Wildly inappropriate questions about PF 2E


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84) Will Pathfinder Second Edition taste like New Coke?


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85) Will each PF2E hardcover and PDF come with a free cookie inside?

86) Will subscribers get cookies that are 10% less stale than everyone else?


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87) Will recipes for baking bread from ground Englishfolk's bones be in metric or imperial measurements?

88) How much cholesterol is in one serving of Soylent Goblin?


89) Can I haz catfolk?
89a) If yes, must also have ninja.

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90)So... can a Kobold get a human in the family way? How about an Elf? Kender?


9001) Is Torag missing from Triune's simulation of the future due to computational errors when rendering a perfect solid?


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92)If an apple is orange, how much gold is it worth?


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##) Are there tacos in Golarion?


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94?) In the new edition of Pathfinder, will I finally be able to not disappoint my father?


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ArdentAssailant wrote:
94?) In the new edition of Pathfinder, will I finally be able to not disappoint my father?

No.


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Mass Kneebreaker wrote:


81: Do you feel lucky, punk?

95) Well, do you, punk?


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96) Is there any chance that the PF2E corebook -- the most powerful roleplaying game in the world -- might blow our heads clean off?


What did it mean when the iconic Industrialist archetype whispered "Rosebud" as he was dying?


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97) Will they raise the age requirement or require a background check to roll a wizard?


FaerieGodfather wrote:
What did it mean when the iconic Industrialist archetype whispered "Rosebud" as he was dying?

Dying is a pain in the butt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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Igwilly wrote:

15) Will we have lightsabers?

16) Will be there rules about entering a cartoon universe?

I mean... not in Pathfinder.


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Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:
Igwilly wrote:

15) Will we have lightsabers?

16) Will be there rules about entering a cartoon universe?

I mean... not in Pathfinder.

Toonfinder confirmed!


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Will PF2E FINALLY change the class name from the inappropriately named Barbarian to the more accurate Berserker?


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99) Will rogues be required to wear rouge?


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Feros wrote:
99) Will rogues be required to wear rouge?

Roose the Risque Rogue rued risky ruses robbing Rhenish rosés from rude rube Reese's rouge roof.


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Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
Feros wrote:
99) Will rogues be required to wear rouge?
Roose the Risque Rogue rued risky ruses robbing Rhenish rosés from rude rube Reese's rouge roof.

A lesser known Tim Curry role. Love that movie.


Will PF2 have Wound Level rules like PF Unchained?


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101)

Reign of Winter possible spoiler question:
If Rasputin died in the year 1916 in Earth time, but died in 4713 Golarion time, what year would the Pathfinder Second Edition playtest be available in Golarion presuming merchants using dimension-hopping chicken huts could move those wares between worlds at release?

Grand Lodge

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Resha wrote:
Will PF2E FINALLY change the class name from the inappropriately named Barbarian to the more accurate Berserker?

Hey! What's with the appropriate question?

*Ooops! Was that an appropriate question to question an appropriate question?*
* Oh no! Was it appropriate to question the appropriateness of the appropriateness of a question in response to an appropriate question in an inappropriate question forum?*
HELP! I'm in an appropriate question loop!


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Gregg Reece wrote:
101) ** spoiler omitted **

102) Was what really caused the Gap a recursion error of this sort ?


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103) Will there be a witch doctor archetype that needs to cast verbal component spells with "oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"?


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104) Who is the king of the Rumba beat?

Shadow Lodge

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1of1 wrote:
FaerieGodfather wrote:
What did it mean when the iconic Industrialist archetype whispered "Rosebud" as he was dying?
Dying is a pain in the butt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Thankfully, both are just conditions to be removed.


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102 In addition to the ebony fly, can we add to the figurines of wondrous power the Spanish Fly, and the velcro fly?

103 Please name the new addition Pathfinder 2: Path Found.

104 Can we have organic and free range options for characters?

105 I'd like to see a French ancestry - they are rude to foreigners and surrender immediately upon being attacked.

106 Is Lay On Hands now considered sexual harassment?


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Has a mime ever actually been stuck in an invisible box?


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The Great Troll King wrote:
103 Please name the new addition Pathfinder 2: Path Found.

I personally would also accept Pathfinder 2: Robbin' Season.

I'm still trying to figure out how I would stat up Teddy Perkins.


104) Will they bring back the incantatrix? Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil? Or will wizards still be underpowered in this edition?

105) Will they have rules for advancing gestalt characters past level twenty? Will they work well with the mythic rules?

106) Will they fix martial/caster disparity?

107) Why is it that fighters can only fight? I want to cast emergency force sphere as a fighter. Maybe by spending stamina points.

108) If question 108 isn't any good, does the next person do question 109 or just 108 again?


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Asmodeus' Advocate wrote:
104) Will they bring back the incantatrix? Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil? Or will wizards still be underpowered in this edition?

PACT WIZARD FTW!


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109) Will Dungeons and Dragons still be the game that must not be named in the core rulebook? Or will Pathfinder 1st edition be the one referred to in vague terms?

110) For balance and immersion, will we be required to track our material spell components individually?

111) Similarly, will the new spell rules include mandatory phrases that the player must say for their spells to work?

Some ideas::
Irresistable Dance: "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind..."
Banishmemt: "In the name of Lowrek, Prince of Elves, demon, begone!"

112: Will Bards have the option to Rickroll as a special attack?


Trigger Loaded wrote:
109) Will Dungeons and Dragons still be the game that must not be named in the core rulebook? Or will Pathfinder 1st edition be the one referred to in vague terms?

I suppose that answers 108!


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113: What does the scouter say about PF2's power level!?


114. Can I drink a potion of Quickness in p2e and gain additional Actions or Reactions per turn?


115. In p2e will there be 'Bonus Actions' ?


116. How many Actions will a p2e Tentacle have (as in, the evil tentacle grabs your ankle)?


117. If my PC is being stealthy and in Exploration Mode, then stops to spark up a cigarette will this automatically put her into Combat if an "encounter starts"?


118. In p2e Modern, if my decker is getting pinched, will the negative modifier for hacking-on-the-fly while in melee be a neg. mod. to my dice or a 'Loss of one Action' (occurring anytime an INT based skill is used in melee -- you know, it's hard to think when someone is trying to stab you in the neck.)?

seriously.

Spoiler:
this is Wildly.


119. How many languages will p2e have available?

The Exchange

120. How will i make witches into enemies if there are no witches in p2e?


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Cheeto Sam, Esquire wrote:
120. How will i make witches into enemies if there are no witches in p2e?

121 - How do you know she's a witch?

Do I get an auto-crit or auto-fumble now?~


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Kerrilyn wrote:
Cheeto Sam, Esquire wrote:
120. How will i make witches into enemies if there are no witches in p2e?

121 - How do you know she's a witch?

She turned me into a Newt!


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Dracoknight wrote:
Kerrilyn wrote:
Cheeto Sam, Esquire wrote:
120. How will i make witches into enemies if there are no witches in p2e?

121 - How do you know she's a witch?

She turned me into a Newt!

A newt?


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Mass Kneebreaker wrote:
Dracoknight wrote:
Kerrilyn wrote:
Cheeto Sam, Esquire wrote:
120. How will i make witches into enemies if there are no witches in p2e?

121 - How do you know she's a witch?

She turned me into a Newt!

A newt?

They got better...


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122. Will The Gazebo be a monster or a template?


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123) Now that Goblins are a core PC race, will Pugwampis become the new mascot monster of Pathfinder?


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124) Will pugwampis at least get new plush toys like the gobbos did?

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