Wildly inappropriate questions about PF 2E

[pennywit]

1) Is it true you are drawing inspiration from Synnibarr?

2) Which will be more important: Feats of strength, strength of feats, or feats of feet?

3) Will bards be able to defeat opponents in dance battles?

4) Can characters use Teamwork feats to combine into a giant mecha?

[1of1]

5) Can dogs look up?

[James Jacobs' Dream Date]

6) If I am playing a fire kineticist and I light my dice on fire, then do I get a circumstance bonus on my rolls?

[PossibleCabbage]

7) I once had to get stitches after getting hit in the face with a thrown brand new copy of an RPG book (Werewolf: the Wild West, for the curious). Will the hardcover copy Pathfinder 2nd Edition have safe and dull corners?

[kyrt-ryder]

8) Is the Resonance Mechanic the result of GM control issues?

[Terquem]

9) If I play a ranger, do I have to have a "favorite" enemy, or can I be angry and full of rage at all things equally?

[Tinalles]

10) In PF2, if two witches capture a third witch and need to stand watch, which witch would watch which witch on which watch?

[Logan Bonner]

pennywit wrote:

3) Will bards be able to defeat opponents in dance battles?

Yes.

[Covent]

11.) Do you want to ride bikes?

[Arutema]

12) Will the Paizo team signatures I've been collecting in my core book transfer over?

[QuidEst]

13) Will PF2 Be Turing-complete?

[Xenocrat]

14) What do we do with the path if we ever do find it?

[master_marshmallow]

Xenocrat wrote:

14) What do we do with the path if we ever do find it?

Depends, are you Robert Frost?

[Dasrak]

pennywit wrote:

3) Will bards be able to defeat opponents in dance battles?

4) Can characters use Teamwork feats to combine into a giant mecha?

15) Is the answer to questions 3 and 4 related?

[the nerve-eater of Zur-en-Aarh]

If I have a feat that lets me throw a spear through ten people, and I don't quite succeed and only get eight of them, can I call it a two-left feat ?

[Igwilly]

15) Will we have lightsabers?

16) Will be there rules about entering a cartoon universe?

[Brother Willi]

(17) Will the rules support characters in Starfinder gaining XP for playing Pathfinder in their ships holo-recreation area?

[Jeff from the Overwatch Team]

18) Will the devs finally be removing Hanzo's Scatter Shot? It's terribly OP.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

19) Will mythic PCs finally breach the Great IP Wall, freeing all the imprisoned slaadi and turning them loose in the Maelstrom?

20) We have all see countless examples of how humans seem very eager to, er, "combine" their genetic material with other critters, producing hybrid offspring. How long after PF2e debuts will it take before we see the first half-skittermander?

[Pecan Sandie Duncan]

21) We had to wait for Occult Adventures to see psychic options for PCs. How long will we have to wait in PF2e for the halfling, gnome, and goblin murderhobos to once again be able to become Small mediums at large?

[Kerrilyn]

22) Speaking of half-this-half-that races.. we don't currently have any rules about .. you know.. will we have rules for that in PF2?

(it IS an inappropriate question thread...)

Jeff from the Overwatch Team wrote:

18) Will the devs finally be removing Hanzo's Scatter Shot? It's terribly OP.

buff Mercy~!

Signed,
Angela Zi--er.. Cathy?

[DM Alistair]

23) Will I finally be able to romance that ogre that's been eating my hogs?

[Thomas, A]

24) will there be a way to retain our DMs alignment

[KahnyaGnorc]

25) Will alignment abandon the boring Law/Chaos and Good/Evil axes for the much more colorful Red/Green and Blue/Orange axes?*

*For Pigment Characters (PCs). For Non-Pigment Characters (NPCs), the axes would be Red/Cyan and Blue/Yellow.

[The Sideromancer]

Kerrilyn wrote:

Jeff from the Overwatch Team wrote:

18) Will the devs finally be removing Hanzo's Scatter Shot? It's terribly OP.

buff Mercy~!

Signed,
Angela Zi--er.. Cathy?

Buff Tanks so they can actually tank! I want supports to do more than just heal like they do now because ****ing everything can get through the defensive line!

[turtle006]

26) How will a succubus behave in a grapple? That is the only question that matters on these boards.

