Wildly inappropriate questions about PF 2E


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125) Will possible pugwampus plush toys be made of pugwampus hide, taste like pugwampus, and be filled with pugwampus filling? I'm asking for a me.


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122. Will The Gazebo be a monster or a template?

Gazebos are to powerful to have stats. Their basically gods.


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126. Will "We be Pugwampis" be released any time soon?


127. Will the p2e version of Demons have 3 Reactions per turn?

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128. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


129) A woodchuck that could chuck wood would chuck more wood then a woodchuck that could not chuck wood.

But wasn't there already a question about woodchucks and their wood chucking in this thread?

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thaX wrote:
128. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1 bulk of wood per action.


Paul Blart: Thread Cop wrote:
96) Is there any chance that the PF2E corebook -- the most powerful roleplaying game in the world -- might blow our heads clean off?

You mean like that ride in Nuka-World?


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130) Will PF2E be based on the movie Dungeons and Dragons?


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131) Will the next D&D movie be based on PF2E?


132) Will goblin-orc offspring be called Gorcs or O'oblins?


134)Gee, I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

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Zi Mishkal wrote:
132) Will goblin-orc offspring be called Gorcs or O'oblins?

Oublins. Baby ones are called oubliettes. My half-sister's cousin's father's brother's daughter is an oubliette.


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If you call them Gorcs, they can have a never ending violent rivalry with another hybrid race called Morcs.


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Eggbreath Gobbletoe wrote:
Zi Mishkal wrote:
132) Will goblin-orc offspring be called Gorcs or O'oblins?
Oublins. Baby ones are called oubliettes. My half-sister's cousin's father's brother's daughter is an oubliette.

Can't make an oubliette with breaking some legs. Or something.

1of1 wrote:
If you call them Gorcs, they can have a never ending violent rivalry with another hybrid race called Morcs.

Na-Nu Na-Nu


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Tensor wrote:
115. In p2e will there be 'Bonus Actions' ?

Yes, you gain -1 Bonus Actions.

135. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

136. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

137. Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

138. Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

139. Who was that man?


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140) Did Barney Stinson invent legendary proficiency? If so, better him than Ron Swanson!

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141) In PF1e we've had Kingmaker and two additional APs in which we've done Queenmaker. When will we finally have Wafflemaker and what core class would be best for it?


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142) Will we finally get the option to play an erf or a dwalf - I'm tired with all crossbreeds being half human. (Possible o'oblins are fine by me, though.)


Potto wrote:
142) Will we finally get the option to play an erf or a dwalf - I'm tired with all crossbreeds being half human. (Possible o'oblins are fine by me, though.)

Dhamphawf and Tielf?


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143: If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, do I roll Knowledge(Forestry) to know that it fell?


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144) will we finally get an AP for a goblin starship crew fighting Kobold Starships in the Great Goblin Space Armada or while that be in Starfinder?


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145) Will 15 Smol kobolds in PF2E finally be able to combine into a Huge humanoid, ala Armored Fleet Dairugger XV?

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1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:
145) Will 15 Smol kobolds in PF2E finally be able to combine into a Huge humanoid, ala Armored Fleet Dairugger XV?

Or even better...VOLTRON!!!


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The Great Troll King wrote:
103 Please name the new addition Pathfinder 2: Path Found.

I personally would also accept Pathfinder 2: Robbin' Season.

Only so long as we get an Electric Boogaloo feat.


146) Will Razmir win that Razzy award?

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147) Will there be romance rules in Core and do we get bonuses for being especially Charismatic Goblins?


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Mudfoot wrote:
How much wood could a PF2e woodchuck chuck, assuming that the woodchuck could chuck wood under the Bulk system?

Upon consulting available resource I found that:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

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pennywit wrote:


3) Will bards be able to defeat opponents in dance battles?

I could see it now. The enemy bard cockily struts up to the PC bard, rolls intimidation and yells out " You just got served sucka!"

Then the dance off begins!


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148) So, my brain's kind of stuck on the subjects of magic, anathema, morality, and experimental surgery. I have a bit of an odd question.
Say a wizard has invented a new spell, and needs to test it out on a person other than themselves. For the purposes of this thought exercise, the wizard can only give his vict-... test subjects half of informed consent. Which is more important, Information or Consent?


Will PF2 trigger, thrust upon me a dangerous ideal that puts me in harm's way?

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150) Will there be a percentile chart in the back of the core rulebook for rolling weather and if so what will be the chances of it raining men (hallelujah) and of it raining cats & dogs?


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Will we have an updated version of Book of Erotic Fantasy for Pathfinder 2e? With better art?
Come on, I'm not the only one with this sort of issue in my games, am I?


