANS, the answer to that question is a very emphatic YES.
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Ah! Cher's bottom!
I have been keeping an eye on things.
Almost everything is on schedule.
The only thing we still need is a 40 foot tree for the front hall, but since I have to keep watch over the minions I have not been able to look for one.
Make sure it is a type of fir or spruce tree.
No other type is acceptable.