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Just one nixie, that’s all you really need.

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Yup, everybody wants them flamin’ trousers.

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Fish-Malkovich wrote:
*Provides gallons and gallons of flammable liquid to help with the burning.*

You used up your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil. Now what will you do?

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Bugs on the water!
They swarmin’ in the sky.

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I’ll just have to check out. Anytime I like…

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Posting for profit, posting for fun. Keep on posting here till the job is done.

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Comte de Malodor wrote:
I say, that's new!

So you’ve never axed a question, and had someone spear you the details?

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
...Particle Maaaaan.

There is a reality where there are no closets. People just throw their stuff in the corner.

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No one notices.

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The when is then, but the when is now too.

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And even if you could, it would be more like splatting, with that implement.

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
The when wrote:
Cause mash.

Don't mind if I do!!!

*mashes The when with an oversized croquet-mallet*

Silly, can’t mash the when.

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When cares.

‘Cause mash.

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Mr. Grinch begins his career as a car salesman…

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The when spends a brief, but pleasant time imagining a sardine sized Fish-Malkovich being chased down and eaten by a penguin.

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The rain won’t refrain.
See it run down the drain.
I once knew a kid named Zane.
Which has nothing to do with rain.
As I needn't explain .
You figured it out with your own brain.
While standing on one leg, like a crane.

Ahem.
Like that Karate Kid did.

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Tippecanoe and Tyler too.

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And now! All say: PENGUIN!

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Fish-Malkovich wrote:

Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.

I personally ask to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.

There, fixed that for you.

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Or some ChickenToucher fried goat. Yummy!

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Wasn’t custard powder, it was Glitter of Cher.

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(-)

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There will be milk.

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Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Owls well that ends well.

Man, you guys are a hoot.

Who?

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I’ve got Milk-Milkovic and Fish-Fishkovich on it.

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Mechanical Efficiency quickly grows tired of smashing lemons and takes a break. Leaving R2-FU to juice on alone.

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*Brandishes curling iron.*

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Nuh uh. No its being gone at around here.

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Mikdrop Walkov wrote:
There's only one thing left for you to do...

Take a banjo and stuff it in a shoe?

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*Shines in the night sky like the sun, so the revolution never rests. Meanwhile, Revolution 9 by the Beatles is on repeat.*

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Dedrick, The Professor wrote:

My case in point, why would I reprogram R2-FU to do that to my washing machine?

Wait a minute, I use the local launderette like everyone else, I don't have a washing machine!

No one suggested that you programmed anything.

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GT's Gothic Fairy Sousaphones wrote:

...

...FHOOMPH...

A FHOOMPH and a shout, and all the things slip a little more sideways.

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Oh, yeah. They’re revolting alright.

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The Beast was hungry. Now is not. Seems to be getting along just fine without help…

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*Adds mustard.*

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How about if we write it with mustard?

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This is CHAOS! ,THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL!

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*Agreeably uses tar to stick the dentures to Dedrick*

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Try to tynche with the zhythm, it’ll work much dhetter.

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One, two, three, four,FIVE, six, seven, eight, nine, Teeeen!

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Won’t work. The when is also where. (That’s right, there. But also here.)

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Poomf, indeed.

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Why?

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Who?

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Lot wrote:
*eats The when*

When?

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Ah yes. The used camel, Lot.

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Dibs on the spleen!

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Should I post here tonight?

Nah, think I’ll let it slide…

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Doktor House is in the haus, wut, wut!

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*Sits down at a massive, demonic pipe organ and begins to play. Ironically, the organ is situated in Oregon.*

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