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It appears that the Wibsey Fiĺlings Council are also interested in taking part. Present members include:

* Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato
* Summer Fruits
* Steak & Ale
* Cajun Style Chicken
* Mercury.

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Very impressive, this party is going to be a real smashing hit!

Mind you, I've had the odd run in with Mr BLT. Dude puts Luke Cage to shame!


He Bruised your Little Tibia.

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Pulg wrote:
He Bruised your Little Tibia.

Very funny, also, my plane was called Giant Femur (it was supposed to be lemur).

Never thought I'd be defeated by a man naming himself after his favourite sandwich!

And it's good to see you again, I thought everyone had died or something.


Uncle Honore had.


Oui oui. Pour longtemps.

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So, is the party still on, or is it cancelled now?

I brought a token gift basket of edible snacks for everyone.


Candied gnomes?


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A whiner, we haz a whiner.


I'm throsting, not posting.

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Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:
Candied gnomes?

Why yes, for you my dear lady, I do have some candied gnomes.

I've also brought my personal supply of "red wine" and biscuits.

The biscuits in question are round sponge, topped with chocolate...

And a gooey, red "jam" centre. They're very delicious, I assure you!


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That was not jam.
blech


It was potted beef. Surprise!!!!!

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Pulg wrote:
It was potted beef. Surprise!!!!!

Did you tamper with my biscuits?! They are a high quality confectionary item!

No vampire would ever substitute good quality (and as such, expensive) ingredients for their sweet treats for something as common, cheap and disgusting as potted beef! It's an outrage I tell you, this will not be tolerated! If this happens again, then there will be serious consequences!

*Calms down a little.*

Oh, and Schism, red wine and jam in a vampire's domain happens to be the same thing.


Will he tamper with my biscuits?


That doesn't mean what you think it does, you disgusting little oaf.

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Indeed, that's GoatToucher territory not Pulg's.

Speaking of which, he doesn't appear to have shown up. I do hope he's alright.

And of course, both The Disney Villain Council and Organisation XIII are somewhat lost without him (as they have been working extremely hard to ensure his cooperation) and desperately seek his approval. Tell me, Dowager Comtessa de Malodor, what is your opinion on both groups and would you like to fill in the space left vacant by GoatToucher? In fact, what is your opinion on the Kingdom Hearts Universe?

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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
And of course, both The Disney Villain Council and Organisation XIII are somewhat lost without him (as they have been working extremely hard to ensure his cooperation) and desperately seek his approval.

Xemnas: excuse me, Count Reiner Heydrich, but neither The Disney Villain Council nor any of us are desperately seeking GoatToucher's approval. Granted, we are somewhat eager to know what he thinks of our endeavours, though we all know that we might be lacking somewhat in some way.

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Perhaps prefers Organization Nein.


Mmm, Kingdom Hearts. Well, it's my opinion that the series lost its way a bit after Dinky and Toots crashed their ride-on lawnmower into Mr. Fogerty's Raunch Silo, not to mention that unfortunate incident where the much-anticipated tie-in pop-up book and kazoo score came out with Dana Goldberg's hair in the distinctive shade that Sherry Goldberg's hair was in on screen. I kept watching, if only to see where Dinky put the third turnip, but I think they need to get Makhyenavich and Ali back on the writing team, or it'll become a shadow of its former self.

As for the DVC and Organisation XIII, none of them terrify me half as much as does Blandford Forum Rotary Club.

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*Angry German words and phrases.*

I'm so sorry you all heard that, I got mad for some reason.

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Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:

Mmm, Kingdom Hearts. Well, it's my opinion that the series lost its way a bit after Dinky and Toots crashed their ride-on lawnmower into Mr. Fogerty's Raunch Silo, not to mention that unfortunate incident where the much-anticipated tie-in pop-up book and kazoo score came out with Dana Goldberg's hair in the distinctive shade that Sherry Goldberg's hair was in on screen. I kept watching, if only to see where Dinky put the third turnip, but I think they need to get Makhyenavich and Ali back on the writing team, or it'll become a shadow of its former self.

As for the DVC and Organisation XIII, none of them terrify me half as much as does Blandford Forum Rotary Club.

