Sandpoint Devil

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15 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Phillip Gastone wrote:

Listen, just paint the interior of the bubble with weather-resistant paint and call it the outside. Thus, everything that was once outside is now technically inside, and safely contained. Sure, it might be a very large containment area - including, among other things, Disneyland, the Andromeda galaxy M31, and the bacon - but it is still by definition contained.

We can all be safe in here!

We could even call it... The Aristocrats! (no sorry, try again:) ...The Asylum!

Phillip Gastone wrote:
Say, how much headroom does this thing have? I feel someone's elbow in my... wait, is that an elbow?

Yes, it is an elbow; it is in fact your own elbow from AnotherWhen and AnotherWhere. You've got no right to complain. If you're going to keep bending your elbows and knees into tempting angles, eventually a Puppy of Tindalos is going to show up expecting to play fetch with bits of other yous.

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lisamarlene wrote:

How do I read my water bill?

My latest statement has a billed usage of "84 UOM". I have no idea what that means, but it was $153. I think we still have a leak somewhere. But we do so much laundry.

[voice="Cliff Clavin"] 84UOM is a C-lister bounty hunter that didn't make Vader's final cut in Empire Strikes Back. Or possibly the title of a late 90s Van Hagar album. [/voice]

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Or Monkeybone.

Edit: On the other hand, Rose McGowan as Miss Kitty.

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Limeylongears wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
How do I do that a hundred billion times?
Write it on an arrow, take the Manyshot feat and buy a really, really big longbow.

Wedding planner [bard archetype] on Golarion sitcom: {lowering bow} "I just flew in from Egorian sent out invites for M'Lady's side of the wedding guests, and boy are my arms tired." {cue Tasha's hideous laughtrack}

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John Napier 698 wrote:
Hello, everyone.

Hello, hello! (¡Hola!)

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Beep beep, I'm a sheep, beep beep, I'm a sheep.

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Just a Mort wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Got two new pairs of shorts tonight.
How about a pair of longs?

Did I wander into a game of Strip Go Fish?

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I'm just here for the well-tenderized dead horse.

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Terrinam wrote:
I want to play an awakened horse monk with Profession(dentist). He could kick people in the mouth and charge them for services rendered.

♫♪ "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood,

And teaching would suit you still less!" ♫♪

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1of1 wrote:
34) Is Norgorber actually three halflings that escaped Cheliax by hiding in a long coat and pretending to be a human?

"I went to First Vault today. I did a business."

Michael Shannon, actor, can stuff $2.10 in U.S. coins up his nose.

{bites Tiny Tim's delicious leg, licks salt, and pounds shot of more delicious tequila}

ChaosTicket wrote:
Duiker wrote:
Really off the wall idea: use the "worm that walks" template and refluff the "worms" as scores of tiny goblins.
He already has a single "character" made up of 3, now 2 Goblins stacked on top of each other in clothes. So this is another possibility.

His PC is Vincent Adultgob?

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Fumarole wrote:
Cyrad wrote:
1. I wish it gave you an option choosing your bonus weapon proficiency instead of just giving you longarm proficiency. I play a melee mechanic. It would have been really nice to get advanced melee weapons instead.
If you play as a dwarf you get advanced melee proficiency, and specialization at 3rd level.

Dwarf mechanic wielding a two-handed pipewrench (use damage stats for a dwarven longhammer)

Or a sort-by-sobriety feature.