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Gregg Reece wrote:
cats & dogs?

Living together; mass hysteria!


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Igwilly wrote:

Will we have an updated version of Book of Erotic Fantasy for Pathfinder 2e? With better art?

Come on, I'm not the only one with this sort of issue in my games, am I?

Who knows? Not I, but I did find a similar product for PF1 called the Book of Passion. I'll leave others to judge it's quality, since the subject is rather subjective.


Another one, about the Monk: will my monk character be able to gather energy from the rest of the planet to make a Genki Dama/Spirit Bomb?


154) Will the 10 ft pole get cheaper or will it be labelled as being made of metal?
155) four options axis intead of three? (add Unaligned "opposing" Neutral)
156) Will Paladin be a base class or a prestige class?
157) Will there finally be rules about replacing Weapon proficiencies (or whatever) for creatures lacking the ability to use manufactured weapons.

+1 to the question about rules for more hybrids.

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Souls At War wrote:

154) Will the 10 ft pole get cheaper or will it be labelled as being made of metal?

155) four options axis intead of three? (add Unaligned "opposing" Neutral)
156) Will Paladin be a base class or a prestige class?
157) Will there finally be rules about replacing Weapon proficiencies (or whatever) for creatures lacking the ability to use manufactured weapons.

+1 to the question about rules for more hybrids.

I think it's wildly inappropriate to ask appropriate questions in a forum of inappropriate questions...Aaahhh, well done sir, well done.


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Aristophanes wrote:
Souls At War wrote:

154) Will the 10 ft pole get cheaper or will it be labelled as being made of metal?

155) four options axis intead of three? (add Unaligned "opposing" Neutral)
156) Will Paladin be a base class or a prestige class?
157) Will there finally be rules about replacing Weapon proficiencies (or whatever) for creatures lacking the ability to use manufactured weapons.

+1 to the question about rules for more hybrids.

I think it's wildly inappropriate to ask appropriate questions in a forum of inappropriate questions...Aaahhh, well done sir, well done.

Most of them wouldn't be answered in an appropriate questions thread anyway.

Edit: 000) Is there even such a thread around in the first place?

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158) Is it true that with legendary proficiency with longbow there's a point on a creature's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?


158) Will PCs be able to dance if they want to?
159) Will there be a new god, Astley, who is the god of never giving you up?
160) Will there be an AP revolving around finding out who wrote the Book of Love?
161) Can a Bard still inspire courage when Silenced by playing the sound of silence?
162) What do you want? What do you want? (Want Rock 'n' Roll?)
163) Will there be a devil put aside for me . . . for me . . . for ME?!


165) Will the Bear animal companion's size issue be fixed?
166) Will there be a Rogue-like skill class/archetype without Sneak Attack, but keep the others (Trapfinding, Trap/Danger Sense, Evasion, Uncanny Dodge, etc)?
166.5) ^ same, but for PF1?

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KahnyaGnorc wrote:
161) Can a Bard still inspire courage when Silenced by playing the sound of silence?

I'd, personally, play 4'33" by John Cage.


Souls At War wrote:

165) Will the Bear animal companion's size issue be fixed?

166) Will there be a Rogue-like skill class/archetype without Sneak Attack, but keep the others (Trapfinding, Trap/Danger Sense, Evasion, Uncanny Dodge, etc)?
166.5) ^ same, but for PF1?

I can get you without sneak attack, trapfinding, and trap sense for more skills

Here's a bard archetype that adds rogue talents, evasion, uncanny dodge, and trap sense without sneak attack

167) Will duels between summoners be in Smogon or VGC format?


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The Sideromancer wrote:
167) Will duels between summoners be in Smogon or VGC format?

168) Will stall be a viable team construction?

169) Will Arceus be added to the core pantheon, or confined to Ubers?

170) Can we convert Spell Points into Battle Points for in-game purchases and tutoring?

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Gregg Reece wrote:
KahnyaGnorc wrote:
161) Can a Bard still inspire courage when Silenced by playing the sound of silence?
I'd, personally, play 4'33" by John Cage.

The acoustic version.


Leedwashere wrote:


169) Will Arceus be added to the core pantheon, or confined to Ubers?

If we're doing that, why not All legendary Pokemon?


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172) will any PF2 rules get backported to PF1 in some way?


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Souls At War wrote:
172) will any PF2 rules get backported to PF1 in some way?

Pathfinder Unshackled?


CharlieIAm wrote:
Souls At War wrote:
172) will any PF2 rules get backported to PF1 in some way?
Pathfinder Unshackled?

That might be several levels of true for the Fighter.

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