Thankyou, GoatToucher. Alphonse - we'll take it in shifts, OK?
Malvel, The Dark Wizard wrote:
That's most unfortunate, for you that is. After all, I only smacked you because you said something ridiculous (not to mention that Count Reiner Heydrich, your vast "collection" of housemaids, your patron deity and all your family smack you for the same reason). Actually, I understand that your sister crucifies your genitalia and then feeds it to your pet mastiff, creative lady.
You understand wrong - I'm not going anywhere near Alphonse's bits for any reason, let alone feeding them to Poochums, who has a very sensitive tummywummy, don't you? Don't you?
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Ah Comte de Malodor and my dear Lady Blackmoor, it is good to hear from you both again. Tell me, after reading my most recent posts (excluding the one at the top of this page), how do you think The Pagemaster should be remade and what would it be like as a Pathfinder campaign?
I'm sure it would make an excellent, if very different, Pathfinder campaign; to the best of my knowledge, The Pagemaster was the title of Uncle Honore's autobiography, documenting his adventures with the young men at Louis XVIV's court, which was burned by the public hangman and is now thoroughly illegal to possess.
Tee hee! Oh, you bad, bad boy.
I have never been accused of a lack of imagination, either...