Thank you... sister? Just what are you to the master?
*Uses the frying pan rug beater on Comte de Malodor (to great effect).*
No, you fool - you've fallen into his trap! Frying pans are his favourite!
Whoopeeeeeee!!!!
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No, you fool - you've fallen into his trap! Frying pans are his favourite!
It's fools, as there's more than one of them.
And trust me, your son isn't going to able to even look at another frying pan again when they're through with him! Comte de Malodor may be a depraved little sod (so you and your daughter say) but even he will not enjoy the sensations forever.
Thank you... sister? Just what are you to the master?
I am his youngest daughter.
No, you fool - you've fallen into his trap! Frying pans are his favourite!It's fools, as there's more than one of them.
And trust me, your son isn't going to able to even look at another frying pan again when they're through with him! Comte de Malodor may be a depraved little sod (so you and your daughter say) but even he will not enjoy the sensations forever.
Well, hurry up. He's got to be back at the front in two weeks.
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Is someone going to talk to me or not? I'm not leaving until then!
Can I get a cup of coffee at least!? I'm grinch level cranky!
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I'm always here to talk,
And my engine's made of pork!*Hoses down BW with lukewarm Nescafé*
*Uses the very presence of being an all-powerful vampire lord to intimidate the vampyres.*
She may not be an actual child of mine, but she is my daughter nonetheless!
Thank you Father.
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True, and you do rank higher than the vampyres so, don't let them belittle you.
*Props up a comfy, little, velvet chair in the middle of the room.*
Come sit here please, and yes we're at home in my castle.
*Has Vampire Schism sit in the chair, makes sure to keep her calm and relaxed.*
I need you to make an errand for me daughter, but this time, I'm going send you to another universe via astral projection through your mind. The universe in question is called the Kingdom Hearts universe and I want to know what has happened to it since both the Disney Villain Council and Organisation XIII have come to this reality, along with their minions. Now, let us begin!
*Performs the ritual, Vampire Schism enters a deep sleep as her mind goes elsewhere.*
*Squeaks*
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A rift rips open in the foyer of Heydrich's mansion, and a tall humanoid creature steps out from the ichor of the portal. Dressed in dark, fur-lined robes, stands a man of seven feet, built of pure muscle. With shoulder length hair that was dirty and unkempt, he looked almost like a beggar, but carried himself with the dignity of a noble. Lhunk looked around, glowing eyes taking all he could see he, spots the small rat. Smiling a toothy grin, the behemoth of a man kneels and offers his hand, a few insects dropping to the ground.
"Lhunk found you! Auriea was worried after you scampered off. You come now, so I can take you home. Is not safe here for you with some of these people."
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Ah, finally! I just knew someone would come to collect John the Rat!
*Offers Lhunk a hearty handshake in warm greeting.*
I was actually quite worried about the little furball, this place isn't really...
*Gets interrupted as Reiner's pets (a horned vampire bat and a vampire weasel), show up to attack John the Rat. Fortunately, the count is able to stop them from getting anywhere near him.*
Shoo, go on now, back to your beds!
*Begins to profusely apologise to Lhunk and John the Rat.*
Honestly, I'm very sorry about that, they're normally so well behaved.
How they managed to get those sousaphones to hold nets, tridents, and gladiuses I shall never know, but damme, I'm glad they did.
£5 on the Abominable Sousaphone Band.
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Well, my new friend, if you plan on staying I will gladly show you around my castle!
Then I will show you around a few other places and...
*Leans in close to Lhunk in order to whisper the next bit.*
Give you a few heads up about certain things, trust me, you'll be glad I did.
*Comes away from Lhunk to speak normally again.*
Now, on with the tour, follow me please.
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FATHER!
Are you trying to drive me INSANE?
Talking mice, talking ducks, talking whatevers!
Not to mention an annoying kid waving a giant key around.
ARGH!
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Schism, why don't you come over? Alphonse has left, and the place has been thoroughly fumigated following his departure.
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FATHER! Are you trying to drive me INSANE?
Talking mice, talking ducks, talking whatevers!
