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No Cow-ntry for Old Milk.

Scarab Sages

Milk.

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So many things I could say, but I choose not to, I think I’m just a little bit too classy.

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(-)

Dataphiles

*stares silently back*

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Starts poking R2-FU, out of silent curiosity. Meanwhile Dedrick, is battling his “washing machine”.

Dataphiles

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...*VVVOOOORP!!!*

*blows an enormous laser-hole straight through The Beast of London's chest*

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*Peers through the hole in The Beast of London's chest.*

Anybody up for a round of golf?

*Chuckles to himself, then has a sip from his glass of lemonade.*

SPIFFFF!

*Then, immediately spits it out in disgust.*

Okay, just who put custard powder in my lemonade!?


It was Cher.

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Wasn’t custard powder, it was Glitter of Cher.

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No guys, we used the Glitter of Cher to “redecorate” The Dirty Dangler’s house.

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Don't forget these!
*tosses out several bushels of dried apricots*


Fish-Malkovich wrote:
No guys, we used the Glitter of Cher to “redecorate” The Dirty Dangler’s house.

Derek, couldn't we have got some Parton Scrapings instead?

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*DING-DING!*

*speedily delivers a 'Parton Parcel'*

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Do you also deliver takeaways, R2-FU? I was thinking about ordering something from GFC (GoatToucher Fried Chicken).

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Or some ChickenToucher fried goat. Yummy!


Just don't enquire too closely as to what he fries it in.

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Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.

I personally ask it to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.

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Fish-Malkovich wrote:

Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.

I personally ask to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.

There, fixed that for you.

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*Has been continuing with the ritual for a while now.*


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Fish-Malkovich wrote:

Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.

I personally ask it to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.

As found in McTouchers, Goater King, Five Goats, Goatdys, Toucho Bell, White Goatle, and Ken Touchy's Traumatised Chicken.

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Pulg wrote:
As found in McTouchers, Goater King, Five Goats, Goatdys, Toucho Bell, White Goatle, and Ken Touchy's Traumatised Chicken.

And all of them can be found at every GoatToucher brand strip mall.

Dataphiles

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*JINGJINGJINGJINGJING!!!!!*

*begins zooming around like a pinball*

*some meal orders may incidentally be delivered*

Scarab Sages

I ordered GoatToucher-Brand steaks AND sneakers, if only to see what the fuss was about.

Who'd have guessed they were one and the same product?

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To be fair, if you want to buy a new tuxedo, just order a GoatToucher brand super XL cod fillet.

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And now! All say: PENGUIN!

Scarab Sages

PENGUIN...!

Scarab Sages

PENGUIN...!!

Dark Archive

PENGUIN...!!!

Liberty's Edge

PENGUIN...!!!!

Acquisitives

...AM TARDIGRADE!!!!!

...WHAT?

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*attempts to taiko-drum upon penguins*

WHUMP!*squawk!*-WHUMP!*crunch!*-WHUMP!*eep!*-WHUMP!*squeak!*-WHUMP!*urrrhhk!*-WHUMP!*wernkkk!*

*clatter...!*


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Noot noot, beskibbidydoot debop debootüt.

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*Has somehow been transformed into a penguin by the next poster.*

*Waddles around aimlessly and awkwardly, looking for a nice juicy fish.*

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Tippecanoe and Tyler too.

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