Wildly inappropriate questions about PF 2E


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Vidmaster7 wrote:

35) will James Jacobs being doing a shirtless spread in this new bestiary?

(AKA will their be a T-rex?)

I have it on good authority he will be riding it into the next Pizocon.


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Kerrilyn wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
43) Will Seoni's dress finally get pockets? I mean real pockets, not fake "fashion" pockets that are stitched shut or are too small to actually hold anything.
Um, she'd have to put one on first. I think those are her PJs, or maybe undies, but I don't want to embarrass her by asking...

Yeah, it's less like a dress and more like a dire scarf (possibly with the advanced template).


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45) Can we finally have a book called "Ultimate Race" now? :)

46) Or a book on racial psychic spells that cause damage over time using an emotional component, called Ancestry, DOT Calm?


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ENHenry wrote:

45) Can we finally have a book called "Ultimate Race" now? :)

Only if it's an adventure path about visiting every country in Avistan in a ridiculously short amount of time before someone else does and wins the prize.


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Are the playtest rules tested on animals?

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What is the LD50 of the core rules?


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49) Frog-licking rules?

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As Ambrosia Slaad asked in the "Artwork Wish" thread:
"Would we all be ok when Seltyiel is depicted as striding into combat in assless chaps and a tiny g-string, his butt featured prominently for the viewers?"


Pi) Are there rules for converting go into pounds of crushed watermelon?


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Square Root of Zero: Will you finally include the town of "North, to Where Melvin is Standing Now"?

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50) Will there be Electrum Pieces?

37) Why is this question here?


Aristophanes wrote:

As Ambrosia Slaad asked in the "Artwork Wish" thread:

"Would we all be ok when Seltyiel is depicted as striding into combat in assless chaps and a tiny g-string, his butt featured prominently for the viewers?"

I suppose I would- when Seoni and Merissiel and others get that level of fanservice display.

Until then Seltyiel fans will have to suffice with shirtless scenes and other fanservice at that level.


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51) Will the PDFs stop using weird special characters for "fi" and similar combinations so that when I copy a description, I don't have to replace a bunch of missing characters?

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52) What is the DC to jump over a 10ft pit?


Jader7777 wrote:
52) What is the DC to jump over a 10ft pit?

Hopefully low, because falling in it is half the health of a first level character.


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53: is it finally possible to see the sun with new perception changes?

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54) Will I still be able to blame Cosmo?


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Hmm wrote:
54) Will I still be able to blame Cosmo?

If not; you know whose fault it is ;)


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What is the Fly speed of a Tiny bird, assuming they are not encumbered?


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Aristophanes wrote:

As Ambrosia Slaad asked in the "Artwork Wish" thread:

"Would we all be ok when Seltyiel is depicted as striding into combat in assless chaps and a tiny g-string, his butt featured prominently for the viewers?"

Aren't chaps assless by definition ? (Unless we're talking about the Dick Dastardly/Colin Firth/Terry-Thomas meaning of the word).


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The Sideromancer wrote:
What is the Fly speed of a Tiny bird, assuming they are not encumbered?

African or European?


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I don't even know) Is it true that you are copying 75% of the rules from FATAL?


I don't even know.5)Is it true that men will have +100 to every ability score except charisma, which woman will have +100 to (and -5 to everything else)?


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CactusUnicorn wrote:
I don't even know.5)Is it true that men will have +100 to every ability score except charisma, which woman will have +100 to (and -5 to everything else)?

Lady Sorcerers, Bards, Oracles, and Paladins for the WIN!

(Imagines a Paladin with +45 to hit and damage on Smites, and 45 lay on hands per day... WHOOSH!)

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Is it true that there will be a rule in the CRB that will give an auto-fumble to the first player at the table to quote Monty Python?


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Aristophanes wrote:
Is it true that there will be a rule in the CRB that will give an auto-crit to the first player at the table to quote Monty Python?

Fixed that for you ;)


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60) Where's Mankrik's wife?

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61)What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

62)What is the question that 61 is asking?

edited for ninja'd question and put into sequence.


Kerrilyn wrote:

22) Speaking of half-this-half-that races.. we don't currently have any rules about .. you know.. will we have rules for that in PF2?

Yes, then I could play a half-elf/half-orc like I could in Kingdom of Kalamar.


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Saint Bernard wrote:
Kerrilyn wrote:

22) Speaking of half-this-half-that races.. we don't currently have any rules about .. you know.. will we have rules for that in PF2?

Yes, then I could play a half-elf/half-orc like I could in Kingdom of Kalamar.

63) Do we want PF2.0 to follow the lead of a game named after fried squid?


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64) Who let the goblin dogs out?

65) When does The Exchange get to introduce its own cryptocurrency?


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66) What would PF2 do for a Klondike bar?


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67) Can a character achieve legendary proficiency in proficiency itself?

68) Is that what happened to Nethys and Irori?


Leedwashere wrote:
68) what happened to Nethys and Irori?

They had a baby

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Friendly Rogue wrote:
28.) When's Mahvel?

RIP Mahvel, welcome our new DBZ overlords


the nerve-eater of Zur-en-Aarh wrote:
63) Do we want PF2.0 to follow the lead of a game named after fried squid?

Sure. Squids are evil bastards and deserve to be fried & eaten.


Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
the nerve-eater of Zur-en-Aarh wrote:
63) Do we want PF2.0 to follow the lead of a game named after fried squid?
Sure. Squids are evil bastards and deserve to be fried & eaten.

I have no particular feelings about the alignment of squid, but they certainly can be delicious.


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69) If I pull the PF2 CRB out from a shelf and put it back, does it reveal a secret door to golarion?

70) Can we get a pirate class to counter the ninja class?

71) Will the Rogue Time Machine still exist in the new edition?


Chris Caldwell wrote:
Friendly Rogue wrote:
28.) When's Mahvel?
RIP Mahvel, welcome our new DBZ overlords

Is dragon ball, baybee!


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72) Will the gaming police start showing up when someone plays the game having fun but not my definition of fun using PF rules? Current response times are unacceptable.
73) Can we call in anonymous tips for them?


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74) Will APs start explaining where their minion generators are stored in town? I lost track of how many rogues have been slaughtered in the name of peace in Westcrown alone.


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75) Will their be an alchemist archetype that gets rounds of Rage and class abilities based off of all 6 ability scores? Playing a mad MAD mad scientist!


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76) Will the gentleman class be PF legal, and if so please can Seltiyel be the iconic for it?


BishopMcQ wrote:
74) Will APs start explaining where their minion generators are stored in town?

"Warrior needs food – badly!"

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77) What will the colour of the font of the fifth letter on the tenth page of the core rule book be?

78) Which iconic(s) will appear the second piece of art in the book?


79) What is it wearing I mean ... Any chance of having book jackets with alternate art for the covers of the rulebooks?


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kyrt-ryder wrote:
Leedwashere wrote:
68) what happened to Nethys and Irori?
They had a baby

I could have sworn that Starfinder would add Moclans before Pathfinder did. ;)


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80: Is a Butterfinger better than 2.0?

81: Do you feel lucky, punk?

82: How come leftover lasagne from the day before tastes better than oven fresh one?


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PossibleCabbage wrote:
7) I once had to get stitches after getting hit in the face with a thrown brand new copy of an RPG book (Werewolf: the Wild West, for the curious). Will the hardcover copy Pathfinder 2nd Edition have safe and dull corners?

The Real Question is why were you hit with a rulebook in the face in the first place? ;)


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83) Why would anyone want to ask real questions when they could use artificial ingredients to produce questions more efficiently?

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