[CalebTGordan]

27) Are witches just wizards with a liberal arts degree?

[Terquem]

turtle006 wrote:

26) How will a succubus behave in a grapple? That is the only question that matters on these boards.

I think they might still be allowed to enjoy it, but your character cannot enjoy it, unless they remove the alignment rules completely

I think

unless, you know, there's like a hundred and fifty of them, or something like that.

[Friendly Rogue]

28.) When's Mahvel?

[Igwilly]

Kerrilyn wrote:

22) Speaking of half-this-half-that races.. we don't currently have any rules about .. you know.. will we have rules for that in PF2?

Oh God, I need those rules now. I've been always such a headache to make up rules about that on the fly...

[Katisha]

Igwilly wrote:

Kerrilyn wrote:

22) Speaking of half-this-half-that races.. we don't currently have any rules about .. you know.. will we have rules for that in PF2?

Oh God, I need those rules now. I've been always such a headache to make up rules about that on the fly...

seems like a silly (and uncomfortable) use of a Figurine of Wondrous Power [Ebony Fly] - but whatever...

[Hamaria Blakros]

29) Will my family properties be finally left at peace in this new edition? Will the bloody Pathfinder Society stop causing wanton destruction in my humble abode and museum?

[Igwilly]

Katisha wrote:

Igwilly wrote:

Kerrilyn wrote:

22) Speaking of half-this-half-that races.. we don't currently have any rules about .. you know.. will we have rules for that in PF2?

Oh God, I need those rules now. I've been always such a headache to make up rules about that on the fly...

seems like a silly (and uncomfortable) use of a Figurine of Wondrous Power [Ebony Fly] - but whatever...

There are some groups more adult-style than others, I get that ^^

Anyway...

30) Will we add a third or fourth alignment axis, like bacon vs necktie?

[Leyren]

James Jacobs' Dream Date wrote:

6) If I am playing a fire kineticist and I light my dice on fire, then do I get a circumstance bonus on my rolls?

You get Burn.

[kyrt-ryder]

31) do the munchkins sing when witches die?

[Mudfoot]

How much wood could a PF2e woodchuck chuck, assuming that the woodchuck could chuck wood under the Bulk system?

[Mudfoot]

I gather that prices have changed so that a gp buys more than it used to. So:

33) How much is that doggie in the window?

[1of1]

34) Is Norgorber actually three halflings that escaped Cheliax by hiding in a long coat and pretending to be a human?

[Vidmaster7]

35) will James Jacobs being doing a shirtless spread in this new bestiary?

(AKA will their be a T-rex?)

[LandSwordBear]

36) How will you answer questions 15, 15 and 16 and the 16th question, seeing as those all exist in this thread?

38) Where is question 37?

[Sharrakor]

39) Will PF finally be balanced for lean?

[Cuup]

40) Will Six Sigma Certified characters make more gp on Profession checks?

[Gwaihir Scout]

41) Will we actually be able to catch Carmen Sandiego with the new proficiency system?

[Madclaw]

42) Will magical pants finally be an option?

[Bojack Horsefly]

1of1 wrote:

34) Is Norgorber actually three halflings that escaped Cheliax by hiding in a long coat and pretending to be a human?

"I went to First Vault today. I did a business."

[Ambrosia Slaad]

43) Will Seoni's dress finally get pockets? I mean real pockets, not fake "fashion" pockets that are stitched shut or are too small to actually hold anything.

[Staffan Johansson]

Igwilly wrote:

30) Will we add a third or fourth alignment axis, like bacon vs necktie?

Ninja/Pirate.

[Kerrilyn]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

43) Will Seoni's dress finally get pockets? I mean real pockets, not fake "fashion" pockets that are stitched shut or are too small to actually hold anything.

Um, she'd have to put one on first. I think those are her PJs, or maybe undies, but I don't want to embarrass her by asking...

[Anti-Lisa's Story Hour]

44) What was this meme about and what made it funny?

[Childeric, The Shatterer]

pennywit wrote:

1) Is it true you are drawing inspiration from Synnibarr?

*pulls out his World of Synnibarr Core book and thumbs thru it*

God I hope not. I love that game, but it's not what I want from my Pathfinder Rules.