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*Zaps Pulg into a smouldering pile of ashes.*

No-one demands payment from Skeletor!

*As Pulg restores himself, Count Reiner Heydrich pays the full amount.*

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Schism, stop swiping the elves' hats and help load the sleigh!


Thanks, Count. Parping will commence shortly.

Is Schism swiping left or right?


Toot toottoot toot toottoottoottooot toooooot,
Toot toottoot toot toottoottoottooot toooooot,
Toottoottoot tootely tootle toot, tootely tootle toot tooooooot,
Tootle tootle toottoot toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

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The when joins in with the triangle part. It is really quite good, the snake’s guts fail to roil. At least not enough to yark it up.

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Pulg wrote:
Thanks, Count. Parping will commence shortly.

You're welcome Pulg, just remember to take Skeletor seriously, he's not the comical being he once was (granted, he does have a great sense of humour). He's very much a malevolent genius, thanks in part to GoatToucher.

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Pulg wrote:
Is Schism swiping left or right?

Left, right, centre, forwards, backwards and every other way you can think of!


I have to see which one looks best on me.
Just any old hat will not do.

Continues loading sleigh while still looking for the best hat.

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*Gift wraps Schism's head (whilst providing her with eye holes and breathing holes).*

Try that... should help with getting you to focus on your task.


Seriously Boss?
Orange at Christmas?

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Out of blue wrapping paper and this was the only colour that goes with pink ribbons.


Schism wrote:

Seriously Boss?

Orange at Christmas?

Rightly or wrongly, that's the colour they made the DS-1 Distortion.

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I always thought that the colour they used for the DS-1 Distortion was yellow.

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Newly acquired minions, those I have gained from Skeletor, I hope you are enjoying your new living quarters. Now, we'll be taking a holiday break but don't get sloppy, focus on keeping the castle and the mansion clean and free from all vermin (my daughter, whose care I've placed you all in, will inform you what they are). Then, come the new year, we start afresh with my evil plans (whatever they may be). For now, get decorating for Christmas!


Group A - The moat around the castle needs to be more deadly, some new moat monsters should do it.
Group B - The mansion needs more cobwebs. Go capture a dozen large spiders in the Black Forest and bring them back.
Group C - Too many people have been successfully navigating the Hedge Maze unscathed, put in more traps.
Group D - You will be held in reserve.

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Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:

1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.

2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia?

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*Uses flame breath to light the fireplaces and candles.*


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:

1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.

2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia?

1 - Do you want more or less vermin?

2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.

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Vampire Schism wrote:
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:

1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.

2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia?

1 - Do you want more or less vermin?

2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.

1.Less vermin. But the kind that we consider "vermin".

2. We don't have Christmas Elves, not in our contract.


Group D - The left side start exterminating the bad vermin. (Shows them pictures of what to eliminate.)

The right side go to Castle Heydrich and start decorating it for Christmas.


Hold on. That picture seems to suggest that accordion players are vermin.

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If one pays close attention, the pictures show the vermin are in fact Pokémon.

Spoiler:
The fact that they are all playing accordions is completely coincidental.


So you can trap tiny creatures (playing accordions) in little spheres, then make them fight? Interesting...

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Squack-boxachee! Go!


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Inspects the moat monsters Group A brings back.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Too young, come back in 100 years.
Yes.
...
Why do you have a fish in a bowl?
Listens
So, a sea monster that swims around as a fish until someone takes the time to catch it, taking it out of the water.
Only then does it get angry and grows in size and attacks people.
What kind of lazy ass moat monster is that?
REJECTED
Just for that, you five get to dig the moat expansion.
Try not to get eaten while you are doing it.

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Vampire Schism wrote:

Inspects the moat monsters Group A brings back.

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Too young, come back in 100 years.
Yes.
...
Why do you have a fish in a bowl?
Listens
So, a sea monster that swims around as a fish until someone takes the time to catch it, taking it out of the water.
Only then does it get angry and grows in size and attacks people.
What kind of lazy ass moat monster is that?
REJECTED
Just for that, you five get to dig the moat expansion.
Try not to get eaten while you are doing it.

Excuse me, but I'd like my pet back please.


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Sorry about that.
I do hope you and your pet will forgive the minions for stealing her.
Good help is hard to find.

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Not our fault, Beast Man is in Group D!


Yes you are.
So why aren't you killing the vermin like you are suppose to be doing?


Because I am presently accompanying Borvil, who is dressed up (and acting) as a flamenco dancer, and she's currently using him as a pair of castanets.

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At least the castle is being decorated for Christmas without any trouble.

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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
At least the castle is being decorated for Christmas without any trouble.

Help, help! The tinssssel hasss gotten me in a tangle!

*Gets more wrapped up in the tinsel and promptly falls over.*

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*Gets decorated like a Christmas tree, whilst sleeping.*

*Wakes up and get very angry and vengeful, heads ready to breathe fire.*


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I said the castle, not the inhabitants!
Starts knocking a few heads together.

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See, this is what I was talking about, those bungling morons are good for nothing!


Insulation, perhaps? We need all the help we can get, energy prices being what they are.

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Orange Hulk not have that problem, me use sunlight!

When day bright, Orange Hulk gets strong!


Not everything is photo synthetic.

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You really pale, you need more sun, get strong like me!

*Tries to gently tussle Vampire Schism's hair, but is a bit rough.*


I thought your healthy orange glow was thanks to a very large quantity of slightly radioactive foundation.

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Yes, radioactive foundation, specifically solar radiation.

Hence why me sometimes called Solar Hulk.


Orange Hulk wrote:

You really pale, you need more sun, get strong like me!

*Tries to gently tussle Vampire Schism's hair, but is a bit rough.*

I like my paleness.

Throws Orange Hulk across room for daring to touch me.

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*Is very surprised and confused about what just happened.*

You very strong, me not even angry for being thrown across room.

*Gets up, and roughly dusts self down.*

Do you use sunlight to get strong too?


If Schism is anything like BEANS, the answer to that question is a very emphatic YES.

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Vampire Schism gets her powers from a bright, glowing orb that’s much better than the sun.


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Ah! Cher's bottom!

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Now, now, everyone let us not sink to deplorable discussions.

We must finish decorating for Christmas!


I have been keeping an eye on things.
Almost everything is on schedule.
The only thing we still need is a 40 foot tree for the front hall, but since I have to keep watch over the minions I have not been able to look for one.

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Me go look for Christmas tree, find really big one!

*Goes outside to find a magnificent, 40 foot tree.*


Make sure it is a type of fir or spruce tree.
No other type is acceptable.

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