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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer for me please, and one for the road.” I'm sure Danny the Street could tell you some wild stories.
I killed the Free Radicals. I am a bad person.Fallout 76Fallout 76Fallout 76 You're only bad if you killed them with a blunderbuss that you loaded with antioxidant vitamins. Edit: Nekkid pun-ishment?
D'oh, a deer!
Why French? Because naming himself Pretzel Buns would be too weird.
<_< >_> How many cruises could a Tom Cruise crew if a Tom Cruise could crew cruises?
Why is my browser asking me whether I want to continue displaying this thread in Vietnamese? It's reminding you that the time has come to finally confront your phở.
488. Wooly bully people
Praise BeeGeesus!
Is it possible your son had noticed that Venison was acting a bit... jerky?
A deer little chap, I'm sure. It behooves me to Comet that Vincent's mom is quite fawn'd of him. (A Blitzen of these puns would surely sleigh JMD031.)
I'm in for an interesting week. "The Miller's Tale" usually leads to that.I was kidding. I was just kidding. Now I am scared that you do appear when a pun is made. You must have taken the express to get to the so quickly. Don't let Freehold you, it.
A true hipster would browse the internet on dial up using Netscape Navigator.I used Wi-fi before it was cool. Confused California hipsters try to use Di-Fi to get on the Internet. She hates it when you make the modem handshaking noise at her.
So... "MORT-al Combat!"
That feline pun was a-paw-ling.
Only near the border, or other places too?
"And how can this be? For he is the Minecraft Haderach!" {cue Toto guitar riffs}
I think the above mentioned suits of armor are fine and clean. The issue comes into play when women's armor becomes less of protection and more to flaunt herself on the battlefield.
O Positive all the way! Keep your Rhesus negative-ness Rhesus Peanut Butter Cups sounds like an alchemical bait/trap for catching vampiric Old World monkeys.
To best avoid penalties, which is the preferred tacks method: drawing pins or push-pins?
99) Will rogues be required to wear rouge? Roose the Risque Rogue rued risky ruses robbing Rhenish rosés from rude rube Reese's rouge roof.
If a bipedal drow can't take 3 of the +2 feets, how will he or she ever become a drider?
21) We had to wait for Occult Adventures to see psychic options for PCs. How long will we have to wait in PF2e for the halfling, gnome, and goblin murderhobos to once again be able to become Small mediums at large?
On Paizo, Hmm does have a deeper meaning.
NEAPOLITAN FEDERATION SHATTERED BY "YEA" STRAWBERRY SECESSION VOTE; inside World, pg. 2
Perhaps a nice bear-bear-bear-owl-bear?Bearbears!Bearowls!The assumption of transforming into your aspect forms, and adding other aspects to it using the hunter foci has me grinning at the idea of making a literal bull frog.Owlbears! Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
No, I'm sorry OP, you have to create this PC by yourself. You have to create this haan solo.
Wut?
Buffalo Ruffalo's Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo's "'Allo 'Allo!" Ruffalo buffalo.
katina: I can teach you how to rage eat pancakes. Why is it so easy to picture Katina singing this to the tune of Jake's "Making Bacon Pancakes"?
Nonsense. Tell enough terrible puns and you might even undergo deific apuntheosis.
It's like fishing... except it's hook, line, and stinker.
Purveyor of bovine intoxicants.katina: your cow will be SLIIIIIIGHTLY less tipsy than our cowsDesignated Cattle-Driver? Korova Milk Bar?
{dusts off cryosleep tube holding Small medium at large... just in case}
Gruumash is so awesome that it only takes 30 seconds of exposure to his aura to stimulate your body to produce all the Vitamin D you need. Just be certain to only glance at him indirectly through sunglasses or through a pinhole in a cardboard box.
You should pun more. That'd up your Deplorable score.
Maybe it's because I wave like a loon when she walks past. :-) Your duty as an adult is to regularly embarrass your children publicly in new and unexpected ways. It builds character.
mayhaps, but it is getting incredibly difficult to tell if people who post that meme are Hillary supporters or Trump supporters. Then again, I am almost bad as someone living with autism at deciphering written sarcasm.Written sarcasm isn't that bad. Spoken sarcasm is where we run into trouble. The gap between actual reality/facts and ironic contemptuous snark... we should call it... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...sarcasm. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Our only hope is Sara
"...Brownies is out there"?! Good grief.
Listen, and understand! Those Brownies is out there! They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are fed! Our only hope is Sara
Well, we're eternally endeaded to you for doing so. {in awe} Kobo'Ceav no longer needs the punning module.
{consults tourist phrasebook} My Lovercraft... is full of eels.
Make pain your b!tch!* * Probably carries more weight if you imagine Laori Vaus saying it.
Still, how can anyone not wince at that clumsy, awkward dialogue? Who would have guessed an actor named Pine would have a wooden delivery? I wonder if he gets needled for it?
Small organization of loquacious improvisational gnome vigilantes... ...PUN-ISHERS
Just a PC whose circumstances went beyond his control?
As a detective he's there on a regular basis! However, that's 'to jail' and not 'in jail'. :P I feel like someone should make a "SchJöedinger West" pun here, but I lack sufficient Perform ranks to pull it off.
They were donated to the Empress's New Clothes consignment shop that just opened down the block. It's their grand opening, so everything's half off or more.
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