Not to mention an annoying kid waving a giant key around.
ARGH!
Daughter, you are already insane, so don't worry about anything.
Just observe the universe, your astral form can't be detected.
Once you're done, I'll wake you up.
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Schism, why don't you come over? Alphonse has left, and the place has been thoroughly fumigated following his departure.
She is currently asleep, and it is Vampire Schism, thank you.
Also, I notice that someone has ripped your best dress.
*Gets a mindless zombie (literally) to clean the front door of the castle.*
Exploding jack-o-lanterns, just what was Mr Grinch thinking?
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"Lhunk has friends that can clean pumpkin from door. Maybe I shall call for them?"
With a snap of his meaty fingers, a swarm of insects seem to come from all the dark corners of the castle. Once the black cloud of buzzing creatures stop in front of the man, he points to the front door sending the swarm to help the mindless zombie clean the mess.
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*After many days of backbreaking labour (for the Heartless), the strip malls are done.*
Maleficent: Excellent work, I just knew we could do it!
*The other Disney villains cheer in approval, the Heartless just stand there.*
Hades: Now, all that's left is, for GoatToucher to cut the ribbon and make it official!
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*Appears before the Disney Villain Council, more Heartless surrounding him.*
My sincerest apologies for my long absence, the darkness wasn't strong enough.
*Views the strip malls with great interest. Senses a potent amount of darkness.*
These are magnificent, practical and useful for gaining hearts, also...
*Summons an exquisite pair of scissors, the kind GoatToucher likes.*
If GoatToucher is unable to make an appearance, I would gladly do the honours.
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*Appears before the Disney Villain Council, more Heartless surrounding him.*
My sincerest apologies for my long absence, the darkness wasn't strong enough.
Not only that,my Heartless self, but I required your assistance with a variety of "personal tasks". Besides, technically I am the true leader of the Disney Villain Council (no disrespect meant Maleficent), but I thought you'd be a better match.
*Also senses the darkness emanating from the strip malls.*
Excellent, these will allow our darkness to seep into the hearts of others.
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*After many days of backbreaking labour (for the Heartless), the strip malls are done.*
Maleficent: Excellent work, I just knew we could do it!
*The other Disney villains cheer in approval, the Heartless just stand there.*
Hades: Now, all that's left is, for GoatToucher to cut the ribbon and make it official!
*Appears before the Disney Villain Council, more Heartless surrounding him.*
My sincerest apologies for my long absence, the darkness wasn't strong enough.
*Views the strip malls with great interest. Senses a potent amount of darkness.*
These are magnificent, practical and useful for gaining hearts, also...
*Summons an exquisite pair of scissors, the kind GoatToucher likes.*
If GoatToucher is unable to make an appearance, I would gladly do the honours.
:strolls by, languidly tracing a finger along the length of the ribbon as he passes. The ribbon quickly dissolves:
:strolls away, sipping a small goblet of something:
I'm going for Sprite. Not the soft drink we all know and love, but a blended-up tiny Fey.
Didn't know someone could gain knowledge by eating books.
Well, if you did eat books, maybe you would, hey?
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Perhaps he is just sipping on water? He seems chaotic enough to do so, making everyone else think he's sipping something different.And I see that your time in the library has done wonders for you, Lhunk!
Not just books either! It has taken a few moments, years really, but eating a certain Demon Lord's heart does have its advantages!
As for eating books and tomes, that's almost too much fiber for me...
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Maleficent: With our tasks finished, once we get people to tour the malls, what shall we do next?
Jafar: Perhaps, if it not too prudent, we should try our old plans once more.
Ursula: Yes, with no pesky heroes around, we should have much better success!
Clayton: Sounds marvellous, but I would rather spend my days hunting wildlife.
Yzma: That's not very adventurous, with the Heartless, we can achieve anything!
Horned King: I have a solution! We recreate our original worlds!
Queen of Hearts: Not sure about the rest of you, but I like this plan!
Hades: Honestly, this sounds good, because we can make them the way we want!
Judging by the tooth-marks and dribble all over 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar', you've made a start, at least.