Translation: "Kingdom Hearts is a cool concept but could be done better."

"And neither Disney villains nor heartless Nobodies in black hooded cloaks have the right amount of scare appeal as they could be, so they're hardly worth my time. However, they can still enjoy the party."

Such a pity, but to be fair, you are more powerful than both groups combined so it can't be helped. And how do find the candied gnomes? It took me an eternity to concoct them. So, I hope they are to your liking.

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Maleficent: So, how are things coming along? Good I hope.

Yzma: Apart from Kronk (that lovable buffoon) injuring himself, yes it is.

Syndrome: Indeed, the decorations are up and the buffet tables are laden with food.

Hades: Let's not forget about the music or entertainment, which is going splendidly!


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The gnomes? Delightful. Clearly they were paralysed with giant spider venom before being plunged into a vat of boiling sugar - there's a faint tingle in the roof of one's mouth after you bite their heads off which is just... Mmmh!

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I am relieved to hear that. I have never made candied gnomes before (despite knowing about them), so I was extremely anxious. And yes, I did use a giant spider (the rare and beautiful, Mountain Widow) to capture and paralyse the gnomes, as their venom is as sweet as it is potent.


But not as sweet as the sound of a well-played flugelhorn!

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About time someone said something, the spiders are making themselves at home.


Can I keep one as a pet?


I wish to employ one as a single-entity drummer and vibraphonist.

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Sure, there are multiple kinds of spiders here, take your pick!

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Spiders, eh? *Sits on a tuffet, eating curds and way.*

Spoiler:
You might think it should be whey, but no; the when is practicing cannibalism.

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I do hope that you don't get frightened away!


Hey, little When,
When, when, when,
Will you lay me an egg for my tea?

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The when is a floating sphere of worthless pyrite, not a chicken!

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*Hurls several ostrich eggs at Dedrick, The Professor, then rolls him in breadcrumbs.*

Anyone for a fry up?


Remember to season him properly!

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Pulg wrote:
Remember to season him properly!

Summer preferably, I also accept Spring and Winter (the latter at Christmas time).

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Garlic powder, cayenne, black pepper, salt.


Makes a very nice tea.

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*Suddenly, the spiders start acting strangely. Like they're chanting an inaudible song.*

Hush, my children, you will all feast on the prey soon. Very soon...

*A chill runs down everyone's (excluding Schism Hag) spine.*

My webs will cover this world, and you will never grow hungry again.

*The spiders return to what they were doing beforehand (acting like normal spiders).*

Don't worry, my dear children, mother will provide.


Inaudible or no, if they're singing, they should be paid at the proper rate!


Mother Widow wrote:

*Suddenly, the spiders start acting strangely. Like they're chanting an inaudible song.*

Hush, my children, you will all feast on the prey soon. Very soon...

*A chill runs down everyone's (excluding Schism Hag) spine.*

My webs will cover this world, and you will never grow hungry again.

*The spiders return to what they were doing beforehand (acting like normal spiders).*

Don't worry, my dear children, mother will provide.

Oh, hello, Auntie Gertrude. Sorry to hear about your husband - I hope he was tasty, anyway.

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Hello my dear niece, pray forgive the mind of a Chaos God but your name escapes me...

And please excuse my children, they seek endless nourishment.

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I hear that there is a party going on, as such, I always make it my duty to attend.

*Sees the other two guests arrive, frowns disappointingly.*

Even if does mean being in close proximity to those two.

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*Enters the hall, greeting everyone with a smile.*

Such an honour and privilege to be here! The host has my praise!

*Frowns when seeing the previous poster and the next poster.*

A pity that they felt inclined to invite everyone!

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*Flies in, shooting dirty looks at the previous two posters.*

My gratitude to the host, I just wish to apologise for any "untoward" circumstances.


There was a young fellow from Pataak,
Who lost both his balls in an attack,
But he was not dismayed,
He just went home and made,
Himself a new pair out of Blu-Tak.

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*Laughs.*

That was a terrific joke, make one about the Ujalu!

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*Shrugs.*

I think that may have happened to one of my soldiers once, good rhyme all the same.

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