The Dirty Dangler's page

*Brrrng!* DING DONG!!! *Piddle dee-dee, piddle dee-dee, piddle dee-dee-dee* *Bzz bzz! Bzz bzz* Bong bong bong bong, bong bong bong bong! SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dedrick, The Professor wrote:

Meanwhile, I demand to see The Dirty Dangler!

If I had a nickel...

As a matter of fact, I do have a nickel ... It helps to resist corrosion.

I can help with mail issues, sure. I often have similar problems with my armoured posing pouches.

Here I am! By jupiter, what will you boffins think of next?

Ahaha! Now that bumptious wazzock has gone off to THE WOODS, I can steal back all the keyboards and return them to Pulg's monkey fairies!!!

She's already a delicious beverage, aren't you, my little sugar pop?

Ha HA!!!

Fret not, fair maiden of the foul house, we are here to help!

Because, we are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!

Sirrah, that is my Wife you are addressing!

*With a mighty crash, the DIRTY DANGLER bursts through an exquisite stained glass window, then rappels down to the floor*

Ha HA!!!

*He races over to the buffet, opens his voluminous drawstring pants, fills them with vol-au-vents, leaves a single red rose in place of the food, then waddles unopposed out of the door, blowing a kiss to Lady Blackmoor as he does so

Ha! Your bushy-tailed Red Woodland Chums are no match for my dangly powers, Colonel Svetlana Skhrub!

MAKE WAY FOR THE DIRTY DANGLER!!!

{Runs head-first into waterfall}

MAKE WAY FOR THE DIRTY DANGLER!!!!