IT'S TRUE ! I WON ! NOBODY CHALLENGES FIRE ! I BURN WITH JOY ! YOU'RE WEEPING TEARS OF STEAM !
Don't think sneaking into the next page gets you past me hothead *throws bucket of ice-water*
Well done !
Hey... that's my bucket of water !
You human thieves are worse than Gnarl Guilderlorn !
No matter: I win !
Oeh! congratulations to you all!
Mwhat?? *garbled through a mouthful of fried skylark*
I make this thread my beach. With sun and sand and a drink with a tiny umbrella in it.
I look majestically down on you from my mountain. We take our single-malt neat up here!
Matt Damon!
I demand that this uncouth puppet be expelled from this thread, your Honor, because... THE CONSTITUTION MUST BE PROTECTED !
And so, I win this argument.
Just what the world needs, another lawyer
Like it needs another dead horse.
Yeah... he took the defense of Snarl Glitterblood at his last trial !
Hang him ! and hand me my win !
[*pauses to consider the horse's hooves*]
Hmmpff !
[*stomps away angrily*]
Ho hu !
[*eyes Amazon Princess Diana out of the corner of his eyes*]
Another one who wants to steal my win...
No matter !
I'm destined to win !
And I will... I mean... I am ! I am winning right now !
You might have won Synchronized swimmingm but you won't win this one!
Itsa race! I am winning!
You lost to the Superior Reptile.
Ragnarock my arse; more like Ragnabubblegumpop if you ask me Christina Fangulera. Make way for the mortal age and I, the winner.
Vacuum cleaner: Hoover Mark IV.
Water hammer: a futile exercise if there ever was one. But keep it up, by all means! I love work. I can watch it for hours.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Ho hu !
[*eyes Amazon Princess Diana out of the corner of his eyes*]
Another one who wants to steal my win...
No matter !
I'm destined to win !
And I will... I mean... I am ! I am winning right now !
My magic lasso will compell you to loose, thus I win.
While your lasso is tangled around QL, I win.
Aww, look at the pretty kitty yawning! While you nap, I'll win.
No wins for Mister Grumpy Face.
I most strenuously object to Mark Hoover's winning ; and Schism isn't even human, so he has no role to play in front of this court, other than exhibit #21 !
I move to reject and I aim to win. This is the only way to go about this, your Honor, because...
You Lose
As do you !
Guess who wins ?
I'll help you: he's the best dressed gnome you'll ever have the privilege to see !
Justin Of The Lake of Timber? Oh, its just you QL... *sad face*
I'm Winning! I'm a Dragon!
Bringing in 2014. With the win!
That's right! Hayah! Hayah! That's right!
huzza
The End!
I can't let this end yet, Dave.
Cry the tears of the fallen
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Victor...Von Losenstein I presume?
I have completed a successful WIN.
Consider this a Win-Ectomy
Success! I have established my win. You may now discontinue the use of this thread.
Thank You,
~The Winner.
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Pfsshh !
Sorry, you do not win for fishing.
Wiiiiiinnnnnnn----nnniiiiiing!
Groin punches ogre. "Not."
Sorry, I couldn't hear you through all this winning
Groin punches ogre. "Not."
Takes his large meaty fist and slams it on top of Waterhammer's head. He leaughs as Waterhammer's head smashes down his torso and out his ass
Hur! Hur! Her! I win! Hur! Hur! Her!