*The lead Duke of HUZZAH-RD is pulled out by the other Dukes.*
*Moves on to do something else to be a nuisance to everyone.*
*Removes gags, continues to be a public nuisance to everyone.*
*Joins in with the song, singing loudly and off key, annoying ChuChu and the Pulgettes.*
*Goes by sining "Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side" with Pulg and Schism in the lead roles.*
*Periodically, appears in the background.*
*Singing songs and playing musical instruments.*
*Comes back from being in the woods, blood stained and exhausted, yet happy.*
We have returned from our hunting trip, and present our great bounty!
*Drops to the ground, large sacks containing dead teddies and pelts.*
Fur coats, bearskin rugs and taxidermy for all!
Huzzah, Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
*Goes into the woods, armed with shotguns, machetes and nets.*
*Starts singing an alternate (and unpleasant) version of Teddy Bears Picnic.*
*Steals them too.*
No music instrument is safe from the deft hands of the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!
*Appears from out of nowhere (via through the front door).*
*Steals the entire Yamaha DX7 equipment.*
*Promptly leaves (again, via the front door).*
*Starts marching in and out of the Malodor household...*
Indeed, for it is lodged into your head!
We, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD, will not rest until Pulg's Wives are safe and free!
It is but a most unfortunate circumstance that Pulg himself cares very little!
The next poster will figure out why the British Teletubbies want American money...
After, the next poster puts cotton buds in their aching ears.
A plague of anti0-vaxxers.
A _____ of frogzards.
*Continues to make an endless cacophony of annoying sound.*
NobodysHome wrote: ...TOO quiet... *Loud, celebration noises (very loud).*
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
*This is repeated over and over at infinitum.*
*Steals instruments from Pulg and his fairy bands. Then proceeds to march around the thread, playing music incessantly and stopping by people's homes to further annoy them with the tunes, only to get louder and worse the more people shout and hurl rotten produce/bricks.*
*Performs a series of bellows, chants, howling and singing (annoying everyone).*
*Does so at infinitum, even when they run out of breath.*
*Everyone is able to appreciate the silence (especially the demon summoned).*
*Throws a volley of rotten tomatoes at Pulg.*
*In a snarky voice.* Ahhh, SHUT UP!
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*Sings praise to Impus Major.*
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
*Starts singing the aforementioned song, causing everyone's ears to bleed.*
*In an annoyed tone of voice* Come on everyone, our singing is not that bad!
*Continues singing, making the situation even more worse than it is.*
Pulg wrote: Well, while you try to recall that info, for your support, I am thrilled to announce THE CHER BEARS, an affectionate tribute to Cher, by some bears. And there we were, thinking that our name was a terrible pun!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Shouts of encouragement to Schism as she helps around the cave: 30d40 + 40d30 + 50d50 + 180 ⇒ (5, 6, 36, 8, 39, 28, 18, 6, 24, 9, 22, 38, 5, 31, 21, 15, 10, 19, 7, 19, 40, 19, 40, 32, 29, 13, 19, 16, 32, 18) + (5, 27, 18, 27, 17, 29, 14, 29, 24, 25, 11, 27, 21, 21, 18, 1, 11, 14, 13, 19, 5, 27, 15, 3, 6, 8, 28, 1, 4, 9, 16, 30, 20, 11, 10, 1, 12, 17, 16, 25) + (48, 35, 10, 31, 48, 21, 43, 43, 37, 48, 18, 32, 33, 39, 49, 21, 10, 19, 29, 25, 47, 22, 11, 3, 42, 30, 12, 14, 48, 15, 10, 5, 48, 19, 47, 44, 24, 47, 13, 22, 25, 1, 29, 29, 12, 32, 2, 45, 20, 10) + 180 = 2806
*Starts chanting the theme song of the Dirty Dangler.*
*Gets the whole crowd singing "Hey baby! (Uhh, Ahh)" by DJ Ötzi.*
*Begins singing Bat out of Hell.*
*Begins singing the piña colada song.*
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He who looks bad and happy, but is actually good and sad!
Alright lads, the bellowing is getting a bit stale, time for something different!
*Starts singing "What's new pussycat" to the tune of "Barbie Girl".*
Three cheers for the wonderful, wonderful world we're living in!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
You can shout HUZZAH whenever your players succeed at tasks, because you're the GM!
Congratulations, our reptilian friend of great etiquette, victory is indeed yours!
*Organises a grand party, celebrating the triumph of Project: J-ko.*
Three cheers for Project: J-ko!
Huzzah, HUZZAH, HUZZAH-RD!
Starts shouting "Huzzah, Huzzah! We are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!"
Falling foul of many a HUZZAH-RD!
Three cheers for the hungry fish!
For ridding us of a HUZZAH-RD!
*Continues to sing praise to Fish-Malkovich.*
Fnord is something we shout HUZZAH-RD to!
Huzzah, huzzah! For we are the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD! Huzzah!
Are sincerest apologies, master thief of French cuisine, we did not know.
*Starts shouting huzzah at The Dirty Dangler.*
*Continues to shout, despite having no throats.*
*Means nothing to Vampire Schism though, as she is now deaf.*
*Shouts "we are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!" in Vampire Schism's ear.*
*Continues to do so at infinitum.*
Fret not, fair maiden of the foul house, we are here to help!
Because, we are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!
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We have been wrongfully accused by a corrupt vizier (so nothing new there) and imprisoned for trying to help those in need of a good cheer! But worry not, for we shall soon break forth from our confinement and shout "HUZZAH" once more!
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